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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (RPG) Mushroom Kingdom Wars: Second Story OOC/Signup thread
« on: May 15, 2013, 10:28:50 pm »
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Not really. The former is asking something suspicious at the time the tree dies; the latter is not. The former makes it clear that we're to blame; the latter does not. If they prosecuted everyone who kindly chatted with them around the time the tree died, we're screwed no matter what but could easily slip away."Hi, we want to stick this big axe into your holy tree. Is that okay?"*only visitors this month* "Greetings, we are travelling sages. We humbly request to see your library." *tree dies*
I think that the former is less suspicious...
We should wait for the 2nd tier wings before adding flight.FYI, those are the butterfly wings.
Smack the Pun-Maker! Don't stop saving my assistant to do so, though.save my assistant!LOAD ASSISTANT
I still have ajob with you once I reach the present, right?"I was once a normal office worker with a battlecruiser. Then I was caught in a horrible accident while burning down my office building for no reason whatsoever. The flames burned away my flesh, then proceeded to burn away the limits of my soul. Now I am the Victim, mastermind and supervillian, because I have this power for a purpose. That purpose is to pay society back for the gross wrongs that allowed me to be consumed by that fire. It was not my fault that building burned down, but I will make sure it never happens again. How, you ask? Why, I will take over the world's entire economy! I will destroy all the office buildings! They'll suffer greatly for what they did, every last one of them! Not even the Empire State Building will be spared from my wrath! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU WILL BE MINE, CORPORATE WORLD!">If this action works, make Remuthra the agency's Cheif Financial Officer
Take over Wall Street using the power of dramatic monologues.
Go to someone and eat their soul, naturally.[2] No souls are available at this time.
Rinse and repeat until I have attained demigod status/
Purchase all the stock in the afterlife. Perform hostile corporate takeover[6] They respond with a very hostile personal takeover. And by takeover I mean "murder". And by personal I mean "of you and your lackeys." They respond with a very hostile of you and your lackeys murder...wait, strike that, reverse it.
Investigate.It's interesting.
Respawn. Kill[2v6] Wow, you really suck. Respawn?.
Teach Furtuka my language and offer to become business partners.He's a little too dead. And you were killed, as well. Respawn?
Start sieging hell.[6] You start to run low on supplies, and Hell doesn't siege well given its portals to other planes and lack of reliance on supplies from outside.
hmm....Check.
DON'T ASCEND TO GODHOOD.
Frame Cthulhu and blame him to the boss. Take over position by getting in a relationship with the boss.[3] You get promoted and Cthulhu demoted! Yay!
Ask Cthulhu if he is interested in a business partnership, where my cheesecake warriors will serve his goals if he helps me manufacture and train them."Sure."
Keep searching.What were you searching for, again?
((Actually, the arrow is what kills them.'Hrmmmm. North it is."If you shoot someone with a bow, have you killed them with the bow or the arrow? It is the bow.
Head north!
((Does using my staff as a bat to hit rocks into enemies count as using my weapon for kills? Or would the rock get the kill?))