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So, do you want to cancel the current scouting trip which is checking out the local area and instead send them with the guard over to the temple to check things out?Sure!
become a superhero with a pirate theme.[5] Arr! Ye become The Pirate! Ye just wasted a Five, me heartie!
Pick up card guards...As opposed to?
Play Solitaire with self
Make sure I am Gandalf by zapping the FB with wizardly powers.Um...fly, you fool! [6] Not literally! You can't liter--Respawn?
If that doesn't work, fly!
Present evidence: Gun and bullets.[4] You switched scenes! [6] Evidence presented! The judge thinks you're threatening him and throws both you and your client in Hell!
Continue waiting.Doo dee doo...
Send my minions to rescue Fireiy.They run off. A moment later, he runs in brandishing a gun and gets you both thrown in Hell. Nice going, Phoenix!
"Eh, doctor, how long are we the waiting for to begin? I am good and legal volunteer, happy for eager to the beginning of thing!"You don't do patience, do you?
Walk to the free clinic to get myself fixed up.[6] You break out of the car and [2] fall on where your face used to be.
My only recourse is to throw the cooks into the pot and then irradiate the hell out of it.[3+1v6] The cooks evade your grasp, so you just irradiate them. [6+1] They are unaffected.
Steal guy's clothing, walk off in search of adventure.[2,2] You both lay on the ground, exhausted.
demand rerolls due to obviously faulty dice, successfully survive long enough for police to shoot me[6] You...um...um...get even more dead once the police arrive. Yeah.
Its worth a shot at least
Rick pants as he leans against a tree. "Right... Right... Okay... Well then, little buddy, any suggestions? Seemin' I'm in the free. For now. What exactly did 'ja mean tha I was ina tribe or somethin'? He checks over his belongings and checks for his new mutations. "Well... Less and less I look like mah old self. Anyhow, I'm thinking I should probably find a place with water... Lots of it. You know of any?""I mean that you are apparently the last or only member of a tribe I was once the totem for. The mighty Earthworm Tribe...okay I'm lying, it was pathetic. It was wiped out by the Robin Tribe. THE ROBIN TRIBE! It was terrible. I had no tribe and, frankly, it's hard to find a shaman who wants to be able to channel Earthworm. Eagle and Bear and Wolf and all the other 'cool' animals took all the good shamans, and the rest would hold out for being more than the sole shaman of a pathetic creature, with the ability to burrow through the ground. No shaman, no tribe, nothing to do. So I found ways to amuse myself, sometimes try to help some people--it's how Coyote gets his shamen. But that didn't work; no one feared my wrath or wanted to admit they were helped by a worm. Then I found myself here, finally with a tribe member! So. Water. Maybe there's a lake somewhere? This place is weird. I'm definitely not anywhere I've been, or even know of."
((Cagers? When then cagers arrive? All I remeber is there is a sercuity gaurd I'm trying to kill.))They came in, saw you turning into a metal tube, and stuck you in the cage just in case.
'Right.... I'm not going on one of my mind trips and I really am a metal tube.... well this is weird. Let's try something else! Some more.... destructive.'[3-2] You turn into a crumpled chunk of metal...hey, you can't turn back!
Turn into a robot! A really strong robot with fingers that fire bullets like a SMG! Proceed to break out of the cage I'm in and start killing/shooting nearest people!
"Don't make me go all WWE up in yo asses, bitches!"[1v2+1] You jump into the cage, shouting about how you're going to go all WWE on crap.
Wrestle THEM into the cage!
Dammit. Be Un-Lost.[5] You find a rest stop near a rental car place. What luck, they seem to have large vehicles!
"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO ESCAPE THIS TIME!"[4v1] Slap! He doesn't explode. Must not work on people. He does, however, fall down. [5v3] However, you are wrestled towards and just about into a cage.
Slappity slap that guy. Explode his face off.
"Very well. If your mind is not open to the word of our Lord, you have only yourself to blame. Goodbye."You wander off and find [4-1] an abandoned campground.
Leave, go look for some other noteworthy place of residence in the woods.
Which is why I didn't hire you."I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means 'no'."I'll be Head Scientist for the super-serum projectHire him.
"Salary is zero, benefits negligible, but we've got good bonuses and great intangibles!"
I'll be Head Scientist for the super-serum projectHire him.
FYI, once Drak hears that they're demons, he's out.But we may find one of Elesse's relatives! If it has more tentacles than you can readily count and a visage that provokes will saves, then it's probably one of his distant cousins.Let's do this one first.
I agree.
