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Ragnarok: Be the Mecha.

[5] You are the mecha. What you are NOT is in the universe.

I offered.

Kirby! I'll give you some stars if you eat Cthulhu and the cheesecake.

Offer.

Hm...Five, I'll take it.
Eat Cthulhu, cheesecake

Kirby! I'll feed the cheesecake and a large selection of sushi and ghost candy if you eat Xantalos!

Ctuay rea optiew thu monk thu...
Monk Kirby!

[4v1+2] Another Epic Struggle, which ends with Kirby omnomnomming Cthulhu.
Suddenly, Xantalos gets expelled from the universe!

Summon Yog-Sothoth. Ask him to banish the players from the universe.

Yeah, that'll end well...
[6] You do so.

Respawn as a powerful mortal.

[2] You respawn as a mortal.

Escape and kill Spock and Kirk.

KHAN!
[4] Escape, [4v3+1] brief phaser battle before you get booted out of the universe.

Das nächste mal können du PM mich, wenn ich in zu bekommen?

Zerstören sie die lästige panzer!

[1] You lose your entire army to Tavik Toth before being flung out of the universe.

Not exactly...

You grab your stuff and scoop up some of the metal shrapnel to try to put it in the machine. Well, you succeed, but the machine starts humming disturbingly. That is a bad sign, right?

You head back to Figura and ask her if there's anything she can do with magic. Turns out, she can't.

You hear a thunk. Rushing to the machine, it is emitting smoke. You're afraid to open it...


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Follow, follow, follow, follow the group of deranged mercenaries!

I'll take whatever. I could be Petra, I could be Bean.

(Referring to how Andrew Wiggin divided his ships amongst his subordinates in the final section of Ender's Game, where he would give Petra large numbers of ships and vague tasks, or Bean small numbers of ships to use "like a scalpel".)

So Great What do you think of my creatures so far? XD

Pretty neat.

In the long-term, what are we hoping for? I think that the idea of a zealot empire was suggested, but I don't see us going in that direction (with all the killing). We already have one green card, so we would need another green and two red. For game reasons, both the card we get in the tribal and in the civilization stage would probably be of the same colours (due to the ending of tribal stage affecting the kind of civilization we will be). So, if we want to be a zealot empire, we will have to be friendly in creature stage, so that we get a green one.

We started out in the green, do a good amount of socialization, and wound up losing a lot of our fights, so I think we're currently in the green.

Quote from: Tomcost on May 19, 2013, 04:15:19 pm

In the long-term, what are we hoping for? I think that the idea of a zealot empire was suggested, but I don't see us going in that direction (with all the killing). We already have one green card, so we would need another green and two red. For game reasons, both the card we get in the tribal and in the civilization stage would probably be of the same colours (due to the ending of tribal stage affecting the kind of civilization we will be). So, if we want to be a zealot empire, we will have to be friendly in creature stage, so that we get a green one.

We just need 2 greens and 2 reds. When we get them isn't really an issue. We can be friendly in the Tribal stage much easier than creature stage. Sure it'll make out abilities less useful but we just gotta buy out a war civ. Then we're good to go.

Well, convert a military city, but yeah. Which reminds me of this issue I'm having in another world, in Spore, which is on Hard difficulty...but that's a tale for another time, when I really need advice.

Anyways...

Suggestion times
Change color to green to better mimic flowers
Add spines along our leg to simulate thorns
Better sing and better dance
Name it "Ocelot"

If we can, I suggest more tentacles to mimic the idea of stems and branches. Assymetrics may come in handy for this effect.
However, I prefer the focus being their combat abilities. Singing requires a better mouth and dancing requires a better foot. Something that I am already a bit partial to.
However, I would be alright with seeing good jumping feet for the sake of flight. If dance is included with a good pair of jumping feet, then I would be alright with this.

Better dance. Get one of them D'orca-line mouths so we can get better sing. Rotate said mouths so they're on their side as one really effing weird mouth.
Add armour on our heads so we can continue training for that day when we hit ourselves on the head with a stick and randomly invent fire.

Alright, some kind of better singing mouth is requested for the Ocelot, as is better dancin' foot (probably the Geckoning), a greener hide, spines and tendrils, and head armor. Sounds like a plan, here's hoping we don't hit the Complexity limit.

"Wwwwwhaaaatt? What's this? Why's this? and owwww..."
look around, then inspect socks. Avoid anyone with blood on them.

You look at your socks. [1-3] They seem to have the magical ability to make people uncomfortable.

Examine cherry tree. If it has some fruit, pick a few, and leave to the East.

Ah, I don't have that much to do... I don't want to fight, but my abilities aren't useful for much else. Maybe if I explore...

[9] You pick several ripe cherries and head out the door.

1 point into TUF,
1 point into Dex.
Drag Kyle's loot, including the shirt, outside to where my stuff is.
Try to see what it does.

You drag Kyle's body outside, leaving a bloody streak and your suit behind. There is your chain shirt, of course, but also some clothes, a halberd, and a weird pair of pants. [9+2,10+2-1] You determine that the pants can fire some glass projectiles from the rods if one is holding them, and that the halberd can animate objects for several minutes.

Does the rope now reach a safe place down the mountain, if so climb down, if not more VINES!

[5+3] Yes. You begin climbing down...and when you reach the second bit of the rope, it comes apart! [5-2+1] You land on an outcropping, and hear something snap. Your ankle hurts.
Mountain Progress Roll: 6. The good news is, you're about a third of the way down the mountain.

"Ahhh man!" Rap battle with someone else while pressing buttons on my suit.\

Rap battle monkey halberd electric suit islands misery doesn't come up with this either.

Sadly, no one wants to rap with you. Although you do see a new guy, a big guy in a swimsuit, who it might be interesting to rap at.
((The internet is a weird place.))

Try to figure what- if anything- my greaves do.

[10] The greaves can never be lost. If removed somehow, they will rematerialize on the legs of their last living owner. This can be disabled by mental command, but this only works if one is awake.

Evil Unlucky spawns!
Of course. Lucky came here, Evil Unlucky must follow. It's the nature of the universe, the way it works. Their souls were intertwined, destined to follow each other from one world to the next. Evil Unlucky had resigned himself to this fate, and accepted it with dignity. A bit more dignity than he expected for the attire he spawned in--naked save for a pair of blue-green swim trunks, not even sandals or a coating of water. Humiliating, really. He looked around, and who did he see but another horrible man, cruel and contentious--obviously nowhere near as much as E.U. himself, of course, but still. He had a feeling that they were connected, somehow. Perhaps it's the swimwear--while this rapper-type person is wearing a sweatshirt, it's easy to see the one-piece bathing suit he's wearing. Aren't those designed for women? Certainly, this is something you should point out.


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