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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The First Punitive Mars Expedition: 4/5 Slots Reserved; Waitlist 2/5 Reserved
« on: June 24, 2013, 10:20:40 pm »
Reserving a waitlist spot or something like that!
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(2) No head can agree on anything, so nothing is able to be debated for more than one second.((This is hilarious. Imagine:))
The messenger in red watches with marked restraint as the naked albino argues with what appears to be a skinless sexbot about who is in charge, who is insane and what exactly is going on. The most expression he shows is a slight tilt of the head when, amongst much screaming and jabbering from everyone on the shuttle, the conversation becomes an argument of which is better, sodomy or cannibalism. And then people being declaring that some woman named Feyri is their leader. He seems very bemused by all this.((You left out the little kid asking what sodomy was.))
(("Skinless sexbot?" Oh god, tell me that's someone other than me.))((May?))
((Trying to.))You know, you're not making a good reputation for minor gods...((Are any of you?))
Rainbow((Aw, there's no "Rainbow" color...))
Hestia's voice seemed somewhat like Angel's,Interesting...especially as Angel is a five-year-old.
And first in line to punch Kyle.That just makes her nicer. Or it's a perk that comes with Team Momship.
I suppose Anima, Selina and Matt might be candidates for being Woobies?Arguably Angel for having to deal with Nuriel.
Woobie: The kind of character that seems hard done by, and you just want to give them a hug and tell them it'll be fine.Emphasis on the "hard-done-by" bit.
Now, lets hope these bracelets aren't a bust. Come on GWG, we need Angel's cuteness!Sorry.
Meh, you can never really win this war or lose it. You just live it... which is like every war really...Except the ones that kill you, of course.
That sounds awesome.Oh, I have plans for that bit.Someday, i'm going to try and go through the entire thread and add all the retcons before trying to novelize everything.Tho this interaction was deffo needed from a RP perspective, so I'm pretty happy it's come about.
Hestia merely floated on, looking to Nuriel as if to say something, but turning back and following Anima."What did I say?
"Kyle, you amuse me. And yet you irritate me with how idiotic you can be sometimes. Try not to offend the man.""Hey, he's not that bad..."
"It been a month since I been here last. What the event? Layars declare war on Earth seem unlikely so I doubt that. Humans and Layars team up on Legions, the race legions, not my ship, maybe, I can see that happening."[/color]"More aliens? Sweet. Are they li--What are they like? Reptilian, mammalian, cephalopodian, arthropodian, tar--oh, hello Mister Legion, I'm Angel Carlson. How are you? Hopefully Nuriel didn't put you off too much..."
"We are kinda weak once other intelligent species come into the mix.""Compared to races with abundant magic and interstellar travel? Of course."
(just retcon every now and then)((Agreed.))
"We cannot assume that Ash is the true mastermind, Kyle. A mere human to lead a potentially xenophobic race of warriors? Not likely, though powerful she may be. There is another behind her.""It is a possibility, and since we lack the data to suggest any other possibility..."
"Then it is no snake. It is a naga."Hydra. Naga are Indian snake deities from, um, India."
"And what else can we do? Six magic users, a fairy and a living ship cannot hope to stand against their army, and their technology shall overwhelm the normal human army.""It's like I said in Selina's house, at least I think it was there: We need to gather an army."
"That's where your wrong. We haven't thought of using the weapons that humans can't use on each other. We have thousands of bombs and missiles, railguns that shoot objects so fast they bend the air around them, tons of guns! You just aren't thinking big enough yet! Really we only need small effort on our part. If we evacuate all the cities and turn them into death traps, we just hold up in underground bunkers and when they find us, BOOM! We beat them like a red-headed step child!""Putting aside questions of how effective that would be, how would we evacuate the cities? And, at best, we destroy a few starships or fighters. We don't drive them off, we make them angry."
"Kyle right, humanity far from doomed. There will be death, that a certainly, but humanity coming out the losers is unlikely...""There's something you're not telling us. Why is humanity so special?"
"Then we can mount a counterattack. We just need to wake the sleeping giants.""It should work better than it did for Yamamoto."
I consider you all my children. And a mother does not abandon her children, not let them die, and let them face destruction.""Thank you, Anima. I'm glad you are so...thanks."
"That won't do anything. Alliance won't act in a war between young races. It's part of what shape a race and make them what they are and even if that rule didn't matter, they would have to come down on the Layar's side since they are the closest to being Alliance's members.""What kind of Alliance is this?"
"Oh! um... I... I just thought of a way to... to..." Selina whispers to Anima"Tell me! Tell Don't you dare. I don't know what you mean by 'control,' but I don't like the sound of it..."
"To help... Angel c-control... Nuriel..."
"'Even in Heaven, there will be red tape everywhere.""Knew it."
"One...billion......"Bah, I can OW! Why do I keep getting these headaches? Ow ow okay."
....we need to wake the giants, and fast."
Silver walks out of Legion and waves at the army, then heads over to talk to them."Heck yeah!" Actually, I think I'll No! You can't Stop that! I'm sick of you ARGH!" Angel fell over, clutching her head.
"May as well get let them know what's happening, guys. Anyone want to come along?"
A single tear runs down her cheek when she remembers her dad."...Selina? Are you okay? And if you're okay, can I see one of those bracelets that are supposed to No. Don't you dare."