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GWG, using a generator is just plain lazy.Hey, I did tweak it some!
Hey! Don't hurt her! You have a chance here to be part of a family that can learn to enjoy your company, so why not? Enjoy what your stuck with instead of fighting it and we can all benefit. See it as a new experience that you have to live with so make the best of it. I'm going to go now but please consider that... And if you really have to you can keep trying to Molest me... Just... Just ask first...Alright, I'll try...For the record, I did not intend to hurt her.
Selina begins to recide from Angel's mind. (19... + 15... + 20!!! Really?!) She recides at a rapid rate, giving a shock to Angel's mind."Ow..." Angel's clutching her head now.
"Ooo, that felt weird... You... You alright Angel?"
"What... What was sad... Or... Um... Do i... Do i want to know...?""Story 'bout a brother 'n sister and how the sister made the universe..."
Seriously? Now i want the long version. You just want to wreck our lives so someone might pay you? Thats cruel and not at all logical.It's how Hell works. I'm not really cut out for overseeing Souls, and don't much feel like a military life, so I'd have to be out gathering them. And trust me, I wouldn't be wrecking things so much if I wasn't hamstrung so much by this stupid--little--girl--prison!
Hmm, Yuri might know, or someone she knows. I have to tell her but, do you want anyone else to know? I will respect your privacy in this as much as possible. And can you please tell me why you enjoy molesting me? If its because you want to be a succubus i'll accept that but i'm guessing you have another reason.Pft, my chances of getting back are shot to Earth at this moment, so tell away. And succubus is just a position. Short version, I'm trying to "corrupt" whatever humans are available enough that when they die whoever gets them might pay me a small sum for helping.
"Ah dew know 'nuff ta fiar yew outa tha' cannin, y'know...""Ah coulda beun a janitor awn any'a th' seven continents. Ah coulda cleaned the halls a' th' White House, or th' European Palace, or th' corridors a' th' Earth HQ or Luna Centr'l. Ah coulda done a thousan' things. Bu' noooo, Ah had ta clean whear no man has cleaned befoah..."Enjoying the trip Chief Executive Body Glitter Disposal Unit? *snickers*
((You guys have to account for how life will be in the future. Looking at the recent trends in the popularity of the LGBT Culture, 247% of humans will be fabulous in 100 years.))Perfectly reasonable. Wait, you would take me serious.
1. "Accidentally" claim my legs are a few inches thicker on my uniform application.
2. Locate earplugs.
3. Don spacesuit.
4. Scrub the outside of the ship. Cite "space bugs" if the captain asks, or "Do you REALLY want to have humanity represented like this?" if anyone else asks. "Accidentally" scrub off the unicorns and rainbows.
