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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Twilight Academy - A Magical School RP
« on: July 26, 2013, 09:41:51 am »
Hm...how to subtly indicate that it's obvious he's trying to play Tails...
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Roll To Dodge / Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« on: July 26, 2013, 09:26:36 am »
Do you want me to turn him into a gold statue?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bay12 AtWar league
« on: July 26, 2013, 09:24:25 am »
I didn't even build any air transports this time!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bay12 AtWar league
« on: July 26, 2013, 09:19:56 am »
Indeed. Shame that you never got a shot at greatness.
So. It's the three great powers of the Triple Alliance, versus India, with West Russia neutral to all. My guess as to how this game is going to end: India gets crushed, then either the game ends or the Triple Alliance crushed West Russia, ending the game.
In other news: In large part due to not paying any attention, I am losing the game I started (Water Wars). I have scattered cities across Indonesia, Thailand conquered my capital, and I somehow have negative 95 money.
So. It's the three great powers of the Triple Alliance, versus India, with West Russia neutral to all. My guess as to how this game is going to end: India gets crushed, then either the game ends or the Triple Alliance crushed West Russia, ending the game.
In other news: In large part due to not paying any attention, I am losing the game I started (Water Wars). I have scattered cities across Indonesia, Thailand conquered my capital, and I somehow have negative 95 money.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Battle Arena, because we need more of these!
« on: July 26, 2013, 09:10:40 am »
Bwa. Ha. Ha.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (ISG) Halfling Paladin: Bonus Chapter 1 Begins! Yay!
« on: July 26, 2013, 09:09:50 am »
IT'S! A! WHIP!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You're a Toy! :D - Illustrated Adventure Game
« on: July 26, 2013, 09:09:34 am »
Would you prefer a BLOCKO Microperson?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You're a Toy! :D - Illustrated Adventure Game
« on: July 26, 2013, 08:44:56 am »
Aren't swords the sharp, tie-shaped ones?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Against the Slave Lords [Updates daily]
« on: July 26, 2013, 08:43:57 am »
No! Don't tell him! It would be hilarious to see you walk into open air!
...Wait! Do tell him! When you die, I want to be able to loot your bodies and take your uncast spells!
...Wait! Do tell him! When you die, I want to be able to loot your bodies and take your uncast spells!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bay12 AtWar league
« on: July 26, 2013, 08:43:04 am »((You meant the West Russians of course?))Wha...Yes! I did. I meant the yellow ones. I mixed up East and West.
East Russians are the awesome ones in Asia, West Russians are the cowardly* ones trapped in the middle of the Triple Alliance.
*Yellow. Get it?
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Herr Schmidt, I trust you are well? Apologies for not discussing such troop movements with you beforehand. These troops were mobilised before we had confirmed that those men of yours, the ones that crossed our borders without advance warning of any kind, were indeed simply heading to aid in the conquest of India and the culling of the Chinese. As for the troops forming up to the south, we feared an assault by Indian tank divisions landing in the lower Middle East. Our wish, unlike yours, is not to conquer, only to survive. Despite our little strength, we are not stupid. We're surrounded on all sides by nations with military power much more formidable than our own. We joined this global conflict late, and we have suffered for it. Understand that we only did what we thought was best, given what appeared to be happening. These defensive formations will remain, but as a sign of good faith, the path to Europe will remain open.Understood.
As it so happens, your defensive formations don't seem to hinder my movements due to our alliance.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [It's Nerf or Nothing]
« on: July 26, 2013, 08:40:42 am »
Hm...
Zebridonce Uhlotar Rhossenina
Luffermo
Zebridonce Uhlotar Rhossenina
Luffermo
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Glorious Unicorn: LARGE SUPASHIP APPROACHING, CURBS MURDER POTENTIALLY.
« on: July 26, 2013, 08:35:28 am »
...Wow. I think that might come close to when I cleaned the hull whilst a space-dragon was attacking.
He used actual weapons, though, and is a robot. So not so close after all.
Use the lack of gravity or friction in space to fire caustic cleaning chemicals at the enemy ship.
He used actual weapons, though, and is a robot. So not so close after all.
Use the lack of gravity or friction in space to fire caustic cleaning chemicals at the enemy ship.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Form the World: Turn 0
« on: July 26, 2013, 08:32:16 am »
2The first of these gods were eight in number. 3The first was Pisanrio, the God of Chaos and Lord of Discord. This one was followed by his opposite who was the same, Discord the God of Innovation, whose chaos was directed towards novel creations. 4More madness was to follow, with Nix the God of Madness, Komote the Nonlethal Flaming Trickster, and K'llxz. 5Finally, Li the God of Life and Ort the God of the Inanimate came into being, with hopes of ending the madness and beginning the sanity. 6These seven were joined by Cromwell, who started wondering why there was no sea yet.
--Volumes of Being: Volume I: The Book of Origins: Chapter 1: The Void: Verses 2-6
The First Gods came into being.
Alright, we're started! New players can always join.
In other news, I intended to create a system by which gods can change their Affinities and Discords, but forgot to. The changing of something so integral to your existence seems like something that shouldn't have hard and fast rules. Short version: If you want to become God of Fire, start burning stuff.
But, so far, there is nothing to burn. Want to fix that?
Ninja: Sorry, swordsmith. I already had the turn typed up before you posted. You'll be in next turn. I'll even let you post an action for then.
--Volumes of Being: Volume I: The Book of Origins: Chapter 1: The Void: Verses 2-6
The First Gods came into being.
Spoiler: The Universe (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Gods (click to show/hide)
Alright, we're started! New players can always join.
In other news, I intended to create a system by which gods can change their Affinities and Discords, but forgot to. The changing of something so integral to your existence seems like something that shouldn't have hard and fast rules. Short version: If you want to become God of Fire, start burning stuff.
But, so far, there is nothing to burn. Want to fix that?
Ninja: Sorry, swordsmith. I already had the turn typed up before you posted. You'll be in next turn. I'll even let you post an action for then.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Airship Combat: Now with More, probably hard to follow, Tutorials
« on: July 26, 2013, 08:10:07 am »I don't drink any blood, and despite my name being thirteen letters in length people get it right.ARGHBLARGHWhy is it so hard for people to not make mistakes in my name? It's just seven letters, no unpronounceable combinations. WHYYYYY"It's because you didn't drink your blood this morning sweetie. You need it to make your aura big and strong. Look at my aura, people almost always get my name right, and mine's seven letters too. Now be a good boy and drink up so you'll make a good last impression on your new playmates today!"
Unless they refer to me as a large, metallic annelid.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Forge the World [Turn 4: Food]
« on: July 26, 2013, 08:06:53 am »
For the record: IronyOwl seems to be trying to give me PM-based amateur psychiatry. He hasn't insulted me again, which is good.