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So. Conny and Luna are dragged to Seham's residence, Conny more or less unconscious.

This residence seems to have once been city hall, but heavy redecoration by several souls, some scared- and confused-looking humans, and a demon using magic is underway. So far, the redecoration has proceeded to the "store or destroy everything from the old decor" stage; this means that your movement through the building is hindered by needing to move around stacks of boxes, piles of books, and the occasional shattered bit of furniture. Eventually, you reach a room which appears to have been haphazardly formed by attempting to merge rooms across a few floors, as demonstrated by the fact that the roof has caved in a mess on the floor of what may have once been the largest, most beautiful room in the building. Seham, flanked by Nuriel and a blue four-armed demon, oversees the scene, which has a number of demons and humans moving rubble.
"We found a bunch of people from the other side of the gate coming through. Friends of the guy you used for the portal, I'm thinking. The leader, a demon, said that a bunch of us had defected, and she wanted to defect to us, so she froze all of them. She tried to get something from the robot, so we surrounded her and then a bunch of them vanished. We brought the rest."
"It's a trap, I bet. Did you take off their bracelets?" Nuriel turns to Conny and Luna. "Hey, Conny, Selina. Didn't expect that you'd come, though I'm not surprised you didn't abandon me."

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for a second I read Imam and imagined Elf as a leader of the Islam. I wonder if the islam approves of magical girls
Plot twist: Muslims are elves.
...That sounded a lot funnier before I spent two seconds thinking about it, so I would appreciate if you limited your thinking about it to less than one second.

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((I promise that if I do, I will give a nice, long lecture on why I dislike Olaf first.
If no one objects.))

2449
Define insult. Differentiate it from criticism using in-thread examples.
1. Ad hominem.
2. Strawman arguments.

Want examples?

no no, you are right, this is entirely our fault. We are just too stupid for your brilliant plots, and nobody being interested in your plot is just a sign of our frustration at our own competence. Man, what nerve I had to call it uninvolved, or non-descriptive. Truely this is not a boring trainwreck, but a work of art that we simply can not fathom
Akroma is not countering my arguments, but mocking me...for things I never said.

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If my controle over Sen still counts, Sen teleports away. She shouldn't be dragged off in absence.
Fair. Still, the demons got a chance to nab Luna, Conny, and Lunette, if I'm not mistaken/forgetting someone.

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Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)

Now we just need scapheap and ragnarok. PMs being sent shortly.

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If they insult me here, I'm responding to it here. That simple.

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No, I have an azerty.
Then do you ever accidentally type &?

Quote
Besides I tend to use numpad anyway.
Well, not all of us have those.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Insane Troll Logic
« on: April 06, 2014, 04:30:16 pm »
Lizards are not dragons.
Darn tootin'.

Porn is a form of architecture. Porn has come up in this thread. GreatWyrmGold is disturbed by the turn this game just took.

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((If I catch any arguing here, I'm locking this thread too. Seriously, I leave to play ONE game of Spore and this shit happens...))
((I'm sick and tired of Akroma strawmanning me, saying that I'm being a jerk trying to pass blame for my own incompetence when I'm really just sick of him blaming the logical result of his and others' inaction on me.))
((I'm frankly sick of you people not settling your arguments. Do you think I enjoy reading through it when I read my thread? I'm taking no sides here, simply because both of you ignored the fact that I've already said 'do not argue in the OOC thread'.[size=78%]))[/size]
((I'm also sick of the arguments. But you know? When people insult me, what am I supposed to do? Ignore it, hope it goes away? Pander to the jerks? Hell no.))

((also lets respect Elfs wishes GWG. Feel free to vent on PMs. or dont, I don't mind))
((Go ahead. Elf can shut down the thread from the arguing. This game's stopped being fun and started being a place for you and kj to insult me and such. I'm sick of it.
And if you don't like it, stop fucking insulting me and strawmanning my posts!))

((Hmm... seems that this thread has been skirting it a tad close the rules recently.))
((Yet another reason the game isn't as fun as it once was.))

((Would Bartimaeus be able to shapeshift his own bracelet?))
((Probably not.))

Message from Devon.
'We'd most likely have used something more yielding but just as strong. Remember that living steel thing? We're still trying to figure out how it was so light for the amount of it... But we can replicate it except for that.'
((And thus IRIS makes black biometal.))

<I'd probably have started to kill all of humanity already...>
<Great way not to get decommissioned!>

<Somewhere, a chemist, a philosopher and a magician are crying seeing as it seems that mortality, chemical composition and associated realms are being used interchangeably here.>
<They're not the only ones.>

<I read that when magic reappeared and most laws of nature where proven to be only guidelines, many scientists commited suicide anyway, as they wasted their life.>
<Urban legend. It's absurd, really--it just means they need to work on discovering this new thing. Did scientists begin committing suicide when the Heisenburg Uncertainty Theorem came out? Hell no, and that's a lot more damaging to science than magic is.>



Because no one has responded, I guess Sen surrenders and the demons drag everyone to Seham's place.

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Oh god, what am I doing? *Nogoodnames has claimed a spacecraft hangar*

-snip-
You dont need that many engines... Nowhere near that many.
Not in space atleast. Half that many would be more than enough.
Depends on if you prioritize thrust above or below weight and sanity.


Anyways. In general, you should have a total booster size about the size of the payload, unless you really kn ow what you're doing. I think. So, try adding a ton of giant Rockomax boosters. Or use a couple Jumbo fuel tanks with Mainsails as boosters. Either way, struts are your friend (and will even detach utomatically with staging!)

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YUp.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: GreatWyrmGold began working on an actual plot.
« on: April 06, 2014, 04:02:12 pm »
Plot being initiated...



leap on and eat iron tomato for attacking GWG and to fuel my hellfire
[4v3] Munch munch!

'Borrow' someone's Pancreas/'s, giving me an extra pancreas meter or two.
[3] Um, nope. You get some pancreas back, though! Briefly.

Make a divine decree that the pancreas and liver cannot no longer exist
[5]
Whoo! Success!

Make a divine decree that the pancreas and liver cannot no longer exist
Kill Blazing Glory for suggesting such a thing.
[6v5] You have a brilliant idea: Nuke.
Guess how that went.

Kick blazing glory in the face. Repeatedly. Then stab him. Repeatedly. Then shoot him in the face. Repeatedly. Then force him to eat his mother's heart. Rep-wait what? Finally, kick him in the face once more. Yes, this is all supposed to be one action. And yes, I am a terrible person for doing this.
You run over to Ground Zero and begin abusing a charred corpse.

Summon Lich
[3] You summon a skeleton. It goes sorta purple.
Why, hello there. I believe we have something to talk about?

Walk right into the thread, looking cool as hell.
[6] You look cool as hell, alright. Soon, you are also as healthy as a cripple and as holeless as a sieve, followed by being as while as a puzzle and then as alive as a corpse.
You kinda screwed that one up.

...Heal something with healing multiverse?
[5]
Um. Yay?

CALL FORTH MR CLEAN! LET THE BATTLE OF THE CLEANERS COMMENCE!

Hell, might as well start summoning other rando advertisers
[2] Damn.

Fix broken quote tag.
I actually did that shortly after beginning this turn.

Summon Stardroids to defend GWG.
[6] You summon necrons, because I know what those are. They promptly wander off...

Since I am the god of chaos, I don't need a mortal body. Throw warp storms all around to cause even more chaos
[4] Okay, you're a chaos spirit.

Loot the Universe
[5] Alright, you loot the universe. Now what?

Respawn in a mecha suit[With an emergency way out in case the power runs out while I'm inside.Just in case].
[2] You respawn.
...
Boring!

Respawn. Summon french fries.
[2] You respawn as french fries.

Go to a Bay12 convention (they probably have those in the new universe) and RP as GWG by correcting everyone who's having any conversation about science, ever.
[3] You try. You make a fool of yourself, because it turns out you actually don't know that much science. And you probably should have stayed away from the Advanced Physics section.

Give WhitiusOpius an RP-accuracy meter.
[1] Aw.

DERAIL PLOT BEFORE ITS EVEN INTRODUCED
[6] Goddammit you ninja!



NPCs:

Quote from: BILLY MAYS
SELL MORE SHAMWOWS!
[3] You do. It occurs to you that you were at no point being paid to do this.

Quote from: Elsa
Re-establish my kingdom.
[1] If by "re-establish your kingdom" you mean "accidentally summon a number of people badly affected by summertime snowdrifts," you succeeded.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold
Destroy the Necrons!
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold's Clones
Destroy the Necrons!
[1v5][2v2-1][6v6-2][4v6-3]
While the original GreatWyrmGold is badly harmed, a joint effort destroys the army.

Quote from: misko27
Improve the Order of the Universe
[6] There is now an Order Meter. Hell if I know what it does, but it won't be good.



Turn Diagnosis:
Chaotic
Disorderly

Spoiler: Universal Stats (click to show/hide)

Characters:
Spoiler: Cosmic (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Dragonfriends (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Miscellany (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Random Category (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Victims (click to show/hide)

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-snip-
Yes, that's one place. I'm pretty sure it was said before that, though.

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((If I catch any arguing here, I'm locking this thread too. Seriously, I leave to play ONE game of Spore and this shit happens...))
((I'm sick and tired of Akroma strawmanning me, saying that I'm being a jerk trying to pass blame for my own incompetence when I'm really just sick of him blaming the logical result of his and others' inaction on me.))

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