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Execute the hacker, throw him out an airlock.

I'll help once I'm done spacing the current nutjob. Or if he convinces me he's not one.

Hm. The orks seem more likely to be hostile. Hence, I'm saving my small guns for the marines.


The backstory of the tank. Previously, he was chained as shown (two heavy chains and two ropes, held in place by iron pegs) and he had other bindings in his treads to stop him from moving. After being used as a meeting-area by kobolds for a while, most of them moved out, letting the cutebolds reclaim the damaged and defaced hulk. Then, he teleported here, bindings, paint, and surprised cutebold sentry toppling to the ground.

In exchange for this contribution, I'd like those orks to be nonhostile.

"You're a robot? Have you always been a robot? What was it like, growing up as a robot? Did you go to normal schools? Were there special robot-schools? Were you manufactured with all the knowledge you'd need? Can you love? Why were you sent to the HMRC? Did you do something bad and no one wanted to disassemble you because your manufacturer was the mayor of the planet? What does it feel like to be powered off? Can you be disassembled? Can you feel pain? Can you play kickball with your head? Have you ever tried? Do you want to try? I can play kickball. I've never tried it with someone's head, though."

Noted.

((I'd like to ask for clarification on what you're asking who would not do it, but I have a feeling that I would be an answer.))

I spelled a word I didn't mean wrong? Oh.

Hey, you spelled "Me" wrong.

P.S. Who are you, again?

Portugal and Spain? Seems a bit out of your way. How about Italy and Romania instead?

I'm not really subject to the military limit because my nation was created by the gathered military forces of nearly every nation on the planet who chose to disobey orders and head into exile with families in the hopes of evading the nuclear war thats killed hundreds of millions if not billions.
They brought equipment along with them using shock and force to get out, though to fit the story I'd say an equal if not larger number failed to reach me.
My nation strictly speaking is not a nation at all, it's just a gathered collective trying to ensure the survival of the human race, I have probably by far the most powerful military and certainly the best trained and equipped.
But I have 0 facilities to build more ships and no access at all to more food or materials. So I'm gonna have to work with all of you to get supplies and try to keep the nuclear war from continuing.

New Luxembourg's not likely to help, in part because more than one-third of the NLLO would question if they can or should, and in (larger) part because I hate Suetopias.