May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
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@GWG: Obviously we need to take some insane sixth option....
Change what you look like, try to fool them into thinking you're someone else. Acquire British accent.
Spawn as a man. Start yelling nonsense.LMKNAJSBGNSJLAMODIFBGNFMAKD!
Investigate[1v6] A dagger hits you in the back. Respawn?.
Find a nuclear bomb shelter. After explosion, investigate metal shack.[4] You find a bomb shelter!
Research on Footstooling for Pros and Suck up even more![3] You're slightly better. You get some meaningful assignments.
Go find a portal to the ER universe.[3-1] Nope.
Increase POWER LEVEL.How?
:<[1] You thank the dice.
CURSE THESE WORTHLESS DICE.
Get a army[5] You gather an army of imps!
Ksnra'lekrou kir krenaoler.[4] You delegate some tasks.
Loaa smupmr ejp ytord yp ombrdyohsyr zr.[6] You kill one, but blow your cover.
If you want some non-lethal comeuppance, try sending a rubber sphere mortar at him, probably won't kill him. Just a good 'ole game of dodge ball.Wizards can come up with better variations on all sorts of sports.
Primarily because when it comes down to it it is the decision of the individual, and we're offering them quite literally a cure from all disease, injury, infirmity, and the ability to live on, albeit in a slightly modified form. Why would the family want him or her to die?Why would the family want him/her to become a horrible abomination that's going to be away in the military all the time?
The kind of drake that's draconic.I dislike calling everything drakes...I'll admit I have no idea why everything has drake in it. I don't think Ridge-backs are remotely birdlike.
And why do I never find these awesome games of yours GreatWyrm until they're half-begun?Why, thank you.
"What. The. Fuck. Was. That."The rock completely missed.
Determine what my pants do and then punch the bitch that threw? a rock at me. And then apologize and explain I've had a bad day.
((Kyle Johnson is amazing. he's apparently covering half of the mountain.))Yeah, he really needs to work out.
Just a little heads up, GWG; you spelt wounded as aounded.Gosh darnit.
As the third member of proto-Aether, I'd like to say that this attitude is far from homogenous among the Team.Are you kidding? I'm a member of Aether. We don't share, we pillage, and even if I did want to take the easy way out I'd anger half of the powerful players ingame. I can figure out circlecombos in time.
@Tsuchigumo550: I will say that certain circles can be combined if you do it correctly. But even then, the results won't be exactly what I think you want to do. If you want to know specifics, we can always find something to trade...
