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If you hadn't tried to attack Xantalos's health bar and spat at him and stuff you might have won!

Will join if needed, but if enough others want in I'll cede them my spot.

MISSINGDATA: "I am Kherimhsaz, the Light Monk!"

"Oh, good, I was afraid I had wasted a perfectly good trap on some minion. Hard to tell, now. Anyways...I need to kill you now, then I can get my lair back online."

MISSINGDATA: "It won't be that--"

"Oh, yes it will."

MISSINGDATA: "..."

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"Yes! It's another wonderful...oh, wait."





"The master's getting back today. He's always such a pain in the rear..."

"I'm expected to be there when he and whatever's left of his group get back from fighting Moredread. What fun, for a day. Then: Back to work!"

"I kinda wish something would happen to liven things up around here. It's always train train train, pray pray pray! It's not like I'm going to need this stuff anytime soon. Would it be so hard to give me a day off?"


Party
Quest:
None!

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That's right! In a brilliant plot twist that probably surprises no one, you are playing not as Kherimhsaz the Light Monk, but as his apprentice.

run away and punch nazis

[1v4] You run...directly into some police officers. You knock one backwards.
"Stop! Put your hands in the air!"

Firstly:what kind of warhead? Secondly: Acquire flatbed truck and tarp.

[5] It's a doozy: Probably in the 80-100 kiloton range, but a bit bigger than a person.
[5] You...do.

Split my money in half with every paycheck. out every half into a fund to send to a charity every month.

You do so.

fly higher still, also fly over to the freeway.
Bite this guys throat out and/or drop him into oncoming traffic.

Smash his teeth in. He can try to gum me to death afterwards if he wants. Also, hold on tighter.

[6v6] The two combatants struggle. Winston punches in Anakel's fangs, while Anakel soars over the freeway and releases. Winston is suspended from the flaming demon by his own, badly burnt, arms...[4] and while it hurts, on he stays.

Damien stood there in stunned silence. He trid to speak multipl times, but ended up looking like a fish gasping for air. When he finally manages to speak, he still can't manage to express his feelings.
 "Wha? Bu... How... WHY?!?" Finally having gotten a full word out, the rest comes easily to Damien. "Why... The FUCK... is the friggin' Hospital... CLOSED? Wh-How does that make sense? Why in the name of anything Holy would a Hospital be closed? I just got shot in the shoulder, maybe it would be a good idea to go to the hospital. But noooo, silly me! Of course the hospital would be fucking CLOSED!" Damien sighs heavily, then leans back against the hospital wall. He very slowly slides down it, leaving a smear of blood from the wound in his shoulder. "Well, it's not like I had any plans for the morning." He sits there in silence for about a full minute.
 "I could use a smoke."
Wait for the hospital to open

[4] "Sorry, patients aren't allowed to smoke. Come on, this way, ER's down this hallway."

Oh, motherf***er. Oh, motherf***er. This bull sh** again?! Really?! It was bad enough luck yesterday, and now this crap is happening. Adi groaned. There was no way she was making through this one as easily. Oh well, time to make some very good use (even if she hated it) of being made of metal. Nevertheless...
"...You idiots again? Thought I was over with this at least in time to buy gloves. Ugh. ...And get your racial slurs right. I'm Jewish, not Muslim."
Adi hated Nazis. Didn't they get the point after Hitler commited suicide?
With this, Adi strikes a fighting pose (as the modified outfit lets her), and then prepares to attempt a flip and throw on whoever attacks her first.

"Sorry. I'll be sure to take note."
"Forgive us for not knowing."
[4+1;2] Neither comes within arm's radius. The guy releases a jolt of electricity that arcs straight at you, scorching your clothes; the girl hits a bystander with a metallic projectile.
Supernazis. Great.

Perform ding-dong-ditch on door. Is it an apartment or a house?

It's a house.
"I'm coming, one moment...what do you want, anyways?"

Okay, okay, that might of done it... Just need to... Calm down a bit, and try to see if that worked, maybe I fixed whatever... Whatever they did. Maybe it was just a malfunction, can't figure everything I make to work perfectly, right? Yeah... Irving tries to read the minds of the drones around him again, if any are still around him after his little public display of grief.

[5] It works! It seems a great number consider you to be insane, however.

To be honest, my background is more in poetry than rap. My entire background has been (in reverse order) that other rap forum game, writing rap battles for The Islands of Misery, and watching "Epic Rap Battles of History" as research for TIoM.

And for the record, my first draft was better.

Quite so.

((Not that you needed it.))

GWG, we aren't going to retreat faster than it can pursue.

...Really? Its movement speed never got listed.
Carp.

X:Taunt the monster and attack it!
Kenji: Attack it upfront with X!
Albus: Bite!
Everyone else:Run behind it and attack!

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