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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Hundredth Tile: Toaster Edition [Round 1, Turn 5]
« on: May 27, 2013, 09:27:25 am »
Since when does "Average" mean "Minimum"?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Be Someone Else Fight Tournament: Round 3: Fight...?
« on: May 27, 2013, 09:25:04 am »((I'm seriously wondering if any of your arguments will even count, though, as you could easily be contradicting evidence the court already has.))The evidence will be rolled for, which is why I'm bothering to mention it.
And if it's false, I'll blame insufficient documentation.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Marketlings: Signup on aisle 4!
« on: May 27, 2013, 09:24:19 am »
Roll eyes and get back to work.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to King
« on: May 27, 2013, 09:23:48 am »For the sake of simplicity, actions done that will increase the prosperity of your lands will add more to your taxes at the end of the month. Also, because I really don't want to have to write a complex web of subordinates for every player, the feudal lords below you are faceless. I will add a fief category in your character sheets, which will mostly contain notesSo, we're already nobles and such?
...I think I need a better idea of my current status.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Looter's Delight: An Adventure with Treasure! Not Written By Loli-Cults!
« on: May 27, 2013, 09:21:29 am »
I don't think those exist.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are leading a goblin warband (Minimalistic suggestion game.)
« on: May 27, 2013, 09:21:03 am »If we both have equal voting power, then 1-1=0.So get more people behind you. That's my point. If he shouldn't be able to negate you, you shouldn't be able to negate him.
0 votes is pretty well negated.
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whatever, my point was that right now we are just a guy who happened to be in the right place at the right time to some how rule a goblin warband.We need to understand the situation in the camp as well.
Right now our grip on any power is pretty tenuous.
If anything we should be talking to the goblins and asserting our dominance.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: GTFGTEAFGTEIGTE
« on: May 27, 2013, 09:18:36 am »Oh right. I forgot. I is slag mecha now. Whatever.[4] You mine some floating chunks of rock.
HARVEST MATERIALS FOR BOOLETS.
Dear LordSlowpoke,
You have apparently succeeded in establishing dominace over me. However, you failed to realize that I have the temperament of a honey badger.
GARARARARAGRGAGRAGRGAGRGAGRGARG SHOOT SLOWPOKE AND DEVOUR HIS CORPSE RAAAAAAAAA
Signed,
Xantagun
ASSIST ACTION.You try to do so, but it goes against LordSlowpoke's desires. Explosions evidently don't, however. Despawn?
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GUN.
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL ARMOR THAT I WILL MAKE AT SOME POINT.
Load Xantalos into the gun[1] You jam the wrong arm into the GTFGTEAFGTEIGTE.
"Yes I want to find the ship! Find it please.""Firs', we nied tae get oot o' tha manfayld."
[6] You leave the minefield uneventfully.
LOAD XANTAGUN INTO ITSELF AND FIRE IT AT RAGNAROKYou load Xantagun into ragnarok's arm and [6] cause it to explode. Then you get smacked in the snout with a gun. Well, you know what that means...
Punch LordSlowpoke in the snout with drillfist to establish LordSlowpoke's lack of a head. Also shoot him with Xantagun.[5-1] You smack LS in the face, but some idiot stuck a big gun on your arm. He's alive.
Figure out where everyone is.Mostly outside the universe.
Spread Cheesecake Hivemind throughout the galaxy. Use Hivemind pheromones to summon Maple Weasle ![6] You explode. Bits of cheesecake, sentient but inanimate, spread everywhere and -when.
How do I even fit on the ship.?Hm?
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See who is in charge.The Captain.
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Play With Your Buddies / Re: Let's Spore: Tribe Stage: A Nother Age Dawns
« on: May 27, 2013, 08:36:53 am »
3 Attack vs. 2 Befriend. Luckily, there's five other tribes.
Should we attack three and befriend two, and if so in what order?
Should we attack three and befriend two, and if so in what order?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: WizardQuest: The Quest to be a Wizard
« on: May 26, 2013, 11:33:34 pm »I didn't +1 this yet? +1Duh. Of course. Salt Water is especially conductive.Use some lightning magic for this, it just climbed out of the ocean, so that should fry it nicely.This. All the This.Well, duh. What else would we aim for, the abdomen? The cephalothorax kinda blocks it...make sure we have all our stuff, including Mr. MacGuffin.Quick! Aim for the cephalothorax!Attack its weak point for massive damage, naturally.+1
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to King
« on: May 26, 2013, 11:32:01 pm »
((How about Derrik Dark? Nice and alliterative and consonant.))
Personally survey the region near my castle, which must have people and something worth protecting or there wouldn't be a castle. Negotiate a tax, payable in food or coin, in exchange for such services as conflict mediation and protection from attacks (as was standard with castle-owners). Search for a priest to install in my shrine, and a servant, if I don't have any of the latter. For that matter, determine the status of my staff. Also try to acquire some crafting contracts and the raw materials to do so, for some extra cash. If this is successful, begin work on them, praying to Sphestus as I work.
Personally survey the region near my castle, which must have people and something worth protecting or there wouldn't be a castle. Negotiate a tax, payable in food or coin, in exchange for such services as conflict mediation and protection from attacks (as was standard with castle-owners). Search for a priest to install in my shrine, and a servant, if I don't have any of the latter. For that matter, determine the status of my staff. Also try to acquire some crafting contracts and the raw materials to do so, for some extra cash. If this is successful, begin work on them, praying to Sphestus as I work.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Be Someone Else Fight Tournament: Round 3: Fight...?
« on: May 26, 2013, 11:26:00 pm »Spoiler: Counter-counter-counter-counter-counter-points: (click to show/hide)
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Delinquent Players Help
« on: May 26, 2013, 11:11:53 pm »
New one for The Isles of Misery. Evil Unlucky is a big, evil guy with poor luck and an attraction to young girls who is currently naked except for a pair of presumably-magical swim trunks that he's wearing. He's in a stone building with a teenaged girl, an abandoned (but dirty) suit, vines underfoot, and a cherry tree. Next to him, in a doorway, is a rapper guy wearing a hooded sweatshirt and a probably-magical one-piece bathing suit who he wants to kill.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Caves of the Unknowable--A Game of Exploration
« on: May 26, 2013, 11:07:23 pm »
For the government? In large part.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: GreatWyrmGold's Games
« on: May 26, 2013, 11:06:42 pm »
Is anyone brave enough to summarize what you nuts have been doing in my index?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Caves of the Unknowable--A Game of Exploration
« on: May 26, 2013, 11:04:18 pm »For a minute there, I forgot GWG was the GM....Is that good or bad?
