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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: The Cheesecake Galaxy
« on: June 01, 2013, 10:18:21 am »Respawn. Summon Godzilla.[2] No Godzilla for you!
Become the god of confectioneries[6] You become the God of Dessert, but you also become the Desert of Gods. Each other god wants a piece of the pie, naturally enough. Respawn?
Ragnarok: Burst out of Cheesecake like a confectionary-hating Kool-Aid man.[1] You turn into Kool-Aid.
Respawn on the Serenity.[2] You respawn in deep space. Respawn?
Eh. Want to go harass some mortals?[6] "Sure. Hey, I heard that you had gone mortal..." Before you can explain that that was Ivalos and not you, or even come up with an explanation that doesn't reek of convenient-good-twin, [1v4] Nyarlothotep breaks its splorch on you.
Do cabin boy things. And be added to character list.Sure.
Claim the new universe as my own. Call it InsanityIncarnate's Universe for future reference.[2v5] Cheesecake doesn't let you claim or rename him. Poor CheesecakeIncarnate. [3] You generate some bombs and [3] they blow up an outlying star cluster.
Create anti-universe explosives. Test them on the original universe.
The new universe is me. I name it Cheesecake.
Avenge the eaten Cheesecake.
Luckily for CI, Cheesecake wasn't specific.The new universe is me. I name it Cheesecake.DO NOT PERMIT ANY OF THIS. InsanityIncarnate's Universe SHALL REMAIN MY UNIVERSE.
Avenge the eaten Cheesecake.
Quote from: Adolf_Die_Ehrfürchtig
Gehen Sie zu einem Bewohnten Planeten im der Cheesecake Galaxie. Finde heraus, wer Dort lebt.[5] You locate a planet of black-shelled three-finned jellyfish with many genders and psionic hypnosis. Their government is a declining meritocracy, and their culture is something like the Aztecs. Their technology is roughly equal to what Earth had towards the end of WWI.

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