May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
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>Tilt cartridge, see what crazy shit happens.-1, ffs doesn't need more excuses to do crazy things.
PUT XANTALO'S SOUL OR THE EQUIVALENT ON TRIAL BEFORE HE CAN RESPAWN.[5] Trial get!
[2] Hm...Xantalos is a girl?PUT XANTALO'S SOUL OR THE EQUIVALENT ON TRIAL BEFORE HE CAN RESPAWN.Help find truth in trial.
((Ah, crap.))[1,3v1] Captain America doesn't even notice as you knock him over.
Find a random bad guy, and beat him unconscious with furniture.
Go colonise another planet.You don't have ships or authority.
Um, I can just join in, right?Yup.
Spawn as a large, anthropomorphic Cheesecake.[3] You respawn as the owner of a Cheesecake Factory in California.
Find out contents of peace treaty.[1] Nothing remotely suspicious! Except that the dice and random.org seem to be conspiring against you, of course.
Create a zombie plague on Earth.[2-1] You throw a corpse at someone and scare some Ghostbusters into busting you. Respawn?
Equip goblins with javelins, then position them on higher ground in position to attack from at least two sides, devising hiding spots up there for the entire lot. Suggest that five different goblins (preferably the best ones at this sort of thing) should aim for the leader while the rest aim at important-looking people - wizards, other magical people, healers, lieutenants and such, if there are any. If there aren't any, just try to hit less armored people in a crippling or fatal fashion.+1
Also, pick three or so goblins to play the part of screaming idiots, equip them with the crappy javelins and have them sneak up on the mercenaries and initiate a minor skirmish (aim for unarmored or magical people or the leader), then quickly retreat to the valley, hopefully luring the mercenaries there as well. But only do that in half an hour - the rest are to make more javelins in their hiding spots.
Ah well, I didn't have any ideas he wouldn't probably do anyways.Ciro: Give the spellbook to Slog after wrapping it in some convenient cloth or something to keep it dry. Then pick up the rifle and shoot if possible.We can't control Mega. He's not in the Party.
Rilitia: Parkour time! Jump down to the Met across the way!
Al: Pause a moment, then follow Rilitia. Try not to get impaled.
Slog: Look fashionable, because there's not a lot you can do. Or maybe jump off Ciro's head and slither towards the Met.
MM: Fly and blast, I guess.
uhUh,
seriously we just made a long ranged weapon and no-one wants to actually use it?
We could place the pickaxe on the altar. Maybe it gets a light ability. If we can't get any other lightsource yet, the orebaron isn't of much use at the moment.Emphasis mine. We're trying to think of something that will continue to be useful in the future.
Well, glad to know that the things can do a powered descent.For when falling is too slow?
Wait, if they're holding a meeting, that means their plans and stuff are both lying around. Completely unattended, presumably. Ripe for examination and possible theft, so to speak.I know a good plan when I see one.
So get on with the examination and theft already! Take something highly important from whatshisname's place and plant it in magicface's den while you're at it. That is, if they have places at all.
If they don't, just eavesdrop on the meeting.
