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Roll To Dodge / Re: Linguists and Wyverns
« on: April 21, 2013, 08:32:55 pm »
"What would you suggest doing, going in the back door?"
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« on: April 21, 2013, 08:32:23 pm »
Shall we leave someone with instructions on what to do should we not return?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Brawl: Welcome to the Sixth World, Chummer
« on: April 21, 2013, 08:25:51 pm »
The part where I thought you were still a dwarf. My bad.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Linguists and Wyverns
« on: April 21, 2013, 08:24:36 pm »
"Let's head for the Goatlugs, shall we?"
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Brawl: Welcome to the Sixth World, Chummer
« on: April 21, 2013, 08:14:43 pm »
Your priorities are still messed up.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism VII: April Afterlife Antics
« on: April 21, 2013, 07:57:19 pm »Go help my army and tell the court to speed up proceedings a little so I can get more recruits
[3] The procedures are rushed. Your army's ranks are replaced more than fast enough to replace the ones being smacked about by Valkyries and that one guy eaten by a Far Realm being.Go help my army and tell the court to speed up proceedings a little so I can get more recruitsAid action as lawyer.
Sigh and assist Shadow Dragon's invasion of Valhalla.
Send the forces of the far realm to attack Valhalla.vs
Activate Aesir weaponry
Use it to wipe out invading army
Quote from: Odin
Valhallans: ATTACK![1,1] The Forces of the Far Realm rebel and form a third force; the Aesir weaponry explodes, proving that drunken warriors are not the best mechanics. (Shoulda shelled out for the dark elf maintenance staff, Odin!)
[5v4-1v1] The Everlord's army is essentially victorious, annihilating the Far Realms critters and routing the depleted Valhallan forces.
Aw."It's Stacy. Stacy Deathsatan."
Ask the random NPC what his name is.
Fly into a plane.[4v2;5] You do. Respawn?
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P.S. Remember, if this gets into the Hall of Fame, you get ONE TURN where everything succeeds!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Brawl: Welcome to the Sixth World, Chummer
« on: April 21, 2013, 07:01:17 pm »
You don't have a limit nor requirement on starting cyberware. Could you point to the passage that suggests you do?
And...eyes with teeth? Huh?
And...eyes with teeth? Huh?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: WizardQuest: The Quest to be a Wizard
« on: April 21, 2013, 06:59:42 pm »
Take a sword from the wall. Wonder what happened to the color--the hilt should be red!
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Roll To Dodge / Turn 24
« on: April 21, 2013, 06:53:52 pm »
Regain consciousness.
The dice do not like me apparently.
They never have.
[1] They really really hate you.
[5,1] Mutation!
"Hurm.... Well, I'mma thinkin' we won't be findin' no new followers here. Thinkin' we should head to some place more full 'o people, things probably died down by now. Although there was that thunderin' a while back, but I'm sure it was just nothin'. Hm... First though, Imma gonna mark this place." Rick takes his now useless shoes and ties the strings together, then tries to toss it on a branch to get it to hang there. "There, now if'in we wanna come back we just gotta look for tha shoes. Now to try and find civilization, and people to show the proper way of the worm."
”Sounds like a plan!”
[1] You march off as much as a wormy creature can march! ”Where are we?” You’re...not sure.
[5,4] You grow soft, pinkish-orangish down. ”You’re sure you haven’t been cheating on me with some bird totem?”
Use snout to sniff out living beings. Kill them.
You sniff. You find a technically-alive person and smother him. Or maybe her. What now?
[5+2,2,3,2;5+1;7] You flatten, pretty thin at the edges, with some hard struts. You might be able to glide, if you could get high. You also shift green and feel a bit weak, sprout amberish hair on your back. You discover the ability to shift stuff about and corresponding swift reflexes when you accidentally drop a chunk of rubble almost on yourself.
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Dive into a creek (or, if possible, a nearby, larger river) and swim downstream, preferably away from here.
[1+1] You can’t find the creek! You hear some people coming out of the police station!
Try to wriggle out of rubble. Pray for helpful mutations.
[1] “Ggh! Mm!” You cause the rubble to shift, crushing you.
MOOOOOOOOORE willing the mode lock out of existence!
[2-2] You’re completely mindless and therefore can’t be played. Given up yet?
Now I need two flavors of flavor.
"I say, we're in a deuced pickle here!"
"Bro, can the fancy-talk, we gotta ACT!"
Logic: Consider the situation
Passion: Chuck Logic through the cage
[1] Logic decides that it’s hopeless. [2v2] Passion and Logic struggle.
DRIVE OFF! Maybe use my magnetic powers to make the Gas Station blow up or something somehow.
[5-1] You drive off and pull out onto the highway! You do not make the rest stop explode.
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Try to wriggle out of rubble. Pray for helpful mutations.
Same here
Hopefully with more success. [5] Successfully with more success. You squirm out into the lobby, which is merely devastated rather than collapsed.
[5] You must have VENGEANCE on these people!
Taking his handkerchief out of his pocket, Mr. Normal finds he can now scarcely read the intricate print on his operations map. The landmarks were still legible, but there was no way of telling which way the map was supposed to be held without reading words. With no other alternative, he destroys the map and looks for someone in these woods to give him directions to a certain landmark.
[5] You find a ranger’s cabin. Knocking on the door, you ask how to get to [5] Gethercole Pond. [3] “Um, it’s about that ways a few miles.”
[8] “Tank you, gud sir.” You shake his hand, causing yours to drop off. “Interestink...” You put it back on. “Um, your hand...um...”
sift through the rubble looking for a safe, use super hearing to crack rotary lock, loot everything
[5] You somehow manage to find a safe in the rubble and [4] manage to open it after a few attempts. Within is...[3] a few $20-dollar bills and a nice watch.
[8] Wow. Just wow.
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NPC Actions:
Emergency personnel arrive at the rubble-pile.
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Spoiler: Statuses (click to show/hide)
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Nice. Maybe there’ll be enough people dead by the next “experiment” to balance out the new players!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Looter's Delight: An Adventure with Treasure! Well Damn...
« on: April 21, 2013, 06:46:36 pm »Aw...I was hoping I could supervillain-takeover the Bookwyrm! Maybe if I kept some respawning, low-Badassery minions around...Also, not that I'm complaining, but shouldn't the bad loot actually have some consequences? As it is it's rather OP for Osborn getting awesome loot with no negative consequences and his bonuses to other stats.Oh, it has some consequences alright. He was statted to deal with the book, but if you couldn't tell from the last round, the bookwyrm attacks whoever has the lowest badassery. Now, it doesn't matter if you roll a 6+6+10 for badassery. If you're the only one around, that's still the lowest.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: A Beginner's Guide: Is it getting hot in here?
« on: April 21, 2013, 05:06:00 pm »
Your roll to learn cooking is right here: [27+1] You know how to cook and use this knowledge to make a Cooked-Red-Meat-Sandwich! [19-3][+6 Nutrition, +2 Protein] It's okay. It makes you feel pretty full. And beefy. Get it? Ha ha.
You return to the bedroom and take a nap.
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Why is it so hot in here? You feel thirsty.
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The plot thickens!
You return to the bedroom and take a nap.
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/++x\
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Why is it so hot in here? You feel thirsty.
Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)
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The plot thickens!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Looter's Delight: An Adventure with Treasure! Well Damn...
« on: April 21, 2013, 04:49:44 pm »Also, not that I'm complaining, but shouldn't the bad loot actually have some consequences? As it is it's rather OP for Osborn getting awesome loot with no negative consequences and his bonuses to other stats.Agreed.
Hence why Dark is capitalizing on this new bandwagon.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Looter's Delight: An Adventure with Treasure! Well Damn...
« on: April 21, 2013, 04:16:03 pm »31439
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« on: April 21, 2013, 04:00:53 pm »
I was thinking that we'd be implying we'd be madmen...but a point you have. Drop that bit, or modify it. Rebels? Traitors? Those aren't much better.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are an Urban Vigilante (A Suggestion Game)
« on: April 21, 2013, 03:53:19 pm »
Firstly, see if we can use the Gauntlet and the armor at the same time.
Or we could try just the armor first, then them both.
Or we could try just the armor first, then them both.