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What's the most powerful? Udil-y?

((Huh, how come the suit and everything could only be sold for half the price if they are still new, undamaged and fully charged/in full amount?))

((Economics.))

Seham. Unless he has insane magic he would not be able to prevent a nuke from ruining his plans. And I think nuking demons as soon as they invade a city makes loads of sense.
And if there was an army already that was near why couldn't they just kill the dozen demons they would have to fight? A demon isn't going to keep walking as well with a couple of clips in him.

Humans have ways to avoid nukes ruining their days without any magic. And nuclear missiles are remarkably delicate devices; just how much Seham could screw with it is dependent only on how far out he can detect missiles from. Since it's hard to hide ICBMs...well, there's a good chance that it would hit some other population center.
You...you don't understand how things work, do you? If Obama heard demons were invading Chicago, he would not nuke them. That would be stupid. That would kill millions of Americans and cost billions, if not trillions, to repair, all because we've heard that some weird things were attacking Chicago. More likely, he'd treat it as a terrorist attack and send SEALs or Green Berets or something. When that failed, he'd probably turn to conventional armies (e.g, with tanks and artillery and stuff), and lose because those things are more useful when you're not fighting mobile, magical monsters with healing abilities and enough strength to disable or destroy a tank single-handedly. If he didn't try those first, he'd be seen as a lunatic; best-case scenario is impeachment and disgrace, worst-case is imprisonment for life and the destruction of the Democratic Party. And if someone other than the US nuked Chicago...well, can you say World War III? Basically, everyone would need to somehow know that the demons were nuke-worthy threats before they spread to multiple cities, at which point a single nuke wouldn't exactly end the threat and multiple nukes would have costs in hundreds of millions if not billions of lives.
Demons are pretty tough, actually, and as it happens they're making an army largely out of conscripts.

And seriously, is this any worse than the plots the rest of you come up with? Why are people capturing members of the group with non-unique capabilities? Why did those angels decide that destroying the world that Shys'm Caes was living on was the best way to deal with the issues, or that Yuri's mom would make a better God than she? Why did IRIS make an intelligent AI with desires to become Skynet? I'm pretty sure I've put more thought into Seham's plans than a lot of the uncomplained-about plots did into their Big Bads' plans.

Considering wings are useless for flight out of atmosphere anyway, I would go for ducted fans. More staying power.

...Dont' fans also need air to work?

Return to anti-Terror Star. Shoot GWG to attempt to heal him without winning the game by accident again.

[2] You miss. It still scorches me. You suck.

Mess up the Dewey Decimal system in a library to decrese the Order meter.

[5] Done.

Fly to Madagascar

[4] Now what?

Let's try something which has workred for me before, shall we? Cast Time Reversal on GWG and allies to reverse all damage and wounds to a point where they all were at their hieght of power.

[2] Nope.

Permanently, irreversibly turn @GreatWormGold into a tsundere.

[3] That's annoying.

Damn it. Respawn.

Done.

Summon the Colossal Titan.

Image is just to give you an idea of appearance and size, but it'd be better to actually look it up. :p

[5] Great.

((A plot? Shame on you!))

Play whack-a-mole with everyone.

((Xantalos kinda derailed this.))
[5] Whack whack whack!

Throw warp storms everywhere!!!!!

[5] Oh come on.

Use Two points of hellfire to incinerate smurfingtonthethird

I wondered if you'd ever realize you could do that.
[3+2v1] Burn baby burn.

Destroy the Order Meter using the power of Chaos, converting any points of Order into points of Chaos!

[2] Nope. Not that Chaos would gain anything.

The God King is immortal. Punch death in the face.

[6] Turns out, Death is immortal. And stronger than you.
You can no longer claim to be the God-King. You get -1 to Respawning rolls unless I forget.

Become a charred zombie! able to shoot fire out of it's hands!

[1] You become a flaming corpse. This isn't much fun.

Buy the omniverse!

[2] No one's selling.

Quote from: TalonisWolf on April 06, 2014, 04:39:48 pm

Let's try something which has workred for me before, shall we? Cast Time Reversal on GWG and allies to reverse all damage and wounds to a point where they all were at their hieght of power.

Stop him from doing that.

[4] You...stop him from doing something he failed at. Yay?

force the next post to be in PIRATE SPEAK YARRRRGGG-> also bring forth some swarthy swashbucklers to FIGHT

[5] Yarr, tha universe...be...piraety...me hearty?
Oh geez, I suck at pirate-speech. Me hearty.

Turn GWG into Mata Nui.
GIVE GWG THE MASK OF LIFE AND HAVE IT MUTATE HIM INTO A STRONGER FORM

[3] The mask doesn't fit. Almost as if it wasn't made to fit dragons.

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on April 07, 2014, 06:55:32 am

Turn GWG into Mata Nui.

THAT'S NOT VERY SMART THING TO DO

LEARN THE SECRETS OF LIFE AND DEATH

Why not?
[6] You learn them. This gives you perspective. Familiar with the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy books? Yeah, this universe wasn't made for you.

Find gravy and cheese curds.

[4] Yum!

Damn, that was totally accurate RolePlaying, I definitely did that on purpose!

Channel inner GreatWyrmGold to become GWG. WHO'S MOCKING ME NOW?!?

[2] The GreatWyrmGold clones are.

Steal DNA sample from smurfingtonthethird

[2] Eh. Why would you want to clone him anyways?

kill someone else, as determined randomly

[5] You attack a weak victim...that skeleton. It's dead!

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NPCs:

Burn the witch!

[3v4+1] Elsa evades your torches and whatnot.

...GET PAID!

[2] NO LUCK.

Avoid getting torched.

[4+1v3]

Protect Elsa.

Protect Elsa.

[5,1,2,2]
GreatWyrmGold manages to help hide Elsa from the mob, fortifying her hiding place. His clones, though...well, now the mob knows exactly where she is.

Kill Furtaka.

[3v4] Blast!

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Turn Diagnosis:
Chaotic
Disorderly


Characters:

((Yes. Because a dozen demons and dozens of humans plus half a dozen PCs are so much easier to run.))

((He wasn't as annoying of a funny, though. He was more charming, and as it so happens he serves a purpose--bringing Anna and Cristof together--that no other character who we see or who would logically be in the movie could fulfill. Not to mention that in his few minutes onscreen, he got more-developed than Olaf did in the whole movie.
And you're taking one reason, stripping it of explanation, and using it to attack my whole explanation?))