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31006
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Ghoul
« on: May 01, 2013, 05:20:54 pm »
Okay, so basically turn everyone against one guy while implanting the idea that the beast is outside, while scaring the hell out of everyone? And picking some people off where they won't be quickly missed?
No, no, no, not the idea that the beast is outside! That's old news. Now we're turning everyone against one guy, not touching or affecting this one guy in any way (aside from perhaps making him want to stay in the mine for a while - in addition we should make the hallucinations of the rest stronger around the Chosen One). We subtly frighten the rest, though, and the last one to leave apart from the unaffected one will be our dinner.
Ideally, we would also find a way to pin the dinner's murder on the unaffected one.

31007
also check the range of the new railgun. we might want to use it as a sniper...
Check the range... in space... (face palm)
There's technical range (star-systems away), then there's practical range, which accommodates for such factors as imperfect aim, deviations from ideal trajectory due to distant massive bodies and the like, and (of course) the tendency of enemies to adjust their velocity to avoid the attack.

31008
Wonder why Squishee can only sometimes change color.

31009
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Market - Turn 21
« on: May 01, 2013, 05:11:44 pm »
So, uh... was gonna update tonight. But sick, injured, late on work and cata projects, so... not happening. I'll try to fix/update everything in the OP tomorrow, and get an actual turn posted as well.
Wow. What kind of turn has been going on IRL?
[/joke]
Seriously, relax. Take a couple days off if you need.

31010
I'm guessing that the caveman has more practical experience in such matters.

31011
Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution
« on: May 01, 2013, 05:05:16 pm »
Using Puddle Powers, save the universe from Zanzetkuken!

31012
Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Redshirt
« on: May 01, 2013, 05:01:18 pm »
Locate spawner. Look at it and remember I only have PhD's in Medicine, Psychology, and Drama, not Engineering. Try to fix it anyways...

31013
Heh. Yet another reason not to drink the stuff.

But hey, fine by me. I'm fine when GMs delay updates for good RL reasons. (Speaking of which, I have a paper to write...)

31014
You think this is a big RtD?

Look at piecewise's other masterpiece, Einsteinian Roulette. It has two threads which dwarf this one and a new third one which is still pretty small.

31015
I can't wait to see how future generations interpret Phiali breaking into the rival temple.

31016
((Oh, and hey, he's moving again!))
((?? ??? ??))
((You were standing around, waiting for Feyri to do something you could follow, for several turns.))

"Hm. I was expecting there would be more stuff. But, c'mon, let's go look around!"
Lead the little girl in the direction of the most-interesting featureless white void!

(This is lots of fun, even if in the end I end up with absolutely nothing. I can't imagine that piecewise imagined anything like this happening in the Punch Many Things program...which is probably part of why it's so fun!)

31017
No, but you were going to waste time with a time machine. Support the Federal government why don't ya?
Obviously, this doesn't work well without stable time loops, but hey.

Hey, if there's enough TARDIS's, why not? Heck, if I had a TARDIS, I'd set up a delivery service. Pay the premium, and we've got same-day shipping. Pay even more, and we've got yesterday-shipping!
I own all of the TARDISes, and have them locked to only be used by agency personnel.  Though it looks like you have some profitable ideas, so attempt to hire GreatWyrmGold to be the agency's chief financial officer.
If I get the offer, accept it and start contemplating various ways to make money time travelling. Legally.

31018
Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: Gestalt Cakentity
« on: May 01, 2013, 06:56:00 am »
Respawn as stereotypical German man
Found sausage factory directly across from Cheesecake's cheesecake factory
Begin sausage bombardment

[6] You create a sausage-filled crater when bombardment is attempted. Respawn?

Respawn. Go on crusade to unite the various now connected afterlifes under one organized bureaucratic administration.
[6] You promptly get caught up in a neverending spiral of meetings to determine the new bureaucracy.

Respawn as Everlord. Stop Furtaka.
[2] Not Everlord! [5] Your bureaucrats manage to slow Furtaka indefinitely, which is a good thing for everyone.

*actually ignore this post
[1] Nope.

Start genetically modifying my body as to make me a 10 story tall Godzilla Cheesecake monster. Then dig my way to the world's core to bake more cake in the super hot metals.
[No] You can't find any genetic engineering equipment, and it doesn't work like that.

Respawn as a Eldritch Abomination.
I'm going to regret this.
[5] You are Nyarlothotep.

respawn as a Spaceship/spacestation.
[5] You are such.

Brush myself down. Find the source of the cheesecake and beat it unconscious.
[1] You manage to brush straight through your eye, bruising the eye, tearing apart the eye and tearing apart the brain! Respawn?

Respawn as a mad scientist and start making a device to annihilate all cakes.
[1] You create a cake to annihilate all devices.

Actually, screw my previous move.

Speed up the dissolving of the realm barriers. Stop Xantalos' soul from escaping my trans-conscious and teleport to the core of the universe. Promptly consume whatever the core is. Even if it kills me.
I'm not sure how you would do ANY of that.
Gods damn it, I'm still trying to maintain the rules this iteration was built upon!

Fine. Give Xantalos a soul so I can keep it in me.
[3] You give him a fish. Xantalos looks puzzled, then designates the sole as a refuse stockpile.

31019
You thought I'd go and deliver the packages personally?

31020
Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Brawl: Game 1, Pregame
« on: April 30, 2013, 10:45:35 pm »
Yeah, it seems like we're about done chatting. We'll start tomorrow. In the meantime, I'd like to re-open debate on where to put the goal.

((I think with the current rules it is possible to get a draw. What happens then? Overtime? Sudden death? Or is the game simply declared a draw?))
It's possible. I dunno what happens then. I'll check the book, and if not I'll make something up.

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Only doing conversations which include meaningful chat.


Ask the troll why it is dressed like that and what position he plays. Then say a nice goodbye to the other team.
"I'm a Man of the Cloth, and I play Medic."

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