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((It was a reasonable assumption. Just wrong.))

Go into the building.

[5v5] That’s inconclusive. You slither towards the building before getting attacked by a worm-thing with weird wingy tentacle things. Huh.

Prepare for a subturn!

Wake up.

"What's going on? Where am I?"

You are being moved into an ambulance, scanned, etc.

[2] And you are not mutating.

"Hm... Kill somethin'? Well..." Rick shrugged as he went to go check out what exactly he's suppose to attack. "If'in this will help you I suppose..." His voice was rather unsure, although how he's making this sound is even more unsure because he has a worm head. Best not to dwell on such things though.

[5v5] That’s inconclusive. You creep forward and slither over a flat creature. It looks like a flat, gold-furred thingy with a tail, a feline leg, and a furry arm. That’s it! Kill it!

Prepare for a subturn!


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Use my right to a phone call to phone up my lawyer and ask her to get over here and represent me and stuff. Make damn sure to keep self blindfolded during the meeting with her if she's available.

[5] You call up your girlfriend/lawyer. She says she’ll be over “right away”.

[4] You yawn. You feel something ticklish inside your mouth. Feeling it, it seems to be a rubbery extra mouth with a jagged edge.

Punch a teller IN THE FACE. If anyone pulls a gun, teleport it out of their hands.

[1v4] You punch a wall near the teller. “OW!”

“Um...can I help--”

[2v2] You punch closer to the teller.

“Um, your sheet is--”

[3v5] You punch quite close to her, but she’s avoiding it. She slams on some kind of Panic Button. Which is not a gun, and teleporting it to you wouldn’t have helped.

[5] You shake your first, causing the water cooler to shake.

So Passion is awake enough.  Time to use this conversation for real now.


{s}"Are you well?"


"I'm cool, bro.  Hey, it's lunchtime- what say we get some grub?"


"A nice crisp salad would set me right."


"Rabbit food, bro?  Lame-o.  A burger would be totally righteous."


"That stuff will kill you."


"Ain't killed me yet, yo!"

(It helps if you remove the s...)

Go get lunch!  Find a nice cafe that serves healthy salads and unhealthy burgers. Logic will carry Passion if he's not awake enough to move.

“Hey, Passion, wake up...life...lunch...food...unhealthy burgers?”

[3+1] “Burgers? Unhealthy burgers? Wha?”

With this, the two yous stumble out towards the rescue teams.

[5,3;6,3] Oh, wow. That’s absurd. Anyways, Passion feels weak but Logic feels strong.


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attempt to shank the guy with my broken bottle until he leaves or is wounded to such an extent that he is forced to leave, pay for my beer and buy some pretzels to snack on.

[3v4] You miss. [1v6] He trips over a chair and knocks himself out on your head. [2] You are knocked out.

[1]

(wait, I can speak in tongues?)


Tell the doctor in ancient Greek the story of Medusa.

You babble at him. You think you might have been babbling in Greek about Medusa, but you might have been babbling in every language from Afrikaans to Yiddish about some recipies for blanket snakes.

[3] You grow pale. Really pale.

The worm thing was airborne, no way he could keep up with it now. And he felt the sudden need to sow discontent amongst Americans, despite this being strictly a retrieval mission. With this in mind, he goes looking for the kind of rural people who might harbor anti-institutional sentiments, that live in the woods. The CEO probably wouldn't get mad for him taking a little initiative before extraction.

[3] You locate signs of a rural road. Signs of not-civilization?

[6] Ooh, this is useful...but only notable around other people.


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Final statuses and NPC Actions are waiting for the Subturn.


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New thing: The Subturn! To be used when there may need to be some detailed interactions that can’t be handled in the several-minutes-a-turn structure of the rest of the game. Currently, the conflict between the Xants!

Sure.  Turn updated.

What's the going rate for grafting once you next teach it?

I'll let you know when I teach it again. I'll probably wait for a couple more students.
Probably something like 1 food or some kind of tool or a promise of a tech I don't have yet.

Retaliate with Ballistic Cake.

[6] Ballistic Cakes launched! Oh dear...

Bake Xantalos into a cake and throw him at Cheesecake

[6] Mm! Oh no!

Take over the Far Realm.

Quote from: ShadowDragon on April 29, 2013, 04:46:01 pm

Take over the Far Realm.

Aid action

[6+1] Oh dear oh dear.

USE MUSTACHE TO KILL ALL OTHER PLAYERS WITH SHEER BEAUTY

[6] Oh criminy.

Eat Xantalos when Furtuka throws him at me.

[5v4] OH CRIMI-FREAKIN-NEE!


Okay. Here's what happens. Xantalos gets baked into a cake. Cake!Xantalos gets hurled at Cheesecake along with many other cakes, causing a gestalt cakentity which promptly starts killing people with its mustache. This, along with Persus and ShadowDragon magenuking the Far Realm, causes divisions between the Realms to dissolve, a process merely slowed when Cheesecake devoured Xantalos.
To many: Respawn?

Create drugs!

What?

"Honor, eh? I can't imagine half of the downtown wanting you out unless you did something to get on their bad side."

"Some fights, but I've gathered that such things, or 'gang wars,' are not entirely uncommon."

"Well, pleasure to meet ya. I hope there's no hard feelings, seeing as we're gonna be trying to bash eachother's faces in tomorrow, yeah?"

"Pleasure to meet with you as well. Oh, look, another one of you wishes to speak with me."

((What would "B. M." Johnson know about what the Ronin have done from speaking with our employers?))

[?] You think that the gangs just hate them because of their honor, you know?

"Moby Godwinson, fellow outrider and the most knowledgable about english literature on this team. It's going to be a blast playing you guys."

"Can't be a stiff competition, neh? Anyways, glad to meet my rival-to-be. Glad to play ya."

Ask them for their numbers, then go talk with the leader.

You get their numbers.

"So, I'm Joey. I'm the boss of my boys here. You look like pretty decent people, so I just wanted to wish you luck. I'm pretty sure you can Brawl in other cities, too." Joey chuckles, then makes an "I'm sorry" gesture with his hands. "I'm kidding, I'm kidding. Seriously though, good luck. By the way, what're the girls' names and are they single?"

"I'll be glad to play you. Ah...that one," he points to the skinny one, "is Sleeper, and the other is ironically named Meat. I'm pretty sure Sleeper's single at the moment, but not Meat."

"I don't fraternize all that often with my teammates. I keep to myself off the field and that's my protocol."

"Ah. I's a shame, tha' is. He seems...int'restin'. Like som'n I knew in a past life, ya know? Anyhoo, know any'ne who would know 'im?"

Walk away.

You do.

"Well, I'm sorry if I offended you" Walk away

You do.

Assets: Can transform into liquid or gas, gravity control.
Vulnerabilities: Immature body, Vulnerability to peanut butter and poison.

I have a plan.

Impede the bank robbery by making a point of strong gravity above the robbers, trapping them on the ceiling! Turn into gaseous form to avoid getting shot at!