Fly/slither away from here to the woods nearby.
Perform ritual.
[1-2] You manage to get stuck. Okay, that really kinda sucks. [5-2] You crawl forward, towards a crack in the rubble. Once light falls on you, you feel better; absorbing it some feels great!
[1+2,7+1,2] No mutations, though.
You slither for the woods and perform a ritual. You get a sudden, vague image of the surrounding area lit up with a bunch of points of light.
Where am I?
You are in a pile of rubble, it seems. A bit with some breathing room, but not much else.
[6,3,4] You sprout a scorpionish tail and feel a little light-headed.
Rick investigates his the weird changes in his body. "I don't rightly know myself little buddy, I'm thinkin' this fella needs mah help for somthin'. You alright in thar?" He responded to the worm, before turning towards the giant snake and statue. "Well, uh, thank'ye kindly there pal, and I'd be more than happy tah help yah out. What would I be 'elping you with though?"
”I suppose...” You turn towards the place where you saw the statue and snake, but they’ve firmly vanished. You hear the voice.
Go down the road, and quickly! Oh, he’s getting better. Don’t exhaust yourself.[6,4,6] You kinda blink; the world seems brighter. This is substantiated by a glowing segment of your lower body.
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-amusing conversation again snipped-
Both: Dig out of the rubble with new Super Strength!
(You’ve already had super strength, we’ve just both forgotten it.)
[4+3+1] Soon enough, there isn’t rubble around you. Still rubble above you, though. [3,1] Logic manages to slip out, except a leg, but Passion is trapped.
Again.
[6,3;3,3] Logic feels something.
((Woot. Now I can walk up to stores and teleport their inventories onto the nearest person's head!))
Are you sure it works like that?
Keep driving and looking for a bank.
[4-1] You see a town. Maybe there’s a bank there? Better get off at the exit.
"Yes? You were saying? What am I wanted for questioning about, anyway?"
Ask, then make eye contact again.
“You’re wanted in part for your connection to a series of kidnappings and murders over the past month and in part for connection to more recent offenses, such a--” The cop is interrupted by turning to stone. The others, catching on, close their eyes and start shooting. They’ve evidently decided to count “turning officers to stone” as “lethal force” and are responding in kind.
[6-2v4;6-2v3] Several bullets from the exceptionally lucky cops hit you. About half graze you, but the rest strike more-or-less on-target. You’re suffering from acute lead poisoning, not a healthy condition.
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Get treatment.
You plead with the EMTs to do their jobs. They’re a bit insulted by your implication that they wouldn’t.
[1] No mutations.
buy beer, get drunk, mutate
[6] You find a bar to buy beer at.
“I’ve got a lot of money and want to blow it all on booze!” A big guy behind you decides to give you a blunt lesson on prudence, with his fist.
[6v1] You get punched firmly in the head; the guy shouts in pain. [5-1+2] You feel okay, though. You must have had too much alcohol before.
[1] No mutations.
Mr. Normal continues to observe, remaining undetected.
Hm. The guy seems to be talking to himself.
[3] You vomit a bit. Useful mutation, no?
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NPC Actions:
The EMTs carry wounded people to the ambulance and start driving for the hospital.
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Joe Bridger (Remuthra)
Physical State:
-Elderly
-Switchable Armored Skin (plasticky)
-Disintegrating Touch (tires)
-No Nose
-Bristley Hair
-??
-Tired and Woozy
-Roots
-Enhanced Hearing
-No Normal Legs
--Head on One Remaining Leg
---Left Eye in Left Ear
---Leg on Head
---Scarlet Eyes
-Three Arms
--Right Arm has two legs growing off of it
-Thin Skin
-Weak Respiratory System
-Echolocation
-Diabetic
-Stinging Tail
-??
-Head Wounded
Mental State:
-Dementia'd
-Psychometry
Inventory:
-Fedora
-Wraparound Shades
-Pink Bathrobe
--$50.00
--Notebook
--Falcon Treats
-Police Belt
--Taser
--Radio
--Handcuffs
--Pistol
---Bullets
-Falconing Glove
-Slippers
-City Map
-$0.25
Rick (Xanmyral)
Physical State:
-Overweight
-Tingling
-Sonic Blasts
-Long Left Tentacle (~+25%)
-Glider membranes from tentacles
-Wormy Head, Body, Etc--No legs, dextrous worm-tentacles for arms, worm head
-Vibrating Spine
-White Feathers
-White Down
-Feline Eyespots
-Glowing Body Segment
-??
Mental State:
-Annoyed
-Suddenly understands body language
-Something Moderately Useful
-Helpful Worm--Totem
-Can Control Water
Inventory:
-Jumpsuit (legs torn)
--Wallet
---IC
---$13.38
--7 Pennies, 2 Dimes
Xan(talos)
Physical State:
-Slight Malnourishment
-No sense of touch
-Secretes Numbing Slime
-Disease Immunity
-Regeneration
-Enhanced Balance
-Hemophilia
-Can turn into a (purple-bearded, dragon-snouted) dwarf
-Diffuse Circulation
-Amorphous and Flat
-Sensitive Draconic Snout
-??
-Gliding Sheets, Supporting Rods
-Green
-Amber hair on main body
-Awesome Reflexes
Mental State:
-Cultist
-Possession
-Knows a Ritual which takes a couple minutes and Detects something over several miles
-??
-Probably insane
Inventory:
-Broken Knife
-Filthy Bathrobe
--$100.00
-Sweatpants
--Wallet
---$2.48
Alexandra (Greenstarfanatic)
Physical State:
-
Short, Thin
-Farsighted
-9'7"
-Unstable Density
Mental State:
-Intelligent
-Magnetic Control
-??
-Lightening Ray (as in lowered density, not electricity)
-Ritual
-Tripping
-Object Teleportation
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Labcoat
-Green Shirt
-Pants
--Wallet
---ID
---Driver's License
---$61.32
--$0.83
--Keys
-Shoes
-Giant Motorcycle
Thrak (Toaster)
Physical State:
-Bifurcated Spiritually
-
Gangly Skeletal
-Blank, Skull-like Head
-Angerpire
-No Smell or Taste
-Tough
-Frail from Skeletalness
-Slowed Something
-Can Teleport Objects Into Hand
-Super Strength! (With 30% more Super for Logic!)
-Logic: Create Toxic Smoke
; ??
-Passion: ??
-Mutating Quadrupally
-Bruised Not-A-Mouth
-Caged!
Mental State:
-Foolish
-Transhumanist
Inventory:
-Hoodie
--$50
-Lewd T-shirt
-Jeans
-Sneakers
Walther (Harry Baldman)
Physical State:
-Muscular
-Luminescent
-Water-Dependant
-Petrifying Gaze
-
ALPMental State:
-Crazy
-Lightbender
-Annoyingly Telepathic
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Robes
--$50.15
--Parking Ticket ($50)
-Socks
-Sandals
Greg (Unholy_Pariah)
Physical State:
-Malnourished but Sated
-Filthy
-??
Mental State:
-Transhumanist
-Lucid Dreamer
-??
Inventory:
-Used Sweater
-Old T-Shirt
-Nice Watch
-Goodwill Sweat Pants
--"Found" Wallet
---$80
-Beaten-up Boots
-Beer Bottle
-Empty Cookie Package
Mr. Normal (HugoLuman)
Physical State:
-Normal
-Not At All Suspicious
-Vomits @will
Mental State:
-Normal
-Not At All Suspicious
-Waves Crash Sometimes
-Dyslexic
Inventory:
-Clean gray hat
-Clean gray suit
--Cell Phone
--Absolutely a Fridge Magnet
--Nothing weird about this Stapler
--$50.00
-Bombless Shoes
William Snow (Persus13)
Physical State:
-Skinny
-Broken Bones
-Lacerations
Mental State:
-Reckless
-Great Spatial Sense
-Great Sense of Self
-Must have VENGEANCE!
Inventory:
-Baseball Cap
-T-shirt, Dirty
-Jeans
--Driver's License
--$54.11
-Socks
-Sneakers
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Nice turn, as always.
