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FTFY.Absolutely nothing!A better question is, what could go right?Maybe we could FORCE it to him by having him eat a jellyfish to become a Healslime heheheh.Force him to eat a toxic stinging creature in order to become a healer?
What could go wrong?
NOTHING AT ALL.
and freeform didn't deny us a healer, we could have gotten one but people thought that this arena fight would be better.Because we know where it is.
A better question is, what could go right?Maybe we could FORCE it to him by having him eat a jellyfish to become a Healslime heheheh.Force him to eat a toxic stinging creature in order to become a healer?
What could go wrong?
H.W Guy stays on the bike, and shoots from the backseat if he sees anyone on the other team.
Drive on the left edge of A5. Keep the bike in sluggish.No one on the opposing team is spotted at the Outrider crawls northward.
Run North.You run north. [5+3-1] You're good to go much further.
Give the ball to Natch [Devling]. Continue running north.[1+3-1] You feel a bit tired after tossing the ball to Natch.
Turn East at the corner, try and keep running.You need to rest before you keep running! But you do get the ball.
At the end of the street, turn right toward the AB-56 corner.
Continue with John, engaging any enemies met.The two of you reach the opposite side of the block. No enemies are sighted.
Make my way to the northwest apartment in B6, then climb the fire escape or most convenient route to the roof. See what I can with the view, but stay cautious in case someone on the Ronin is on high ground too.[1-1] You run to the apartment, completely exhausted. [3+3-1] You climb up the fire escape with ease, reaching the roof. [2-3] You see nothing.
Follow the ball carrier and protect him. If I can, find something to turn into a bomb to impress the crowd.You turn and run to Natch. [3] You feel winded.
Continue to move rightYou walk to the bottom of B6.
Head to the buildings and guard them.Chris heads to the west apartment building, Cathryn to the east, and Handy to the alley between them. The former two are still climbing stairs.
EXCELLENT[5] Check. That was boring.
FIND MY DAUGHTER AND KILL THE BASTARDS WHO STOLE HER
Respawn. Join Cheesecake kinsmen in the glorious battle to kill Cthulhu! Eat his body again.[3] Several cheesecakes join you. [6+0.1v3+3] You use them to bludgeon Cthulhu to unconsciousness!
Well then. Call in Iron Monger, Loki, Mickey ROurke, Chuck Norris, Red Skull, and Abomination and create the Revengers.(The capitalization is what threw me.)
Go and take over a random nation.[2] You invade Guatemala and fail.
Begin rebuilding the grand army of the afterlife.[2] You just get funds.
Help Cthulhu kill Cheesecake again. If Cthulhu loses eat him before Cheesecake can.[6v2+3-1] You slay the incapacitated Cthulhu.
Star trek enterprise or a different one that has been modified. Probably Star Trek.You are that one. You're being drawn into a--never mind. You're in the anomaly!
Would doing cool stuff to run long distances be parkour? Or would it be running with an added parkour check?Probably more the latter.
Also, who needs to post for next turn to happen?...Actually, I think we actually have everyone. I'll get the turn up.
Really? That's it? I had expected more, to be honest.Derm; What did you DO to make Bay12 so WARY of you? I mean, their fears of you were showing up even BEFORE you joined.
I mean, ArchAIngle's statement there REALLY serves to emphasize the fact that, somehow, you are feared universally across Bay12 RtD games.
Derm Hellbinder, Roll to Roll to Dodge.
Murdered the Owner of the Sword of Plot advancement, Sunk our ship, Sunk our replacement ship with a giant whirlpool that I created trying to drown the former crew, horrifically mutated my teammates in the name of healing, boiled alive a regiment of guards after said mutations and exploding a cat (that explosion killed the dockmaster) created at least three seperate boss encounters, turned my own bones to blood, and my arms into a mass of pure muscle and a tentacle, burned down an elven retreat, created genetic abominations on a massive scale, successfully impersonated a demon without actually faking anything, incinerated the leader of an allied nation on sight without him getting a word in, and raised an army of the undead by having my dismembered hand fuck around with the necronomicon and on the last turn, on my way to tearing down the fourth wall and ascending to demonhood/final boss.
One hundred twenty six turns. No fucks given.
And thus a legend was born.
