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Don't see the point of readying the best weapon for the situation.

Why not? Especially as

Bills are quick to make--being an agricultural tool...

I'm sorry... It must be hard being away from home. Do you know a way you could lessen the affects? Or is it something to do with your emotions? Anything that could help Angel i'm willing to do.

Um...I'm not sure. Never intended to go the possessing route, planned to be more by-the-book. If I could leave somehow, that would be great, but I've been basically put on Angel arrest for the duration of my exile or Angel's innocence--probably the latter. I'd suggest talking to someone more knowledgeable in demonlore. And don't you dare tease my ignorance on the subject! I probably know more about human physiology and psychology than you do.

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"It was to Shys'm Caes. Someone who I have known for some time, who you have not met."

"Oh. I'm guessing it's not a human?"

She nods. "You may."

She stands up, turning her back to them and lifting up her shirt, not revealing anything scandalous, but showing them a complex, labyrinthine design upon her back, thousands and thousands of smaller patterns spread across it, each interlocking with the others to form an intricate circle, what appear to be jagged letters actually moving across her skin within it.

"Wow. That's...interesting."

Angel listened to the question Yuri asked, glad she didn't have to answer. She understood the importance of all of those other sentient species--quintillions, maybe hexillions of individuals--and couldn't understand why anyone would consider sacrificing all that for one other person.
Especially, she thought, because losing all of those would inevitably mean the loss of the one--in the long run, even if they were spared the universal genocide. But then, she wasn't Conny, she didn't understand what brought them together on such a basic level, made them feel incomplete without each other. The closest Angel had to that was Selina or her parents, and any of them--all of them--she would gladly give up for the sake of the universe. And Angel would be furious if she discovered any of them had sacrificed all of them just for her sake.
Angel had a lot to learn.

Quote from: BFEL on July 02, 2013, 08:16:28 pm

Quote from: TCM on July 02, 2013, 08:02:22 pm

We can constantly blast Lady Gaga and Eurodance music from our external speakers.

Try it and I engage the self destruct.....wait....EXTERNAL SPEAKERS? ITS SPACE YOU MORON! SOUND DOESN'T WORK THERE

I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE MUSIC!

"Alright, whose ready to give their lives for their planet?! WE WILL FILL THOSE ALIEN SCUM WITH HUMANITIES GREATEST WEAPON: FABULOUSNESS!"

"Ah coulda beun a janitor awn any'a th' seven continents. Ah coulda cleaned the halls a' th' White House, or th' European Palace, or th' corridors a' th' Earth HQ or Luna Centr'l. Ah coulda done a thousan' things. Bu' noooo, Ah had ta clean whear no man has cleaned befoah..."

There's Gods of Lar, explicitly inspired by this, but it's kinda shaky at the moment.

It might be nice, but I've taken on a bit more than I probably should have, GMing-wise.

Do I need to assign everyone lines?

I'm honestly surprised my CPU casing isn't just a giant cannon....is it.....oh TWO it is isn't it?

"Ayup. So dawn be t'much a'pain, or I mayt acc'dently fiar th'cannin."

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on July 02, 2013, 07:00:12 pm

Name: Alekson Pilot
Job: Janitor

Oh god, I just saw this and lol'd

Glad to hear it.
"Who auls woul' clean tha ship?"

I think our theme for the ship should be an "LGBT Rave". So the whole thing is painted pink, with some rainbows and unicorns and such. I imagine the uniform involving things like tight leather pants for the guys, and plaited skirts with fishnets for the ladies. We can constantly blast Lady Gaga and Eurodance music from our external speakers.

I know what my first actions are going to be.

1. "Accidentally" claim my legs are a few inches thicker on my uniform application.
2. Locate earplugs.
3. Don spacesuit.
4. Scrub the outside of the ship. Cite "space bugs" if the captain asks, or "Do you REALLY want to have humanity represented like this?" if anyone else asks. "Accidentally" scrub off the unicorns and rainbows.

Nuriel just dropped the bomb.

Cado was half-right.