7And the Gods began creating. 8Discord created a great Bag Burrito, 8with great amounts of salsa, beans, and spice. 9And it was massive in size, and would have been delicious, had anyone eaten it. 10But it was uneaten, which is good as it likely would have inflicted massive heartburn on anyone to eat it. 11For this, Komote set him on fire. 12And Pisanrio made an explosion to try and make Komote feel small, but Komote laughed at the explosion and the Void Goblins it created. 13 The Void Goblins were small creatures with great beards, feasting on darkness but slain by light. 14Ort, the God of the Unliving, made a planet known as Anchor Rock out of stone and increased its inertia, so it would not move. 15Cromwell, the God of the Seas, created the ocean and threw it at Anchor Rock, submerging it entirely save for a dozen islands and islets. 16And the ocean began to turn to ice, for the universe was cold and silent. 17One of these was chosen by Nix, who rose from the seas and cast off an egg-sac. 18From the egg-sac came spiderwomen, with their rotting venom and their lack of males. 19And to fill the seas, Li made many kinds of life, above all the Kraken, larger than many islands and hungry, hungry. 20Yet, Li did not glow. For this, Ort comforted Him. 21Most incredibly of all, K'llzx created a being known as the Alone, another god, but a blinded one who could not see Creation. 22It was thus driven mad by loneliness...23More Gods entered the Universe, ready to Create.--
Volumes of Being: Volume I: The Book of Origins: Chapter 1: The Void: Verses 7-23The Late Gods--still pouring in as the world is young--were created.
[2+1+1] Discord is set on fire by Komote. (-1 Power) [4+1] Pisanrio makes a massive explosion [1] and a race of void goblins, puny humanoid creatures with beards that live off of darkness and are killed by light. (-1 Power)
[5+1+1] K'llzx creates the Alone, a massive primordial deity that has been driven mad by being so alone...and it cannot perceive anything. (-5 Power)(Affinity Gained: Deities)(Discord Gained: Dexterity)
[4] Discord creates a Burrito. (-1 Power)
[2+1] Ort creates a small planet, Anchor Rock, so called because it is hard to move. (-3 Power)
[2] Li does not glow.
[3+1] Cromwell creates an ocean on Anchor Rock, covering it nearly completely. There are still a few islands, however. The ocean starts to freeze, due to the lack of any ambient source of heat. (-2 Power)
[5+1] Li creates the Kraken, a massive sea creature and the first life! It has nothing to eat and is starving and freezing. (-2 Power) [5+1+1] Li resolves the former issue with various sea-life being added! (-1 Power)
[5] Nix creates a race of spiderwomen [2] with a mildly necrotic venom on the largest island on Anchor Rock. They begin fishing.
Anchor Rock gives Ort Power for existing. Te Burrito gives Discord Power for existing. The Kraken gives Li Power for existing. The Ocean gives Cromwell Power for existing. The Spiderwomen give Nix Power for existing. The Void Goblins give Pisanrio Power for existing.
The Void, the Nothing around everything
-Void Goblins
Anchor Rock, a small, barren, wet rock which is hard to move. Created by Ort.
-Ocean, partly frozen, created by Cromwell.
--Kraken, a mile-long sea creature resting near the surface.
-Island A, a very large island (~10 miles)
--Spider Women
-Island B, a large island (~6 miles)
-Island C, a large island (~4 miles)
-Island D, a medium island (~2 miles)
-Island E, a medium island (~8000 feet)
-Island F, a small island (~5000 feet)
-Island G, a small island (~3500 feet)
-Island H, a very small island (~3000 feet)
-Islet A, an islet (~1800 feet)
-Islet B, an islet (~1200 feet)
-Islet C, an islet (~980 feet)
-Islet D, an islet (~740 feet)
-Islet E, an islet (~560 feet)
Random Spicy Big Bag Burrito, Created by Discord
Krakens: Currently just the one. A massive creature composed mainly of a mile-long shell and various types of tentacles, with several angry heads. The Kraken is nigh immortal, with regenerative abilities and an immunity to aging. It is also intelligent and created by Cromwell.
Spiderwomen: Spider-like women with necrotic venom. Created by Nix.
Void Goblins: Puny humanoids with beards that live in the Void. They feed on darkness and are killed by light. They were created by Pisanrio.
The Alone,Blinf Primordial(NPC)
A massive, primordial being with no senses and little ability to be senses.
Affinities: None
Discords: None
Power: 5
Cromwell, God of the Sea(mastacheese)
A crab made of water. Carries a net and lives in a boat. Wrathful. Demands sacrifice of enemies by sea monsters.
Affinities: Sea, Ships
Discords: Deserts, Roads
Power: 9
Discord, God of Innovation(Chink)
Unpredictably changes.
Affinities: Chaos, Creation
Discords: Order, Destruction
Power: 9
Fieras, God of the Lively Flame(swordsmith04)
Benevolent but angerable, Fieras sometimes takes a mortal form. His symbol is the Sun. Piety is shown by burning valuables...unless it's a living thing, in which case prepare for smiting. Ceremonial incineration is also practiced on corpses and the extra firewood from winter.
Affinities: Fire, Life
Discords: Cold, Death
Power: 11
Grob Gob Glob Grod, Goddess of Not Being Able to Count to Two(Dansmithers)
A weird four-faces creature vaguely resembling a pink crystaline figure in a dress.
Affinities: None
Discords: Two
Power: 10
K'llxz(Cheesecake)
Nothing.
Affinities: Birth, Deities, Madness
Discords: Death, Dexterity, Reason
Power: 7
Komote, God of Nonlethal Fiery Pranks(Gamerlord)
Pronounced "koh-MOH-tae". Looks like a man with a flaming jackal head.
Affinities: Fire, Tickery
Discords: Death, Water
Power: 11
Li, God of Life(Ozarck)
An ageless being with eyes like the sky and pupils like night. Calm, curious, copacetic, cat-loving.
Affinities: Life, Protection
Discords: Death, Destruction
Power: 8
Nix, God of Madness[su](NRDL)[/sup]
A giant, strange head, made of pulsating flesh and connected to spider legs.
Affinities: Blood, Flesh
Discords: Rock, Sanity
Power: 9
Ort, God of the Inanimate(Harry Baldman)
Auras and the Auroras
Affinities: Earth, Light
Discords: Life, Madness
Power: 10
Pisanrio, God of Chaos(LordSlowpoke)
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Affinity: Discord
Discord: Affinities
Power: 10
Rourk, God of Division(draco1234)
A gray two-headed winged wolf of great size. Not often that you see wolves like that--most are more brown. The heads are often arguing.
Affinities: Madness, Reason
Discords: Order, Peace, Unity
Power: 10
One thing I noticed: Power should never be a limiting factor. Most creations immediately give back as much as they cost.
Starting next turn, I'm doubling power costs until I can think of a better solution.
