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Has the GRAT IMAGE OF LEADER's VISAGE been done yet, or have you forgotten about this?

I remembered, my computer just died a while back. It's back now.

It also ate my update, which included such useful gems as my miners causing caveins, which caused minor injuries to the one and broken bones to the other.


I'm starting to think I should abandon and/or we should try something...less boring. Making a giant dwarf head jutting out of the mountain sounds awesome, but it's boring to actually do.

Remember that in Dwarf Fortress, unlike many games, clothes are not grown in the womb. Children have to obtain their own clothing after they are born and ideally before they go insane.

Punch him with the Gauntleted hand.

Become Ray Amsley
Self and defense bad guys to death

[5] You change your name legally and start developing the arts of Self and Defense.

At a rate of 1 people dying every 3 second, and considering how selfish people are. I just have to wait. Maybe some natural desaster will occur to speed up the process.

You wait. [5] You now have almost a hundred applications.

Respawn as Odysseus.

[5] You respawn as Odysseus right after defeating Troy. You wonder where all your crew and your ship went.

You skipped my action.
Become alive again.

[4] You crawl out of Hell, glancing over your shoulder as you leave.

Reveal myself to be a pirate demon-slayer. Demon-slay.

Aid action.

[4] You draw a silvered cutlass from the captain's compartment and start chanting an anti-demon spell. [4+1] You two slay all the demons that you don't banish or scare off. "Next time, Pirate! Next time..."

Call for help while running into base.

[6] "Help! Help! He--" Thud! You run, literally, into the base. Ouch.

try to find out what the hell is going on.

I'm not even sure. Well, there's five people (Tavik Toth, Persus, ShadowDragon, an NPC crippled witch, and a child whose demons seem to have been driven out...) who have found an abandoned base. Also, Furtaka is running an army of ghosts which is chosen from the ranks of those who aren't going to Heaven or Hell due to his work, ShadowDragon's in it, some people are escaping from Hell, Xantalos is doing...something, all sorts of people are doing stuff...

With the aid of the lawyers, who are as excellent and/or numerous as my rolling a 5 implies, devise a class-action lawsuit against all souls in Hell arguing that their imprisonment was unlawful and immoral, as not only were they unable to testify in any kind of court or with any kind of representation, but many of them were stuck in Hell for an eternal sentence for such petty crimes as not following the precepts of a certain religion, among other issues. Present this case in Celestial Court before a jury including such characters as the Serpent in the garden of Eden, Quetzelcoatl, and Job, attempting to get the court to order Hell to be dissolved and all inmates allowed into Heaven.

You consider trying to summon a jar of Insta-Muscles, but decide to wait a bit. That would require getting a jar of something, and giving it the trait of giving you muscles, and you're not sure about that.

You decide to get to mining. [9-5] You chip at the surface, but not much stuff gets removed. The pick slips, stabbing you in the foot! [1d8+1=6 damage] Ow! Hey, a new attribute!


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Alright, I'm going to ask for more agreements before trying that muscle thingy.

Oh, and:

Use maximum creativity to create ourselves godlike psychic powers.

Not happening.

"Come on! We can get these fools to stop attacking us and driving off our dwarven friends!"

Bite at Marshy. Try to get the forelimb to attack Fluffy. Wonder what the dwarves are doing.

"Huh? Whot am I doin' heah?"

Determine if I can carve circles in the floor with my hand-scythe thing. If so, carve the word "Elbereth" in the ground. Because why not.