Oh, thought that was a hallucination. Melt a hole in the back of the van to let me escape.
You can’t melt, but you CAN disintegrate. [5] You manage to avoid dying as the van disintegrates. [4] Something good happens, or rather something bad does not.
[5,5] You mutate, but are too unconscious to notice.
Eat meaty bits that are doubtlessly around the kitchen intended for the soup, then burst out of the building with my square cube law'd super strength like goddamn godzilla.
You REALLY want to invoke the Square/Cube Law?
[5,3+1] You manage to find and grab some largish chunks of meat, [6+3-2] and then stand up through the ceiling. Unfortunately, the whole building seems to crumble around you. [1] You are crushed in the rubble, lethally.
GET MUTAGEN
HEAL
GET BANDAGES
“Gimme that!” [4] You grab some mutagen and stick it in your veins. Aw yeah! [4] You also bandage your wound, just in time to [5] see that the building is collapsing and dive into a corner where the rubble doesn’t crush you.
[3+2,3;3+1;8] You shapechange into a dwarf, making you look positively normal with just a vivacious violet beard. You also get an ability I can’t express until a foreigner talks and feel your heart’s beating stop for a moment before your whole body starts pulsing.
Rick continues heading towards shore with help of water bendingx3. "Sure there little buddy, I'll be tryin' my best for that. How do I do that though, just ask someone? Also, you knowin' how I can stop these changes though? I'd rather not get any, well, weirder. Not that I supposin' I could, comparin' to normal people."
You make it to shore.
"Um, I suppose you'd just show them why you're a better shaman to follow than their old tribe's shaman, or best their chief in single combat perhaps, but that doesn't seem to be your forte. As to stop your...weirdness...well, what caused it?"[4,2] Your head turns a nice emerald hue. Ooh.
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"Bros, you gonna pay!"
Teleport nearest scientist into hand. Shake them around until I can feed from their anger!
[4-3] You are the latest in the line of mutants to fail horribly due to not understanding how your powers work. You do, however, grab a brick, which probably wasn’t enough to cause the room to collapse...yet collapse it does. [2+1] Being protected by the cage, you were in minimal peril, and the bits of rubble that hit you bounced off. Weird.
Pick up the guy by the neck and perform the ritual. Hopefully it helps me get the keus. If not, attempt pickpocketing.
You mutter the ritual. You detect violent intentions in him, [5v6+1] giving you a chance to throw him into a nearby vehicle. You notice some cops.
Start to punch then again, and when I'm about to hit them, recoil and run away! This is for maximum confusion.
You hurry off down the corridor. This is interrupted when the building starts to collapse. [2] You are pinned under some rubble. It is quite painful.
Give up and go quietly with the police, citing my right to remain silent and right to an attorney.
You meekly wander into the police station with your hands up. “I surrender, I have a right to remain silent and have an attorney.”
The secretary looks up. “Wait, you surrender your right to remain silent and have an attorney? Using an insanity defense, are you?”
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Wake up. See how i've changed.
You notice an acute spatial sense, which serves you well as you [2] are crushed and immobilized under a pile of rubble from the collapsing building.
[3] Your newest mutation is a bunch of fear.
I feel extremely sober, now wheres my booze?
continuously demand booze and/or cookies
“I want booze! I want booze! I want cookies! I want booze! And/or cookies! I want--” [6] You get knocked out of the window and knocked out. A moment later, you awake. “Booze!”
[1] You don’t change.
Suddenly, Mr. Normal hears someone whispering hideous insults in the language of the Uncleland. Confused as to why someone would make a serum to do this, he quietly calls his superiors for further instructions.
[4] Using a surreptitious communication device, he hears the following message: [6] "Thank you for activating the self-destruct function. This device will now self-destruct." You suddenly vanish and reappear with a sound of waves, but without the communicator in your hand.
[6] Pulling out your emergency communicator, you discover crippling immunity.
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NPC Actions:
Heads turn across the city as the building collapses. There’s a pause in all activities, only about a second for those doing things like fights, heart surgery, or video games, but almost a minute for others. Nice.
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Joe Bridger (Remuthra)
Physical State:
-Elderly
-Switchable Armored Skin (plasticky)
-Disintegrating Touch (tires)
-No Nose
-Bristley Hair
-??
-Tired and Woozy
-Roots
-Enhanced Hearing
-No Normal Legs
--Head on One Remaining Leg
---Left Eye in Left Ear
---Leg on Head
-Three Arms
--Right Arm has two legs growing off of it
-Thin Skin
-Weak Respiratory System
-Echolocation
-??
-Head Wounded
-Unconscious
Mental State:
-Dementia'd
-Psychometry
Inventory:
-Fedora
-Wraparound Shades
-Pink Bathrobe
--$50.00
--Notebook
--Falcon Treats
-Police Belt
--Taser
--Radio
--Handcuffs
--Pistol
---Bullets
-Falconing Glove
-Slippers
-City Map
-$0.25
Rick (Xanmyral)
Physical State:
-Overweight
-Emerald-colored Face
-Tingling
-Sonic Blasts
-Long Left Tentacle (~+25%)
-Glider membranes from tentacles
-Wormy Head, Body, Etc--No legs, dextrous worm-tentacles for arms, worm head
-Vibrating Spine
-Vermilion Feathers
Mental State:
-Annoyed
-Suddenly understands body language
-Something Moderately Useful
-Helpful Worm--Totem
-Can Control Water
Inventory:
-Jumpsuit (legs torn)
--Wallet
---IC
---$13.38
--7 Pennies, 2 Dimes
-Shoes
Xan(talos)
Physical State:
-Slight Malnourishment
-Long, Finned Tail
-No sense of touch
-Secretes Numbing Slime
-Roots (toes, growing from shoulders)
--Improve Smell, Can Taste
-Disease Immunity
-Nictating Membranes
-Long, Purple Fur on Head, Back, Upper Arms
-Regeneration
-Enhanced Balance
-Tentacles
-Woody Arms
-Yellow-Green Scales
-Hemophilia
-Dorsal Fin
-Can turn into a (purple-bearded) dwarf
-Diffuse Circulation
-Cut Shin (partly healed)
-Bleeding Cut on Upper Arm
Mental State:
-Cultist
-Possession
-Knows a Ritual
-??
-Probably insane
Inventory:
-Broken Knife
-Filthy Bathrobe
--$100.00
-Sweatpants
--Wallet
---$2.48
Alexandra (Greenstarfanatic)
Physical State:
-
Short, Thin
-Farsighted
-9'7"
-Unstable Density
Mental State:
-Intelligent
-Magnetic Control
-??
-Lightening Ray (as in lowered density, not electricity)
-Ritual
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Labcoat
-Green Shirt
-Pants
--Wallet
---ID
---Driver's License
---$61.32
--$0.83
--Keys
-Shoes
That Guy (superBLAST)
Physical State:
-Average
-Wounded Hand
-Shapeshifting (simplish items only)
-Super Strength
-Mode Lock: Chunk of Metal
-Caged!
Mental State:
-Psychotic
Inventory:
-Straightjacket
-Sweatpants, Matching
--$50.00
--Newspaper Clipping
The Pirate (borno)
Physical State:
-Short Round
-Slightly Ill
-Confusing Touch (if so desired, to anyone touching him)
-Kasplodey Touch
Mental State:
-Thinks he's a pirate
-Likes Limes
-Fear Sense
Inventory:
-Cheap Tricorne
-Eyepatch
-Leather Jacket
-T-shirt
-Plastic Hook
-Jeans
--Wallet
---$52.25
-Boots
Thrak (Toaster)
Physical State:
-
Gangly Skeletal
-Blank, Skull-like Head
-Angerpire
-No Smell or Taste
-Tough
-Frail from Skeletalness
-Slowed Something
-Can Teleport Objects Into Hand
-Super Strength!
-Mutating Quadrupally
-Bruised Not-A-Mouth
-Caged!
Mental State:
-Foolish
-Transhumanist
Inventory:
-Hoodie
--$50
-Lewd T-shirt
-Jeans
-Sneakers
Walther (Harry Baldman)
Physical State:
-Muscular
-Luminescent
-Water-Dependant
Mental State:
-Crazy
-Lightbender
-Annoyingly Telepathic
Inventory:
-Glasses
-Robes
--$50.15
--Parking Ticket ($50)
-Socks
-Sandals
Greg (Unholy_Pariah)
Physical State:
-Malnourished but Sated
-Filthy
Mental State:
-Transhumanist
-??
Inventory:
-Used Sweater
-Old T-Shirt
-Goodwill Sweat Pants
--"Found" Wallet
---Emptiness
-Beaten-up Boots
-Beer Bottle
-Empty Cookie Package
Mr. Normal (HugoLuman)
Physical State:
-Normal
-Not At All Suspicious
-Einhanded
-Unconscious
Mental State:
-Normal
-Not At All Suspicious
-Waves Crash Sometimes
-Dyslexic
Inventory:
-Clean gray hat
-Clean gray suit
--Cell Phone
--Absolutely a Fridge Magnet
--Nothing weird about this Stapler
--$50.00
-Bombless Shoes
William Snow (Persus13)
Physical State:
-Skinny
Mental State:
-Reckless
-Great Spatial Sense
Inventory:
-Baseball Cap
-T-shirt, Dirty
-Jeans
--Driver's License
--$54.11
-Socks
-Sneakers
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I still don't remember.
Derm derm'd it good. At least he was the only immediate casualty.
