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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 16, 2013, 05:53:33 pm

Dear peoples of Earth:

The Sky Lords are also willing to make their services available for contract. Contract us if interested.

Sincerely,
The Sky Lords.

P.S. Bear in mind that we italics do end italics have fully functional orbitarcologies already, and therefore may be more qualified than the quote New Dominion end quote would be.

To the Sky Lords,

How much?

-The Khan of Mongolia

Dear Khan,
Please excuse the rather buggy appearance of this message, as we are currently attempting to overhaul our new international messaging system.

As to price, that would depend on what it was you wished and what you intended to pay in. Please respond with all possible speed.

Sincerely,
The Sky Lords.

"On the other hand, if my minion were incinerated, I would have a dozen others in a convenient bag, whereas you cannot carry a single spare zombie. And while poison cannot affect zombies, nor are zombies dextrous or agile enough to kill snakes. Furthermore, my minion is intended in a support role; snakes, being...snakes, are fully capable of impeding one's ability to move by, say, constricting their ankles together, allowing the main combat troops to dispatch them much more easily. And say what you will about reanimating partial creatures, but I don't think a zombie torso, hand, and head is particularly threatening at all.

"Oh, and my minion doesn't need me to command it; I can give it to a friend or ally or customer and they can use it."

Dear peoples of Earth:

The Sky Lords are also willing to make their services available for contract. Contract us if interested.

Sincerely,
The Sky Lords.

P.S. Bear in mind that we italics do end italics have fully functional orbitarcologies already, and therefore may be more qualified than the quote New Dominion end quote would be.

*five minutes later*

"...Why did we send it like this?"
"What do you mean, sir?"
"We need to update the messaging system."
"Yes, sir...what do you have in mind?"
"For starters..."

(No, because it works on an experience basis. It starts out at lvl 1(0/3) you got 3 points so you went to 2(0/3)

Ah.

Move now, before Sir Owen can react. Swear fealty to Count Arthur Foles and publish his claim among all the other vassals asking them for their allegiance to him. Let the Duke know about the true Count of Folesden. Call up the troops, and bring any other vassals who are willing to come, march on Folesden, depose the false count.

-1

I suggest we let our rumors stew over the winter like suggested above, and only once his claim is weakened make our final move. Maybe in the early spring.

We've only got 10 mana? Yeah, we're not making anything tonight.

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Quote from: Corai on April 15, 2013, 08:37:42 pm

Okay, this is what  I say.

Dump Slog.

Move him to an inactive party member slot or somesuch. He's useless and adorable. Controlling a healer would be better.

Why would we dump him BEFORE we have a healer?

Because he hasn't been terribly useful?
But I agree, it's a bit premature. Maybe he can perform a heroic sacrifice.

We have slots for inactive party members you know.

Judging by nearly all of Slog's actions last combat, we need to tell Slog he isn't in such a slot.

I kid, but seriously...

Eh, FFS did say he just rolled really badly for the li'l guy.

And we'll never forget it.

Besides, it's just so...in-character for Slog!

You think that, but that was the first time we really saw Slog in action. It was the first character we saw from him, and you guys go back to that. His character is that orphan blob who just wanted a meal and can turn into one of the best of people if treated right.

An orphan blob with ADD, maybe ADHD, yeah. And define "best"...

((Probably not.))

"That...was...AWESOME!"

Do it again, but give the dinosaurs flight and firebreathing and intelligence and stuff!