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Stitch everyone together into a giant fleshy katamari[5v6+Everyone] Nope. You get pummeled, though. Good consolation prize?
teleport asteroid cluster to random fictional series.[6,3] You teleport the asteroid cluster to just above New York in the MCU during the climax of The Avengers. Good news: The invaders were destroyed. Bad news: So was New York.
[4+2] Everyone gets teleported off of the asteroids and to Isla Nublar. Nice thintelligence, there.Aid action, with the stipulation that 'random fictional series' means 'Jurrassic Park'.Aid action.teleport asteroid cluster to random fictional series.Teleport toth to a random fictional series.
Respawn as fictional universe Toth is being teleported to.[6] You do so. Sadly, universes are nonsentient and lack the ability to move their own components.
Punch something.[6;2v2] You completely miss a puppy. Why did you try to punch a puppy?
Try and screw over the author's plans!I HAVE NO PLANS! BWA HA HA!
"Hey, big guy, I didn't call you a monster. I just called ya an evil doer.And that's supposed to be better?
Indeed. I don't feel like sleeping, and I keep going to bed at 6:00 AM that my daily schedule consists of drinking endless amounts of coffee because my day is like my night.Wow. That is a weird schedule and I hope you adjust to it.
((What four things are you thinking of that would create a whole ecosystem, and how many of them generate Belief?))((And why should they? It doesn't get them any Belief, doesn't let them make a notable mark on the world, and no one god can make a fully functioning ecosystem; there's too many parts. The tragedy of the commons, compounded with practical issues, has made sure that no one cares.((Yes it does, yes it does, and yes they can; it'd take, what, four successful actions?
If I were you, I'd have minor things like bugs, rodents, little fish, shrubs, mundane trees, etc, be part of each Region as appropriate.))
I built the Belief system with precisely this issue in mind, amongst others.))
Seems Count Stone will be writing another book:Let's not name the book just yet. The Lady likes to bring misfortune to those who tempt fate...
Defeat of the 2nd Sea Raider Invasion.
*grins*"How much ya payin? I can get ya anything from a firecracker to a nuke if ya need it."You know, you guys never did ask your contact how much you were getting paid for this job. Kinda too late now, isn't it?
((Oh, they had better NOT do that, or we'll just have to do a run on them in revenge. You know, steal back that stolen data, maybe sabotage a few labs, steal some valuable stuff, etc. We could even sell back the data to who we stole it from and just pin the blame on the original owners!))((This is better than just killing them.))
we've already completed the 'ally with one of the six sinister siblings' quest.What do you think the chance is that the quest-giver would accept that?
we ARE one of the six sinister siblings. therefore, the rest of the party has allied with one, hence, quest complete.
We could do the "Have a sibling ally to us" quest! Riltia is not in our party right now, which means when she join our party it'll count as "becoming allied to us"We could also do this as a backup for
Plus, we are planning to recruit Proxxy anyways?that.
"This is dull."Angel went over to Kyle and kicked him in the shin twice.
