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Grab the Dill Laden Ragnarok and throw him at Xantalos!

Integrate the drills into my body so that I can move and manipulate them at will, as well as just move normally. When thrown at Xantalos, SPIN ON.

RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAGAGAGAHHGAHGHAAAAA

CATCH RAGNAROK
THROW HIM/HER BACK AT ENEMIES
KILL THEM AND EAT THEIR FLESH
STAB IVALOS THROUGH THE GROIN UPWARD INTO HIS/HER/ITS BRAIN WITH SWORD OF ELDERSLAYING

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Magically shatter Xantalos's sword.

[4v4] Xantalos barely dodges, [3] but ragnarok manages to get enough control of its drills to scratch the abomination. [6v2+2] Ivalos manages to overcome the ancient magic of the Sword of Elderslaying! [1,6+1,3+1-2,2] Ivalos, Furtaka, and Xantalos are annihilated by the resulting burst of magic, but ragnarok survives...albeit trapped in a bunch of former-screw slag.

Continue to press buttons.

[1-1] "Self-destruct imminent. Self-destruct in 30 seconds. Have a nice day. Self-destruct in 25 seconds. Have a nice day..."
[5+2,3] You feel a burst of energy rocking the ship, causing lacerations in your ocular cavities. "Reset: Self-destruct in 1# seconds..."

Implant some eggs in someone.

[4] You implant eggs in Adolf. [6] You see the eggs growing swiftly...

Get medical attention

[6] You create a back-alley doctor who begins butchering you, perhaps to make into a cyborg. Or maybe he's hungry.
[6,1] You survive a blast of energy, and the "doctor" is destroyed. You see bits of you animated...

Go find TSAB ship and bring the crew back to life.

[5,2] The resurrection device is either nonfunctional or really, really complex.
You feel a disturbance in the...something, as if about half a dozen people cried out, and were silenced forevermore. Or something like that.

Transform body into cyanide. Poison Xantalos while he's digesting me.

[1] You turn into a Potion of Bear's Endurance, invigorating Xantalos! Not that this matters, as both of you are obliterated.

"True enough. Still, I made the point I meant to make."

"What's wrong?"

I'll have the Ted and Magnum accelerate (-1,0,0). Meanwhile, the crews of the Spitfire, Escape, and Resolute have started to break out the games--the first cards, the second VR, and the third D&D 12th Edition

"True, true, but aside from military I see no reason to sell artillery and the like in the first place."

ha ha what
14/14 sp, +5 psych, 2 soulbound skills alongside with a soulstarish looking item?
Ahahahahahahahahah wow lets not piss this person off.

You missed how she's "the Intuitive".

why he didn't grab the crystals in the room before.

Presumably, they were on our former departed friend.

Anyways, +1 to attempts to continue talking our way out of this. If that fails: Shoot, retreat, shoot when they close to close enough range.

Despite sounding really cool, Control Flames isn't actually very good. At manifester level 8 (where you'd be if you go all Psion and ditch all your Truename skills), you get a 1 square foot fire that does 2d6 damage per round to a single person, less fire resistance, Reflex negates.

E: If you want a power that is really good for both utility and combat, nothing beats Psionic Minor Creation.

I actually already chose that.

We could fluff Drak's "rebirth" in the skill area as him being tossed against a wall and having his brain connections rearranged after massive brain trauma.

Depressingly probable, given the number of big, brawny people he irritates on a daily basis. I even have a suspicion of who would do the dishonors in this case...*cough*Raiss*cough*

Or that the intelligence poison made it all melty and Drak has been gaining psionic powers as a result. But one side effect is he is forgetting truenaming. Which would probably be a bit upsetting for him.

I like this idea better.

If anyone is interested at all in subbing Knave, though, it could still happen. Please let me know.

I've thought about volunteering for tribute, but I don't have any idea what he is or what's going on with him.