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Kill him. Actually, smash his head into a wall then break his legs and arms and stomp on his crotch. Then call the police. Maybe.

[4v5] Strangely, rapists are not as puny as you expected. This one resists you by [4v3] punching you in the shoulder.

Oh dear, such distrustful people these days.
"Oh, no need for the shotgun, my dear, I'm perfectly harmless. My name is Oszkar Herczeg, good woman, and I am rather pleased to meet you."
Slowly extend hand of friendship and non-hostile intent. If I am not shot or otherwise rebuked, continue with this.
"Now, I really need to speak with you, but I'd rather come in first. I've walked a ways and my bones ache something fierce."
Ask to come in if not shot or rebuked.

As Kyle is walking home, thoroughly embarrassed with himself, he spots a woman holding a shotgun to an old man!  As he sees them, he begins to grin. Finally!  A real villain he can defeat!  There is no way he has made a mistake again, they have a shotgun and everything!  And the woman definitely has an eeevil look in her eye.

Leap in front of the old man, morphing my body to protect us both from the shotgun blast.

[2-1] Paladin reacts to this strange old man coming to her door and reaching out at her with gunfire...[5] completely blocked by a strange man with curly brown hair and a hooded sweatshirt! The hooded sweatshirt now has a hole in it, which will be really interesting to explain.
"Who the hell are you two?"

Gods above, was this really the way it was going to be? He puts his hands in his pockets as he walks along. He subtly tries again, this time concentrating wholly upon the task of at least diminishing the danger to those around him. Regardless of if it works, he turns again to the person leading him. "You know, if you ever need help with Radiology treatments, I'm your guy." He says this half-jokingly, in a manner that suggests he'd still be willing to do so if given the chamce to.

[5] You shut off your power. Excellent, it's toggleable. You're brought into the ER.
"You have that much control over what kind of radiation you emit?"

Ask volunteer to drive to Leadfist's building and set off the bomb when I give the signal. Get the heck outta dodge.

[5] Enthusiastic volunteers! [2] You get stuck in a traffic jam.

Keep. Buidling.

[5] Finished!

kill him. Tear out his throat and eyes.
Also try anchoring my feet to the ground and beating my wings a single time, see if i can throw flames at him and knock him back with air pressure.

Throw a car at him. Actually, throw several cars at him.

[2v4][2] Winston grabs at a nearby car, which evades his grasp! [2] Meanwhile, Anakel fails to touch Winston with a wave of fire.

Adi prioritized threats. Frankly, the flying lightning-shooting guy was very useless against her- being made of silver does have its advantages-. The woman who has been able to shoot projectiles and knock her straight down, though, might very well be a threat. Compared to that, the flying guy was a mere nuisance.
"Quit it with that lightning, will you? It's annoying. And not doing anything. Really, unless you have some power I don't know of, you're quite useless."
Now to deal with the actual threat of a woman- which she did, aiming a punch at the woman's face, while still talking.

[4v5] Adi misses the woman's face, [6v3] and gets punched in her own with a crack of breaking bone and a scream of pain. The enemy grabs her arm, jerks it roughly back into place with a yelp, and holds her arm as it regenerates. Adi feels her face; did this crazy woman dent her? Meanwhile, Blitz isn't taking well to the criticism, [3] scorching the base of a nearby telephone pole in a creative but failed alternate means of attack.

Glorious. I guess.

Go out, find the villains of the world and kick their asses. Probably.

[2] Slow day.

Well... Crap. Irving knew it was weird there wasn't a teller-dispenser drone-a-tron in the bank, or anyone really, what was up with that? That, was a trap, of course, they were getting back at him for managing to figure out and avoid that supermarket! Wait, supermarket? Why was he there anyway? MORE IMPORTANT ISSUES, CRONIES CLOSING IN! SUSPICIOUSLY! Okay, time to try tactic A, it might work...

The man coughed slightly, before looking at his non-existent watch then at the police. "I am just waiting for an appointment, do you need anything?"

"...Yes. You were caught on tape robbing the Third Seventh Street Bank. Care to explain yourself?"

[This isn't going to work.]

Correct. So far.

((I'm not worried at the moment. They're not going to be at an angle to shoot at us juust yet...))

Name: T. Doctor
Description: Varies, due to regeneration.
Job: Time Lord
Notable Pastimes: Heroics, Recreational Time Travel, Etc
Current Relations: What century is it, again?

Aha!

A couple minor changes, most obviously the magic held in its hand.

Now, for this I'd like a greater chance of those marines to be friendly.

For the record, while all of that is true now, it wasn't when we were planning it because we didn't really have the manpower.

But yeah, if we don't all leave this place their supply lines are screwed.

Your rap kinda reminded me of that one Regular Show episode, GWG. It was where Pops tried to use poetry in a rap battle against gangstas.

...Thanks?
Was that before or after the Gizooglification?

"I'll head that way after dropping a construct to distract them or something. Fair?"