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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [D&D 3.5] A world asunder.
« on: July 24, 2013, 10:00:26 pm »
So...should my new guy have 54k gold in treasure, or what?
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"Alex, you are BESMIRCHING THE FAIR LADY. This is UNNACCEPTABLE." Jared says, still in the same tone of voice as a few minuites ago. And volume. "I shall have to challenge you to face me in THE RING OF HONOR should this continue. And then the Colliseum. And THEN THE STADIUM. Break for lunch, then ON TO THE DEATHMATCH PIT!"Angel wonders if there's a class telling you which god(s) to pray to to avoid running into people like this guy.
"Funny, I was hoping for more suggestions...but then, I was also hoping for the Great WG to make a faceshot for himself so I didn't have to do all the expositing around here!"








"Hello, sir. I am Daenashura--"
"Oh. Sorry ab--"
"WHY is everyone TELLING me that? It's getting old!"
"...Sorry about angering you like that. Anyways, how can I help you?"
"I'm starting a quest today. I was hoping for some help, and was hoping for someone to spar with for a basic combat tutorial."
"Plainview doesn't have enough guards to keep its drunks orderly, we can't spare anyone to go with you. Moreover, you don't really look tough enough to survive sparring with any humans older than three or four..."
"Damn my lack of hit points..."
"...but if you brought someone a bit tougher, I'd be glad to have him or her spar."
"Great! I know just the guy!"
"We do have a little gear available. We can lend you a heavy wooden shield, a Lesser Ring of Agility, or a set of Leather Armor. You'd need to return whatever you borrowed when you return to town next, though."
"Thanks! I'll choose later and retcon it back into now!"
"...Okay?"
"This stuff starts to make more sense after a while."








"Hey, it's apparently been--"
"Now, we won't be telling anyone about this, will we?"
"Of course. Incidentally, Daenashura's here."
"Oh, goody! Glad to *hic* see you again! A lov'lee little lady!"
"Look, stay away and I won't have to gauge the effect a Sunrod has on elven testicles."
"You're the *hic* boss!"
"Goodie! Now I'm gonna stick you in some old armor, give you a wooden sword, and watch as you get beaten up by big guys!"
"Wait, what?"
"Not that this doesn't sound like a perfectly acceptable team bonding activity, but don't you want to meet your new teammate?"
"Oh, right."
"I know I am. now, meet Faith."
"Hey."
"She is a highly talented Flame Wizard, even if she lacks the drive to accomplish anything greater. She will be suited for the tasks you will find."
"Like I'd need anything else."
"Schweet, another *hic* girl! This is *hic* the best day EVER!"
"Wanna see him get beaten up?"
"Hells yeah."








"Ready for sparring?"
"Yes!"
"Yes!"
"*hi--"
"You there, with more hit points than a sword takes off! Take this, and this! Put this on and use this!"
"Okay, one of us needs to take his robe."
"Your problem, your team, you get the robe."
"Ick..."








"This is the Battle Grid of a small sparring room in the barracks. It has all the characters in the party, plus the guy Ethnolari's fighting. Combat isn't so hard. Firstly is turn order: First the player character(s), namely the lovely, brilliant, modest, clever fairy light monk Daenashura. After that is allies, Ethnolari and Faith. Third is Villains--or other intelligent enemies, like that guy--and fourth is Monsters. Should there be multiple in any one group, Speed rolls will be rolled each turn to figure out who goes first. Attacking requires opposed--"
"When is your turn over, again?"
"Fine."