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Why do you think they contacted me?((Hm. So, would you be that one thing that Crow contacted me about...))Err, no. If the Foundation knew where I was they'd already be dead.
Of course! It's all so clear now! Al is a druid, and therefore a friend of the Green party.Don't make me laugh. Druids' crude grasp on ecology would make the Green Party ashamed to admit one.
The name 'Lichen-stein' clearly refers to a mossy, rock-growing plant, the perfect pseudonym for a druid...Not as good as for a lich. Or a mug with lichens growing on it.
Also, it sounds like 'Frankenstein', which is a perfect pseudonym for an irony-loving vampire....Why does the name of a fictional doctor and possible alchemist make a good pseudonym for a vampire?
Clearly Al Lichenstein is the reincarnation of both Al Gore and Count Dracula, who both appear on INWO cards:Lichenstein could well be an Illuminatus.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
...making Al a double-Illuminatus!
Clearly his convoluted machiavellian plots know no bounds! Once he fluoridates the dungeon's breakfast cereal with the help of toothpaste-colored slimes under the power of mind-control Met Hats he will be able to use the strengthened tooth enamel of the dungeon's beaver population to gnaw a multi-level ladder that when placed in a room will pierce all the way to the Underworld! Using the demons called forth, he will be able to use the fact that the dungeon may or may not be in space to have them possess Proxxy's CIA mind-control satellites, beaming infernal essence throughout time and space, enabling him to win the Time War and breach the Source Wall! With that he will be able to shove everyone who ever existed, will exist, or hypothetically could exist into a pit of acid as part of his plan to ritually sacrifice enough creatures to summon Juiblex, who will allow him to conquer the Disney corporation. With their merchandising department, he will be able to craft a stuffed Mickey Mouse doll, which he will give to Cherish, repairing their relationship on the Shipping Grid!OR, he's in league with Oric as his hypercompetant-but-ignored lieutenant.
COMBINE WITH RAGNAROK TO FORM UNIVERSE SIZED MECHA. CONVINCE EVERYONE ELSE FIGHTING XANTALOS TO COMBINE WITH USE TOO
Also you may want to put a spoiler warning next to that mouseover textPeople noticed that?
YES. TENGEN-TOPPA GURREN RAGNAROK GO.
GIGA DRILL BREAK OUR WAY BACK INTO THE UNIVERSE, THROUGH YOG-SATHOTH'SHEADEVERYTHING, AND INTO SHADOWDRAGON.
Stop ragnarok97071.[6-1] You drill, baby, drill! Sadly, you only drill ShadowDragon. Still, partial success, right?
Oh hey Yog. How've you been doing?Yog and Kirby didn't come with. Adolf and Ivalos did, however.
Ragnarok, he doesn't have a head. You can't even comprehend his form. Besides, we're with him now. You still spacetime locked outside of itself, Yog?
Defend myself against attackers. Use lethal force.
Give Kirby half his Star payment.
Regain power.[3] You discover some eldritch tomes.
Use my tanks and cheesecake warriors to rebel against Cthulhu! Slay him and absorb hisNone of them are here.experience pointspower!
Have my tanks shoot InsanityIncarnateThey're not here either, but you can shoot him. [4v5] You miss.
Free the nations that where part of the allies. Then get help someone friendly. Then go find the world I started on.You're stuck outside of the universe.
Respawn inside Xantalos (or whoever ate me) and slowly subsume him from the inside out.That would, indeed, be Xantalos.
boot the universe out of the game!No. Not until the Hall of Fame gets updated, we're not being fully derm'd.
Sammelt eine armee.From what?
