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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 13, 2013, 10:27:14 pm

Imply to the GM that if I do not come back to life soon I will begin trying to derm everything from the afterlife.

Counterpoint: Everything is dermed to a point where nothing can be dermed anymore, bringing us to a point of stability. Additional derming is superfluous.

Countercounterpoint: If everything was derm'd to that point, previous experience suggests it would need to be derm'd past the point at which the game world ceases to exist, possibly far beyond said point. As there is still a game world, said point has not been reached. Hence, derming further is possible.

Well...I daresay that the miners would have to be TRYING to make it a worse minefield than orbit is going to be. There's already thousands of little bits of debris littering Earth's orbit, and we're barely in the space age.

You curse the Dice Gods and shoot your lasers everywhere. [21-5] You zap at the policemen (zap zap zap!) and some other stuff, although sadly without zapping sound effects. [30!] You've learned a lot about eye lasers. Overall, you manage to slip past the policemen and sprint down the road.
The policemen have cars. Oh dear. You clutch your chest and collapse.

You awake in a bag. It is very dark.

Leave Hell.

[6] You shoot past the demons and onto Earth. Ha-HA! ...Oh wait, you're still dead. You're just a ghost. Phooey.

keep waiting.

You're starting to suspect that nothing is going to happen if you just keep waiting, because I just told you so.

Upgrade security in purgatory

[6] You promptly turn Purgatory into a paramilitary place run by God. He tosses all people with slight violations into Hell, barring impressive bribes. So now only people who paid the Church a lot of money have a chance of getting into Heaven. Smooth.

...

Kill myself.

[5] You...succeed. Respawn?

STOP
HAMMERTIME

[4] What was I even rolling that for?
I guess everyone breaks out the hammers and smashes some clocks.

look for a nemisis

[6] You find a Mortal Enemy--a demon, searching for a ghost. You're in his way.

Ooh. That makes this more practical!

Standard WBL?
Rolling for HP, average, or maximum?
Etc?

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I'm thinking of rolling up a changeling Bard/Chameleon. Thoughts?

...True, I guess.

Exit stasis. Examine room I'm in. Determine state of self, for instance if I am still alive.

((The Art of Minimalism is longer, if you ignore the fact that it got enderm'd six times. And since RtDtL is more of 9 successive RtD's using the same thread...))

Also: WHEDON! WHEDON! WHEDON!

Ahem.

Get someone else to write. Maybe someone who was a fan beck before The Chick was cool and after I was. Come back to life.

Imply to the GM that if I do not come back to life soon I will begin trying to derm everything from the afterlife.