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Continue reading the first two chapters. Assess welfare of the Goblin-Friendly Settlement. Determine hierarchy of the settlement, and relationship to goblin band we now enjoy membership with. If leader, determine status of important infrastructure (health, education, industry) of the settlement. Otherwise, assess current leadership.
Make sure to obtain information on who lives in the settlement - goblins or something else? Also, seek information on the surrounding area. Finally, find shaman. See if he's got anything interesting to say or teach us.
Agreed. Also see if we can sell the extra equipment somewhere.

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Reincarnate as a more fortunate being.
I'll miss you.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Five
« on: May 17, 2013, 03:03:13 pm »

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"Huh...so, what other games do you know?"

Bottom center square.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Five
« on: May 17, 2013, 02:51:46 pm »
Blue, the color of mana.

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((Because they ran away, as was clearly stated. Please keep OOC chatter in the OOC thread.))
So they made it the rest of the way out before the first turn started? Good for them.

((Also, sorry.))

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Play game?
« on: May 17, 2013, 02:49:59 pm »
>N

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Presumably, mines are cheaper.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: M.A.G.U.S. Project: On Hiatus Until ???
« on: May 17, 2013, 02:48:28 pm »
Good luck!

By the way, do you think Wiley Wolin, Inc, would like to hire GreatWyrmGold? :P

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Murder! Time for murder! GO over to the rapper guy and stab him. Admire my new hat. And then after taking any loot the rapper has (If I kill him) toss him off the cliff.
Go outside, look for weapons. If none available (i.e. not in someone's hand), grow vines everywhere.
Follow vine-guy. If inquired upon, simply reply with "Oh, ignore me. I'm just curious...
Claw his eyes out! Then try to hang on.
Again, use Karma to try to dodge any attack that hits me.

Luckily for Kyle, he's already right next to Snow. Unluckily, a monkey somehow got onto his head and doesn't seem to like him.
Billy Snow tries to look around for weapons, and notices this spikey halberd being swung at him.
Faye looks at Billy Snow and wanders over towards him. "Oh, ignore me. I'm just curious..."
Ludian is FURIOUS! How dare Kyle stand on such an excellent suit!
[Initiative:
Kyle--6+3 (9)
Billy--5-2 (3)
Faye--10 (10)
Ludian--7+1-1 (7)]
Faye changes her mind and stays out of the melee.
Kyle slashes at Billy! [2-1-1v7-2] Billy almost dodges out of the way, but he realizes at the last minute that he needn't bother, because his foe just poked himself with his spiky weapon and dropped it on his foot, wounding it.
Ludian follows this up with some eye-clawing! [7-2(Eye Shot)v3+3-1(Hurt Foot)-2(Attack coming from head);8-4+2(Eye Shot)v4-3] Ludian manages to rip Kyle's eyes out! The monkey gasps, [8+1] but doesn't fall off, and instead throws the eyeballs across the mountaintop [4-3] onto his hat. Somehow.
Billy Snow quietly sneaks out of the room to avoid the crazy guy with no eyes.

More vines.
You head back to the building and decide not to enter to gather more vines. Some monkey just tore Kyle's eyes out.

Jump off the side of the mountain with new defensive gear. Headfirst.
[9-3-1(1st turn down the mountain)-2(Headfirst)] You leap off the mountain! Headfirst! This leads to you nearly getting your head torn off. You definitely have major cuts, however. In addition, [9+2-1,7+2,4+2-1] you lose hold of your stolen underwear. Thankfully(?), there's lots of rocks; you might be able to grab one if you needed to stop.
Bottom Roll: 5. You are 25% of the way down the mountain.

Edmund Ross spawns!
He is in a stone building with a tree in the middle and some bloody vegetation in the northwest corner. Within feet of him, a monkey wearing a monocle and eyeball-adorned top hat is distressing a man in strange red leathery pants, a stranger blue-cloth shirt, and a little fine chainmail. At the man's feet is a spiked halberd, the man's face is missing eyes, and that top hat looks familiar...Oh, and he notices a pair of greaves on his legs. Peculiar...

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Incidentally, the Bottom Roll is a d6. And jumping headfirst down a mountain is stupid.

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((Why are the guest Toads not on the list?))

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That's okay. RL>RP, you know.

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Now: Go back in time to before it was regressing, and save my assistant!

Future: Return to present, apply for job.

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Don't worry, we still have a leg.

Singular, but a leg is a leg.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Fights and Failures
« on: May 17, 2013, 01:57:46 pm »
In that case, get a lot of artillery and get them to bombard Hell.
[2] You just can't seem to requisition anything.

keep looking for a portal to ww2.
keep looking for a portal to ww2.
Aid action.
[6+1] The two of you are sucked into Obersalzberg (sp?), and promptly get dissected/disassembled and used to inspire and make Nazi war machines and soldiers and such. Respawn?

Summon the four ponies of the apocalypse under my exclusive command!
[4] You summon Hunger, Sickness, Tiredness, and Squabbling.

"Wait! Why are we eating each other when we could be eating EVERYONE ELSE?"

CREATE A CLONE ARMY
EAT EVERYONE ELSE

[4] You make two more clones. [1] Everyone gangs up on Xantalos-IX, ie you.
[1v3-1v2-1v6v4-1v2-1v2v5v1-1v4v3] IV snags all of IX, while XII dies.
[3v3-1v3-1v6+1v6-1v2-1v3v5v5v1] IV claims XII. On the other hand, everyone else now hates him.
Spoiler: Xantastatuses (click to show/hide)

Convince hubby to rehire Cthulhu and let me eat him.
[6] You do so. Turns out, Cthulhu is still stronger than you. Respawn?

Quote from: Great Cthulhu
Wahlsa eht ftaghn? Cthu osid u kelrd makx, re sa? Ftaghn ay, Cheesecake.
Jrelk Cheesecake.
[2+3v4] You jrelk Cheesecake. Messily.

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