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((...Are we seriously doing this? Why do we have to create christianity look-alikes in a reality it shouldn't exist in?))((To make fun of Christianity and justify Kyle mentioning Bible-humpers.))
"Oh Alex, Kyle, are you guys fine with Vivian's photo, or should I modify it?""Can I see? Can I see?"
Angel is a bit nervous when she hears this."Uh... A-anything's possible... th-there are... are Demons so... they... they might be... be real..." Selina's eyes flash red when she says demons."They most certainly are. Occasionally the guest-teach classes."
((Of course it's not Christianity! People would get angry if we made fun of their God.))"Well actually most of them worship his son who is a much better person. He healed people and forgave them the sins his father wouldn't."((*Headdesk* Dudes. Seriously. <____< this isn't on earth. Christianity doesn't exist either. It'd be 'fertility goddesses HATE THEM, not GOD HATES THEM.))
"Well I hear a weird cult of humans believe in this guy called God and apparently he is opposed to homosexuals and and minorities having equal rights and stuff. The bible is his holy book thing.""Who would worship a guy like that?"
"Don't some personas have attacks that use water? Why don't those turn to blood?""Hold on...that's it! ...How do I summon that snake-person with the foggy breath? Oh, and can someone find me something like a tarp, but steriler?"
"I... I... I don''t know anymore..." Selina seems throughly confused with herself."It's okay..." Angel pauses and carefully hugs Selina.
((Most liquid is now blood remember from dark hour))((...Oops.))
Selina pales as much as a burnt person can when she looks at the bottle, hoping Angel didn't mean for her to drink it and just didn't notice."Oh, sorry...I forgot...um..." Angel grabs a piece of paper and starts sketching something. "Wait, we probably don't have a heat source. Um, anyone know some kind of liquid that doesn't turn into blood?"
"Well, it's a somewhat personal matter, plus some people find it wrong. I'm not too sure why though. I mean all things considered, homosexual couples generally can't reproduce which helps keep the population growth rate down. Which ensures we don't all die from the consequences of overpopulation and resource depletion~""Oh." Angel is a bit more confused now. "Selina, do you know anyone like that?"
