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FUSE WITH REST OF XNATALOSES
POSSESS MEGALOS

[1v2-1v4-1v2+2v3-1v1-1v3v1v3v2v4] O, I, VII, and XI are killed. XIV is wounded.
O(+0.5V): [3-1v1+2v1-1v2v2v3v4+1] You finally got something! Congrats, Real!Xantalos! On the other hand, VI was killed.
I: [4-1+1v2+2v6v5v3v2+1] X claims I and gets turned on by the others.
VII: [5-1v3+2v5v6v4+2] You and XIV fight, each getting half and wounded.
XI: [6-1v3+2v6+1v1v3+1] XIII gets the prize, XIV gets killed.
VI: [1-1v1+2+1v2v6+1] You snatch up VI and slay II.
X(+I): [6+2v4+1v5+2] IV gets the big prize...
XIV (+0.5VII): [4+4v5v3+2] IV gets XIV.
II: [1+5v3v2+2+1] You each get half of II, but XIII gets killed.
XII(+XI): [1+6v5+2+1] You win by half a point.
Before the two of you can turn on each other, an outside attack brings you back to the real world and splits you apart.

Rise up the ranks and try to defect the Cheesecake warriors to lead them in glorious battle against Cthulhu.

[4+2] The other Cheesecake Warrior defects to you! The army is now at least 75% conspiracy leaders. Maybe more like 125%.

Get my army to kill Megalos.

Cast Hadoken at the Megalos.

Kealay Xantalos!

[3+1] Between the army, the Hadouken support, and Cthulhu's might, Megalos is attacked! It splits into two beings--Xantalos and Ivalos. This might have been better-thought-out...

Wonder why I'm being attacked for no particular reason.
Give my attackers a strongly-worded reproach about their unacceptable bahavior and take them to court.

You successfully wonder it and prepare to file a reproach once you're not being shot and hadoukened at.

Gain immortality.

[4] You will no longer age...but you do get sick, as evidenced suddenly as everything changes. You feel different, and feel like somehow time travel was involved. You head to a library. Thank God--Wilhelm still won!

Evolve into a bolo.

You can't evolve, but you can be upgraded. First, you need to find an appropriate lab. [3] You trundle over to the German Empire and [5] get upgraded to a proper bolo. Now Germany wins WWI, so WWII never happens.

He's right about one thing: He's been posting the same thing every turn.

"And what's wrong with the military?"

Well, duh.

Quote from: kaian-a-coel on May 18, 2013, 08:44:57 am

I will suggest the flying japanese squid-like "flight" a second time. Plus increased agility of the tentacles. And a fanged mouth.

All sound good to me.

I, too, will +1

By the way, though, is nobody else worried about the fact that Cherish is adventuring with Proxxy, and has OUR Soul star?

No.

I can see that Cherish will present complications when we try to kill Proxxy. She likely won't view us as the good guy either since Al is with us. That unless Al manage to pull off a reconcillationhug.

Hm. Maybe we should ditch Al before we ally Proxxy. Just temporarily.

For a creature without sight, I imagine they use them to communicate by electrolocation. It's hypothesized that creatures with different senses might perceive things differently, bats for instance might percieve sound similar to how we perceive sight. Perhaps the snickerdoodles "see" through electrical fields...

That's how I've interpreted it. I can't help but wonder what their "books" would be like...

I say our next ancestor develops flower mimicry for both offense and socialization purposes, with the remaining leg disguised as a stem and a total of four wings and large fists as "petals." This is just a design choice, btw. It should be depicted in unfolded position, so not to look like a plant during gameplay, and so still showing tentacle bugzapper face. Deadly, lovecraftian, flowery bakery.

Interesting. It could take a while, but interesting.

Anyone have a suggestion for names?

...Alright then.