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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Smooth
« on: May 26, 2013, 04:23:03 pm »Pick up the Xantagun. Destroy the resurrection machine with it.The gun's built into you and the Machine seems to be missing. Mission accomplished?
Respawn. Create bacteria that eat rock on the planet.You despawn and [1-1] make a giant bacteria that eats you. Despawn?
FIX EVERYTHING.[1] You kasplode the planet. Actually, that's probably a good thing.
Grow a maw and devour Ragnarok's arm.[4] You grow a maw and get punched in it. [5] You devour and replace one of ragnarok's arms.
Then use his/her blood for ammo.
Well. In that case: Punch Xantalos in the snout to establish superiority.
It's eating one arm, so you [6] punch it in the maw with your other fist. Ouch.Well. In that case: Punch Xantalos in the snout to establish superiority.Aid Action
Guns don't have snouts.BUILD A GUNSNOUT AND ATTACH IT TO XANTALOS
[3+1] You make a barrel and surgically attach it to Xantalos.Also this, aid action.Guns don't have snouts.BUILD A GUNSNOUT AND ATTACH IT TO XANTALOS
Ask them if they can travel to find the NSEA Protector. If they continue to fail to understand, pull up the "historical documents".Trust me, I understand.
As for them, [6] they understand, and promptly locate an absurdly oversized cloud of magnetic mines. "Hey, d'yu tink he wannid tu find da spaship?"
BUILD A UNIVERSE DESTROYING BOMB AND BLOW UP EVERYTHONG
[3-1] Stopped.BUILD A UNIVERSE DESTROYING BOMB AND BLOW UP EVERYTHONGStop this.
[4] A bit superfluous, but all the thongs are covered in cheesecake.BUILD A UNIVERSE DESTROYING BOMB AND BLOW UP EVERYTHONGPROTECT THE THONGS! COVER THE THONGS IN AN ELDRITCH CHEESESHIELD!

Cryogenic Nematodes, 15 CryoNaries (3 hours awakening) 300 Drosophilia Embryos (2 days growth), 225 Fetal Standard Lab Mice (18 hours growth), 75 Fetal White Lab Mice (7 days growth), 200 Frozen Zebrafish (2 hours awakening)