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Messages - GreatWyrmGold

Pages: 1 ... 1979 1980 [1981] 1982 1983 ... 3706
29701
Yaos, you demented chandelier, you can't have our bod. We're still using it to seduce everything in the Warrens.
Not very successfully. Thank Freeform.

29702
Hmm.. how fast do we make things? I don't think we were told.
That's because I've never figured it out. Not very long, though.

29703
"Do you mean a gun that fires knives or a gun with a bayonet?"

29704
Try to find words for this situation.
Weird, Terrifying, Bizarre...

29705
Oh, this has a geography like the real world?

29706
Ciro: Explain what a Willborn is.
Better yet:

Anyone currently in the game: ASK FOR EXPOSITION ON WILLBORN. Please.

I suspect they're like anti-Illborn. Illborn are bodies with no soul, are Willborn souls with no body?

29707
Let's try plan A: Talk.

"Hello, Mr. Robed Man. Um...Figura, you talk to him."
"About what?"
"I dunno, you're the golden statue."
"Since I'm a Figurine, I can deal with Figurines? Can YOU deal with any Persons we find along the way?"
"silence"


The robed statue
[13+3] leaps over the vending machine, stumbling a bit, and falls directly onto you! [2+1+2,2d6=11][-11 Health] Oh dear. You  are struck directly by a large mass of gold, crushing you.

[24+3+2v4][1d6*2=4*3=12][-12 Structure]
[25+2v28-1][1d4=2][-2 Structure]
[17-1+3v29]
[28+3+2v26-1][1d6=2][-2 Structure]
[13+2v24-2]
[29-2+3v16][1d6=6][-6 Structure]
[10+3+2v17-2]
[14+2v13-2][1d4=3][-3 Structure]


...

dlro weh tsei duo yhtiw. evi ltsu muoy. eci rpatouh ti wsignih t ontub.

...

You awake. You are on the sofa, covered by a blanket, with a pillow under your head. You see Curio curled up on you and Figura, looking quite battered, standing guard over you.

"...What happened?"
"Um...what's the last thing you remember?"
"I remember...the statue. It landed on me, then whiteness like the void. Then...numbers...and symbols...and the feeling of dozens of eyes from another world watching. And then this."
"That is...odd. Well, after the statue crushed you--and you were pretty well crushed, you might not want to move--the statue and I exchanged blows. Your cat?--Curio, right?--helped a bit, too; the statue was mostly destroyed when Curio barreled into it and made it fall over, all lifeless and dented. Anyways, I moved you here--it seems like the most stable room."
"Tha--wait, stable? What happened?"
"Well...um..."



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Well, let's see if we can translate "Well...um," shall we? To the south (?), there is a point where what seems to be violet-tinted vomit and some other greenish stuff. Back in the oven/bedroom, one wall is dripping oil which is being set on fire as it falls. Near the doorway, a cloud of little metal things swirls and pulses. Over in what you call Hell, a golden creature which seems to be basically a hollow hooded robe with two red points of light under the hood is staring at you. In the silver room, the painting of the semi-animated cat has expanded in subject and palette.
Oh, yeah, and there's a bunch of huge holes everywhere.

Spoiler: Persana (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Figura (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Curio (Pet) (click to show/hide)

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Try not to die.

29708
Grab my chainsaw and kill Rik.
May I ask why?
Because you only have 8 health and you're a bit of a threat.
Might I remind you that the guy I'm currently fighting dealt 7 damage to me last turn?

29709
Point out, loudly and to the crew as well, that by destroying the deck the captain has damaged everyone's livelihood. Also, begin cleansing that 4% of the crew nonlethally.

29711
Mature isn't the problem. Sane is the problem.

29712
It's fine, really. Though well, it's suprising that a warship, or any ship would survive 680 years.
With a maintenance crew in the thousands, it's hardly impossible. Need I remind you of how old, say, the Great Pyramids are? Or the Parthenon? Stonehenge? None of those were built to stand the worst a modern military could throw at them, and they haven't been maintained all the centuries or millenia they've been around, yet they're still standing.

29713
"Greetings, fellow countrymen. I come here to speak on the issue most pressing to the nation at this moment: The economic collapse which is putting thousands out of work. Simply put, this is not a problem we can expect to fix without great effort of the government and the people, but it's also not one that we can simply throw money at and hope it works. We must take a moment to consider what the proper solution is. We must consider this in two parts: How we will fix Germany and make it stronger in the long run, and how we will keep Germany functioning in the interim.

"As to the first part, we must create more jobs to replace the ones lost. Industry, modernization, innovation--these will be needed for the Germany of tomorrow. We must remake Germany as best we can, as fast we can. And it will be a great nation, for the German people not only live but thrive on adversity. Who rose from the ashes of the Great War? Germany. Who united itself against adversity not a century ago? Germany. Who will become the leading nation in the world? If we can roll up our sleeves
(speaker begins rolling up sleeves) and work together, as one, then Germany will again take her rightful place at the top of the world.
"But even as we thrive, we must survive. This is hardly a guarantee these days, these days of unemployment with no more jobs. Hence, where the Free Market cannot provide, the government must. As noted in a recent English book, when the private sector does not spend sufficient funds to employ a nation, the public sector must be willing and able to pick up the slack. The government will need to provide employment. This will allow families to have free money, which they will spend. The businesses that they spend money on will be able to hire more people; these newly-employed will join the spenders, leading to an upward spiral that brings a nation out of recession.
"Quite thankfully, these two goals are not unrelated. If elected, the Gedankenjustierer will be hiring workers and purchasing in bulk to revolutionize our nation's infrastructure. German coin will be spent on German workers and German business, forging a working Germany and a better Germany. This is what we shall do, for it is what we can do."


"Sir! What have you to say about the revolution in Russia?"

"It is a war of Russia, by Russians, against Russia. Until the soldiers threaten to march on Germany or her allies, we have nothing to fear."

"Are you aware that the GDSK has made a similar speech not long ago?"

"The 'Three Pillars' speech? Quite. I support much the same plan as they, even if it took the Gedankenjustierer longer to decide it was the right course of action, draft a speech, and get a time to make it. However, I can't help but question their suggestion that we waste money on the military. At this time, when Germany's enemy is not War but Famine, it seems foolish to build up arms and armor to rust and become obsolete and not to save that money to spend on making Germany mighty once more. Instead, we support improving the infrastructure, industry, science, and economy of our nation, so that if enemies do come, they find that we are not an impoverished nation with old cannons and rusted rifles, but the most prosperous and knowledgeable nation on the planet, capable of funding and making an army of war machines before they can harm us."

"What do you have to say about the Vereinigte?"

"They are neither good nor evil, perfect nor irredeemably bad. That said, while I agree with some policies, I can't help but fear that their if their apparent goal of an isolated Germany, with the old methods destroyed because they are old, were to succeed, that that Germany would be a greatly weakened one...to say nothing of their fearmongering and false claims that the French are living like kings. But then, the campaign against them is using improper methods as well, and they make poor choices as well."

29714

Target creature has Shroud?
Or, to make it more clear: Wouldn't being targeted by this stop you from being targeted by this?

Ciro: that final boss is a fleur! Use the military tactics of anybody who defeated France ever!
Ooh! Let's force him to invade Russia! That ought to do the trick.
Are you referring to Hitler or both Hitler and Napoleon?

Quick, get closer to the center.
+1

Ciro: Summon another guy!
+1, we got da Soul Charge ta do dat!
...What the heck?

29715
I'd like to point out that traditional campaigning will be a bit pointless if we're campaigning to other Bay12ers, given the number who would vote for a party with a campaign of "We'll flood the French cheese-eating surrender elves with magma!" regardless of if this is plausible or even possible.


That being said...let's have the Readers say what they care about.

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