The worm creature cocks its head. "Rick? Rick is a janitor. I'm not a janitor." It left it at that, as if that sufficiently explained its point. The accent the creature once had seems all but gone, just faint traces found here and there. "Come now, a house of healing we must go find, for all in it doth our hope reside. Blood is nice, but life is better, I'd rather live than bleed like a fetcher." The creature makes its way towards where it believes a house of healing, a hospital a voice said in its head, might be. It doesn't take any measures hiding its appearance, but doesn't go out of its way to be seen either, just simply heading to where it wants to be.
[4] You find a hospital.
[2] You feel a new sense and something on your forehead.
You need to concentrate on it, but you should be able to detect lies now. And you have an invisible third eye which can “charm” people you make eye contact with.
Steal a compressed air tank and a mask and take off to survey the city.
[3-1] You can’t get back inside.
[4,1] You grow a ton of ears.
I wonder if anyone feels up to drawing one of the mutants...
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Finish off the officers. Collect any armor that fits, as well as any ammo, and leave, after checking their police car for anything useful.
[5v2] Dead. They’re not wearing armor, but you manage to improvise a covering by buttoning shirts together. As for the ammo, they have surprisingly little. (Lucky d100 roll of 4...) And, finally, [5] the police car contains a number of confiscated items from what seems to be either a terrorist group, gang, or small army. And a knitting club. [3] You stitch together some suits of armor and make a suit to fit you, take some weapons and ammo, and ride out.
"You see, this is what I'm talking about. This kind of thing happens all the time. Eyes pop out, new mouths appear, that kind of thing, I can manipulate light and weather, that sort of thing. It's like magic, if magic was less useful than you'd think. But prison does sound like a better idea than the Ward - at least in prison I wouldn't be locked up indefinitely."
Put the eye back in if it can be done easily enough. Don't try to force it back in. Speak.
You replace the eye.
“...Alright, so what do you want for your defense?”
Logic: Consider self to discover inner truths mutations
Passion: Chat with the flies to see what's going on in the world.
Both: Eat lunch
Neither of these gathers much data.
“Hey, Logic, flies are really dumb.”
“Mm-hm.”
“...That’s it?”
“I’m used to stuff like this by now. Sadly.”
[3+1,1] Logic notes a new thing. He looks over towards a nearby table with a family eating there and tries to activate it. The kids are more hyper, Logic thinks. Perhaps a stimulant?
[5+1,6] Poor Passion sorta lapses into silence. It takes Logic a moment to get concerned.
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Fear. He had not felt the feeling in a long while, and it snapped him out of his antagonism. Yes, fear. This operation was quickly, (how do they say?) going South. Under cover of invisibility, Mr. Normal escapes by whatever means necessary and searches urgently for his extraction contact. At least his nondescript features would prevent him being identified if he ran into more, but first he'd have to succeed in running from this lot.
[4,1] The good news: You sneak silently. The bad news: You sneak straight at a Suit. You are stuck in a van.
[5] Doo dee doo.
Perform Ritual. Concentrate on my parents.
You see a sort of staticky fog.
[3] You feel nervous.
Enter free clinic, turn into bone demon, ask for everyones wallets and some painkillers.
You do so. [3] They give you $20 and a coupon for a free checkup.
[1]
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Am I going to have to debate what to do with me and me when I get in?
Well I don't know about you, but I'm on a literal mission from (a) God. TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT
Oh, fuck you! Or fuck me? Fuck us collectively?
Figure out the best use of fuck to express my distaste of other dark and broody me.
AM ON MISSION FROM GOD.
FIND HERETIC. OBSERVE HERETICAL ACTIVITES.
New misson: Fuck that and grab three burgers and a shake. You want anything Broody?
AM ON MISSION FROM GOD.
FIND HERETIC. OBSERVE HERETICAL ACTIVITES.
Okay, I’m a bit fuzzy on what’s going on here. Let’s see how this works out and who complains.
[5v2] You head to get some burgers and a shake. “That’ll be $5.75, please.” ((That math ended well.))
You try to pay him, but he points to a sign. “Sorry, no $50 or $100 bills, please.”
Aw.
You see three of you. One is scrambling his features, one is chatting with a Frenchman, and one looks like a furry.
Malleable Features [307],Telepathic Translation [962], Anthropomorphic Animal [9]
Locate nearby person, then locate nearby pain inducing object. Use pain inducing object on person! Make them happy with pain!
[3,5] You grab an abandoned pistol and shoot a random passerby. The police are called. [1] You faint.
You see four you’s--a glowing one, one teleporting away from a falling anvil, and a normal-sized one chatting with a little one.
Bioluminescent [212] , Dangerport [776], Homunculus [832]
Telepathy Let's see what the others are thinking. Unknown begins to walk around the room, still saying nothing.
Hm...how can I make these people happy?
I’m on a mission from God!
I wonder if that girl over there is available?
Well, I’M on a mission to get lunch!
Why am I here?
Ow! That bitch just shot me!
What? Did someone just get shot?
I no longer care if that girl is available.
Aha! A heretic!
Shut up and help me find that burger joint.
AHH!
AHHH!
AAHH!
AAH!
OH NO!
HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL!
MOTHERFRAGGER!
EXPLETIVE!
EEK! [3] That last one was you.
You see three you’s. One is glowing and clutching his shoulder; one is near a bunch of listening squirrels and clutching her shoulder; and one got hit in the shoulder.
Bioluminescent [211], Animal Control [601], Pain Broadcast [663]
Roots and vines. Gotta get the craziest ones.
...Okay, now what? Aside from getting shot. [6] Not that it affects you. [3] And you are REALLY scared of that one guy.
You see three of you YET AGAIN, one learning French, one juggling with telekinesis, and one looking confused.
Sense Good [920], Linguistic Aptitude [566], Telekinesis [691]
Hmph. This assistant is being counter-productive. I think I should employ some other measures.
Aura of fear.
"Alright, kiddo. You will get the scientist running this, and you will get him to come here. You will get him to record what is happening to me, and then I will leave. Understand?"
Scare the assistant into getting the scientist. Observe effects, write them down.
[3] He shudders and collapses. Um.
The three you’s are horned, sniffing, and sticking their hands on each others’ heads.
Mental Healing [636], Horns [80], Smell Memory [550]
So I flipped A coin And got Seeping
" *wave's at man slipping through wall* Hey mann, you need some help there? *falls through walls*
You shift into a wall. Wow, man, you see, like, nothing.
Looking at the you’s, one is slimy, one is aware of how its body is, and one is naked but doesn’t look it.
Body Sense [511], Excretion [248], Fake-Clothed [33]
I'm either going to be A Ghost hippie, or A deranged madman that goes around with A spear made out of non-hippie bones spearing those who do not worship the hippie ways.
Also hoping to become slightly small with long ears 
You're not likely to last long as an elf...
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Um...
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Joe Bridger (Remuthra)
Physical State:
-Elderly
-Switchable Armored Skin (plasticky)
-Disintegrating Touch (tires)
-No Nose
-Bristley Hair
-??
-Tired and Woozy
-Roots
-Enhanced Hearing
-Bug Torso
-No Normal Legs
--Head on One Remaining Leg
---Left Eye in Original Left Ear
---Leg on Head
---Scarlet Eyes
-Three Arms (Bug's Legs)
--Right Arm has two legs growing off of it
-Thin Skin
-Weak Respiratory System
-Echolocation
-Diabetic
-Stinging Tail
-Head Crest
-Covered in Ears
-??
-Head Wounded
Mental State:
-Dementia'd
-Psychometry
-Hunger-filling Something
Inventory:
-Fedora
-Wraparound Shades
-Pink Bathrobe
--$50.00
--Notebook
--Falcon Treats
-Police Belt
--Taser
--Radio
--Handcuffs
--Pistol
---Bullets
-Falconing Glove
-Slippers
-City Map
-$0.25
Rick Priest (Xanmyral)
Physical State:
-Overweight
-Tingling
-Sonic Blasts
-Long Left Tentacle (~+25%)
-Glider membranes from tentacles
-Wormy Head, Body, Etc--No legs, dextrous worm-tentacles for arms, worm head
-Vibrating Spine
-White Feathers
-White Down
-Feline Eyespots
-Glowing Body Segment
-Poison Shout
-Cloud of Parasitic Flies
-??
-Charming 3rd Eye
-Very Badly Mauled
Mental State:
-Annoyed
-Suddenly understands body language
-Something Moderately Useful
-Helpful Worm--Totem
-Can Control Water
-Charming Voice
-Aura
-Lie Detection
Inventory:
-Jumpsuit (legs torn)
--Wallet
---IC
---$13.38
--7 Pennies, 2 Dimes
Alexandra (Greenstarfanatic)
Physical State:
-
Short, Thin
-Farsighted
-9'7"
-Unstable Density
-??
Mental State:
-Intelligent
-Magnetic Control
-??
-Lightening Ray (as in lowered density, not electricity)
-Ritual
-Tripping
-Object Teleportation
-Liquid Control
-New Sense
Inventory:
-Glasses, Used as a Monocle
-Several Belts
--Holster
---Small Gun
----6 Bullets
--Missile Launcher
--Assault Rifles, 2
---38 Bullets in A
---35 Bullets in B
--Sheath
---Machete
--Large Hammer
-Garment Improvised from Police Shirts
--Pants
---Wallet
----ID
----Driver's License
----$61.32
---$0.83
---Keys
--85 bullets
--15 rockets
-Shoes, Puny
-Giant Motorcycle
Thrak (Toaster)
Physical State:
-Bifurcated Spiritually
-
Gangly Skeletal
-Blank, Skull-like Head
-Angerpire
-No Smell or Taste
-Tough
-Frail from Skeletalness
-Slowed Something
-Can Teleport Objects Into Hand
-Logic: Absurd Super Strength; Create Toxic Smoke
; Adhesive Touch; ??
-Passion: Create Toxic Fog
; About 7'9"; ??
-Mutating Quadrupally
Mental State:
-Logic: Brief Ritual
, Create Stuff
, Something
-Passion: Comatose, Invisibility
-Foolish
-Transhumanist
Inventory:
-Hoodie (stretched for Passion)
--$50
-Lewd T-shirt (ripped for Passion)
-Jeans (stretched for Passion)
-Sneakers (Logic only)
Walther (Harry Baldman)
Physical State:
-Muscular
-Luminescent
-Water-Dependant
-Petrifying Gaze (Takes several seconds)
-Inner, Rubbery Mouth
-Detatchable Eyes (one out)
-
ALPMental State:
-Crazy
-Lightbender
-Annoyingly Telepathic
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Robes
--$50.15
--Parking Ticket ($50)
-Socks
-Sandals
-Own Eye
Greg (Unholy_Pariah)
Physical State:
-Mostly Hairless
-Bone Armor (switchable)
-??
-Malnourished but Recently Sated
-Filthy
-Headache
Mental State:
-Transhumanist
-Lucid Dreamer
-??
Inventory:
-Used Sweater (holes)
-Old T-Shirt (holes)
-Nice Watch
-Goodwill Sweat Pants (holes)
--"Found" Wallet
---$80
-Beaten-up Boots
-Beer Bottle
-Empty Cookie Package
Mr. Normal (HugoLuman)
Physical State:
-Normal
-Not At All Suspicious
-Vomits @will
-Can Turn Invisibility
-??
Mental State:
-Normal
-Not At All Suspicious
-Waves Crash Sometimes
-Dyslexic
-Schizophrenia
-Mr. Normal, Quite Contrary
-Can See Weak Points
-??
Inventory:
-Clean gray hat
-Clean gray suit
--Cell Phone
--Absolutely a Fridge Magnet
--Nothing weird about this Stapler
--$50.00
-Bombless Shoes
William Snow (Persus13)
Physical State:
-Skinny
-Albino
-Broken Bones (set)
-Lacerations
Mental State:
-Great Spatial Sense
-Great Sense of Self
-Must have VENGEANCE!
-Can Speak In Tongues
-Reckless
-Quick Ritual
-Anxious
Inventory:
-Baseball Cap
-T-shirt, Dirty
-Jeans
--Driver's License
--$54.11
-Socks
-Sneakers
-Crutches
? ? ? ? ?
(
)Physical State:
-Notable Notes
Mental State:
-Senses Weather
-Telepathy
Inventory:
-Items
Elrond Humperdink (
)
Physical State:
-Middle-aged
-Castrated
-Good Spatial Percention
Mental State:
-Basically Insane
-Triple-Minded (and hence MORE insane)
Inventory:
-Shirt
-Pants
--Wallet
---Piece of paper with "Driver's License" written on it
---Piece of paper with "Cell Phone" written on it
---Piece of paper with "A milion dollars" written on it
---$50.00
-Socks
-Shoes
For M. Al (borno)
Physical State:
-Tall, Lean
-Covered in spines
Mental State:
-Indistinct
-Fear Aura
Inventory:
-Suit
--Tie
--Wallet
---Driver's License
---?? ID
---$262.25
-Shoes
James "Sunflower" Tatar (wer6)
Physical State:
-Vegetarian
-Regeneration
-Seeps Into Stuff (enters)
Mental State:
-Slightly Stoned
Inventory:
-Poncho
-Tie-Dye T-Shirt
-Shorts
--$50.00
-Sandals
Maika (superBLAST)
Physical State:
-Surprisingly Normal
Mental State:
-Sadistic/Nymphomaniac
Inventory:
-Hat
-Dress
-High Heels
May (TCM)
Physical State:
-Lean
-Toned Musculature
-A Few Scars
-Roots and Vines
Mental State:
-Crazy
-Relies on the 10 Commandments
Inventory:
-Spiky Shoulder Pads
-Modified Bathrobe
--Knife
--Truncheon
--NERF Gun
--$50
-Boots
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It’s still before MOST of the weekend...
