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It will be a cold day in hell when my suggested action is picked over one by hyper-rationalist GreatWyrm...

This thread managed to go from 'yet another generic suggestion game' to perverted awesome in the space of 30 posts. I'm impressed.

3) Any complaint I have would only be better worded by GreatWyrmGold.

((What GWG said. He knows from experience how actively stupid we can be at times.))

He is that one guy, shrouded in the legend of first post and first correction.. Very helpful i must say. A veritable Hermes. .

Quote from: Hanslanda on January 12, 2013, 11:05:19 pm

Why do I always miss silly little lines like that that happen to answer just the questions I have?

Because you're awesome like that.

GWG is the LW of threads.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 29, 2013, 08:51:50 pm

Quote from: Persus13 on January 29, 2013, 06:55:33 pm

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 29, 2013, 06:48:21 pm

Comfort zombie, then continue interrogation more kindly. Possibly the weirdest sentence I've typed...well, certainly this week. It's only Tuesday.

This should be in your sigtext.

If you insist.

A quote from me has made it into GWG's sigtext. I consider that the pinnacle of achievement on the RTD forums.

No killing GWG.

Quote from: Jbg97 on February 16, 2013, 11:42:49 pm

Quote from: Xantalos on February 16, 2013, 10:37:33 pm

We have witnessed a rare feat, gentlemen. A day where GWG is offline. Such a day only comes around once every millennia.

So he is like an anti-cthulhu?

Sort of; he's more Yog-Sothoth for all forum games because he's in almost every single one.

The Great Wyrm of Gold!

Hooray! Half the forum had ground to a halt in your absense, GWG.

I am your anti-clone from the universe where everyone's personality is reversed...I have visited many dimensions, terrorizing our other alternate universe bretheren. Now, I have come to the last version of ourselves that i haven't killed, YOU.

Anything starting with an Ebbor/GWG science debate has to be good.

Also, damnit GWG stop being right all the time!

only GWG seems to have sanity here

(He is a hero)

And Now we just need GWG to sign on to this since his signature is worth like ten thousand sigs.

Quote from: WhitiusOpus on January 21, 2014, 02:17:38 pm

Jesus GWG, why must you buzzkill so?

His bluntness gives him power.

His super sane only the super sane can post as much as he does and still have The high quality he has

Come for laughs at stupidity.

Leave smiling from the epicness.

Yeah, I'll agree, you're far more helpful than you are rude, GWG.

And for the record, GWG is right

And from now on consider myself to agree with GreatWyrmGold unless I say otherwise. I'm tired of typing that he's right.

+1.000-ing GWG here. He wrote quite a bunch of good stuff.

GreatWyrmGold, as always, has the good suggestion. +1

GWG, that is kind of epic

Because Great Wyrm always has the best ideas.

GWG's dry humor is what makes these games what they are.

And finally, nice to have you aboard GreatWyrmGold.))

Thank you for paying attention.

((GWG: You're right,

Oh shiii, GreatWyrmGold has agreed with me, happiest day of my life.

((God are you funny.))

This RTD cheats, im not even playing and im having fun.

((*attempts to understand GWG's immensely complicated but incredibly intelligent logic and predictably fails*))

Quote

That was amazing, GWG

Quote from: Akroma on November 26, 2013, 12:31:49 pm

that actually made me laugh out loud. not just type lol while keeping a straight face, but actual laughs

Just doing my job, I guess.

Gold is the best.

((GWG's post was actually a pretty good view of the whole thing: in the end, everyone was dumb but it didn't really matter much to begin with. I may or may not be stealing this view for my own. :V))

our glorious god GWJesus?

Because now you're a Crystal Dragon Jesus figure.

*shoots you in the face with an intelligence-boosting gun*
*predictably, nothing happens _{because you're too smart as it is}*

Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am

Alright everyone, alright TCM? GWG won this internet argument. He gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same sevenfold.

Man, where's the snarky-ass PW? It's not typical of you to let someone off like this. Just like everyone else, you've let yourself succumb to GWG's greatest strengths: stamina and determination.

You get a gold star GWG.

Quote from: scapheap on June 14, 2013, 06:28:48 pm

Do you want a gold star?

Um...sure?

((That's it. GWG is the best ninja.))

Quote from: mastahcheese on July 28, 2013, 04:42:59 pm

GreatWyrmGold has successfully acquired enough of the words of Bay12 to take up a fifth of a standard page of posts.
Somebody give that man a cookie.

How about another gold star, instead?

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 03, 2013, 09:01:11 am

((Hm. Return to Castle Wolfenstein, Call of Duty's Zombie Mode, and...Doom?))

((You got it, here's your star: *))

GOLD STAR FOR THOSE WHO VOTED KLEPTOMANIA BECAUSE I ACTUALLY HAVE THAT

Quote from: C27 on December 10, 2012, 01:58:30 am

Why exactly do fortress dwarves need magic, and why would they consider it to be worthwhile to dabble in when they have steel, adamantine, and magma? It seems equivalent to suggesting that modern armies need bows and spears to go along with their tanks and artillery.

Magic is like a Swiss Army Knife that includes computer, lockpick, and bazooka attachments.

Quote from: Dirg on December 15, 2012, 06:09:44 pm

Xantalos, you've done the most side switching out of anyone here, combined, so don't even say that -Edit- Besides maybe GWG. Depends if it counts when they mostly stay in one faction yet help out multiple sides at the same time and try to sneak in little traps here and there.

The mecha-Hitler scandal wasn't me!

It's as normal as anything is in DF.

"I AM NOT CHANGING UNDERWEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT!"

Quote from: Persus13 on January 29, 2013, 06:55:33 pm

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 29, 2013, 06:48:21 pm

Comfort zombie, then continue interrogation more kindly. Possibly the weirdest sentence I've typed...well, certainly this week. It's only Tuesday.

This should be in your sigtext.

If you insist.

Guns! Dangit! Stupid hilarious typos!

Mature isn't the problem. Sane is the problem.

"To aid Oric, kindly jump off the nearest cliff at your convenience."

Who died and made me GM? Oh right, kj.

It didn't get along with them, it tried to kill them!

<So nice to see people standing up for a man's right to have his arm ripped off by his girlfriend instead of chopped of by a psycho whi can control paper. That's probably in the top 5 of weirdest things I've said today.>

I need to stop encouraging you guys.

<sub>I met a gamer from a distant site
Who said: 'One small square girder, made of steel,
Stand on the shoreline. Near them, on the grass
Half gone, a shattered spacecraft lies, whose size
And wild struts, and smear of rocket fuel,
Tell that its builder poor those sciences read.
Some yet have died, smashed in these lifeless things,
The hand that marked them and the hope that fled.
And on the rocket these words appear:

Nothing beside remains. Round the rusting
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
Save for the buildings, not far away."</sub>

Because too much power is never enough.

Violence is the first resort of the idiotic and the last resort of people who planned.

Violence is always your last resort. Once you resort to it, you're not getting a chance to resort to something else.

Though if anyone can, Toady can.

Quote from: Persus13 on June 10, 2013, 04:24:48 pm

I think this is the only place where a debate about gods uses Calculus.

Would you expect anything different from bay12?  When I was GMing "A New Age Begins", there were people who were going in-depth upon how dragons would affect the history of the world.

Never underestimate the grammar checking power of Bay12. NEVER.

I'm not GMing for you.

A dragon would be nice.