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Alright, I haven't played Spore in a week, let's get a move on!

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"Relations with the Pizeans improved once the Imperials loaned them money for their development of various things, allegedly including cannons capable of reaching other continents; this lead to improved relations and even some trade (via Burglars)."
"The final major city of the modern world, Salds, the southern neighbor of the Kaspaitans, was founded. It was a nation under King Braun, who enjoyed and followed the teachings of Spode and hence liked the Imperials from the start."
"On a similar note, the Kaspaitans finalized an alliance with the Imperials shortly after the founding of Salds. A connection is suspected."
"When Hullin was added to the Empire, there was much rejoicing in all parts of it, from the Hullins because of the greater infrastructure budget of the Imperials and the rest because of a recent discovery in Pizean...flight. The Pizeans were coaxed to share this discovery after being reminded of their outstanding debts."
"Thus was born the Airship Enterprise, a massive zeppelin which searched the globe for obscure tribes to locate and sell stuff to. This airship had a wide variety of incidents occur on it, which inspires a series of films and other programs that continues to this day, Cloud Journey.
"The Enterprise inspired the Enterprise-class airships. While not even a third as large as the original Enterprise, these were still quite capable freighters. The E-1 became the backbone of Pizean trade."
"Velbart and Styrumin had been at war for a while, but it was getting to the point where Imperial interests were threatened. Hence, diplomatic measures were taken to prevent this war's conclusion...but it was too late."
"Trade was opened with the neighbors of the Forest Nation, after a generous donation to their infrastructure and military. It was also opened with Salds, without the need for bribery. However, the Homarpians were being besieged by the Forest Nation..."

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Will the Red Nation survive siege by the Forest Nation? Will the Forest Nation rival the glory of the Cupcake Empire? Will anyone read this update?
In case the answer to this last question is "Yes," here's a little treat I just made:

In case it's not clear, that is the yert, a Lesser Race mentioned towards the beginning of the Civilization Stage.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on June 15, 2013, 07:34:16 am

Quote from: Harbingerjm on June 15, 2013, 03:54:28 am

Quote from: RAM on June 14, 2013, 09:47:22 pm

Still, destroying its mind and keeping its body locked away for emergencies wouldn't be a bad thing...

Also, having a mad werecreature locked in the closet could well end up giving a nosy adventurer a fun time.

Especially if it was a heavily locked closet with a sign on it saying "DO NOT ENTER".

Or even better, SELF DESTRUCT BUTTON that releases it.

No, a "SELF-DESTRUCT LEVER" than opens a trapdoor that drops you into a pit with it!
That would probably provide sufficient food for the werewolf.

Or magically.

And, um, might I suggest Selina accompany us to the capital?

:/ I was hoping to do some RPing.

Well, we can hope...

We going to get the fight resolved?

Oh, eventually.

"The entirety of the Crown's income comes from the Royal Demesne and the Capital, as bishopries and your noble vassals are not taxed.

The old king really was laissez-faire.

GWG, I seriously hope you did not call me a rubbish king.

No, I was questioning her premise on the basis that you are not a rubbish king.

Because if you did.... well your gonna be alone with 10 blades for half a week or more.

I requested that the guard be downsized, the Blades follow you and not the king if what you claim is true (and hence if what I said would insult the king), and I'm a wizard. Somehow, I imagine I could shake off a few warriors without much trouble, and since they're more spies than rangers they'd probably stay shaken.

Utilize on all available persons above the age of 13.

((Oh, good.))

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"Suits? What suits are we wearing? What's Miss May doing to Miss Feyri? Is Miss Feyri okay? Why are we hurting the people and not giving them food? Why don't we move everyone from the desert to a nice place? Why don't the people move? What happened to all the water? Is there going to be a water shortage, too? Why are the people revolting? What are we doing again? Why do we sound like the bad guys? Is Miss Feyri okay? Will Miss May be coming with us?" (Breathe) "Can I get a retraining order* to keep Miss May away from me? Why are we helping the king guy? Shouldn't we be helping the peasant people? Do the kings have guns? Are the guns scary? Who has more guns? Will we have guns? Will I get a gun? Can someone teach me how to use a gun? What's a Molotov cocktail? Why will people throw drinks at us?" (Breathe.) "When will we be back? Will Mr. Jim be here? Is Mr. Jim coming with? Are these other people coming who I don't know more like Mr. Jim or like Miss May? Do I get armor? Is there a swimming pool where we're going? I always wanted to swim in a swimming pool. Where will we be sleeping?" (Breathe.) "I'm hungry and thirsty. Can I pretty please have a cookie and something to drink?"
Be extremely inquisitive.

*Restraining order, but it's something that Grate has only heard of a few times long ago.