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Locate a dead branch which will easily fall and a stable place to dislodge it from.

Wait for the Beast or another enemy to walk under it and drop the branch onto them, without falling. In the meantime, grab some more big leaves.


Avoid getting hit with an arrow.

If you're feeling...interesting, make it turn them into a creature that boils at room temperature.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 14, 2013, 01:33:24 pm

Quote from: Tavik Toth on April 14, 2013, 01:10:05 pm

"SILENCE! Don't make me turn you two into mooks!"

"I'm dead; until I come back you can't touch me!"

He just said that. Do you have any idea what this means for you now? You just claimed invulnerability. No matter how temporary, I am now obligated by an untold number of philosophical arguments to hunt down and murder whatever metaphysical presence you have. Now to set up options.

• Dystopian society for the erasure from existence via Big Brother and rewriting of history books.
• Literally destroying any impact you had via... ugh... time-fuckery.
• Erasing you with the power of "Erase GWG from existence"-level minimalism.
• Just destroy the planet with everyone who knows you on it.

Because the power of Irony, Rule of Funny, and my own cynical breed of Dramatic Convenience demand it.

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Personally, I'm thinking the last one. Sounds easiest. I think it was Xantalos who put out a patent on time-based shananigans, and the dystopia sounds like it could end in myriad horrible ways. Plus, I have been waiting for far too long to make an Exterminatus speech.


Alternate Script:

Challenge Accepted.

None of those involve physical contact, so even if you somehow did all four you wouldn't have touched me.


But I like my previous character!
Respawn as my previous character, who I liked. If this fails, locate some good lawyers.

Well, god, we've got a couple partial spellcasters. But unless I'm going to be playing cleric 24/7 or we can subsist on four to six cure light wounds spells a day, we could still use a healer.

Heh, with Willfor's campaign being only sundays, I have time for another game. In with a Suel Archanamach(or failing that, a proper magic user for vaporizing armies )

Well, let's see...

We already have a rogue, a mostly-tank, and someone who can almost-do anything except survive long in melee combat. (I'm also a bit starved for magic items, due to spending almost half my money on a Portable Hole to store all my stuff in and much of the rest on duplicate weapons and such...)
What's a Suel Archanamach?

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 14, 2013, 04:43:25 pm

Well, until the GM says that hiding does nothing I don't buy it, and since I've already been hiding I have a very good reason to be annoyed if he doesn't inform me of this until I get attacked by someone who didn't even try to find me.

For the past few turns you've been focusing on healing, not hiding.

Hide somewhere and treat my wounds.

Stay hidden. Perhaps try to find a better hiding spot.

See if I can find a plant to act as an antidote to this poison.

False, unless "and" means "unless the GM wants me to" and "stay hidden" means "don't worry about hiding".

That's almost a third more than me.

And if I hadn't taken the Quick trait I'd be only 5 HP behind.


We may be in trouble on the tank front. (Making this a sort of anti-AWA)

Eh, I should have enough HP for you guys to get by.

Oh, I hope so...