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Roll To Dodge / Turn 16
« on: April 10, 2013, 06:41:48 pm »Well, time to go to a doctor.Only one way to find out! [2] No.
To the hospital!
Do I have medical insurance?
[6] You get into your car and promptly crash. Dumb! [5] You manage to avoid major injuries.
[4,4] Your skin thins a bit. Mm.
Turn self invisible and climb out of the soup.[4] You were already invisible (well, kinda), but you climb out of the water...[1] and run right into a cook, disrupting your concentration. They scream for security.
[6+1,2,6,6] Your head swells to twice its original size. Your mouth increases to sizes far beyond even what would be expected from the increase in head size, and your canines grow more still. Meanwhile, your nose grows mainly outward, becoming long and pointed. Your neck stretches itself to be long and thin, your skin goes a banded blubbery brown, and your hair turns OD green. That mutagen has been busy!
projectile vomit in peoples faces until they stop beating me, wait for sirens to arrive, politely ask emergencyservices for assistance.Good job, you found a use for that!
Come on dynamic politeness bonus.
[1] You projectile vomit on your own face [1] and are killed before the sirens arrive. Wait, that's kinda mean. One last shot...
[1] Okay, you're dead. Mutation won't save you.
Kill him nao[6v6] Several minutes of combat ensue that wouldn't be out-of-place in an anime filler arc. You both collapse, exhausted.
[4,5] You take a bit longer to collapse, and your root hairs start waving about, tasting the air for scents...
Keep fleeing, for the woods! "Why 'm I turnin' intah a bug?! I need a place tah lie low for a bit..."You run. You are in the woods.
[5,1] Two tusks grow from your mouth.
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"My mind is really tripping HAHAHA! I... I turned into a gun? Now I now that is impossible, right Mr..... I'm gonna call you... ARM CANNON FODDER!"You turn into a tube of metal. Hm, not as good as you thought...While being a tube, you're stuck in a cage.
Wish my arm to be Megaman'ss arm cannon thing and blow off Mr. Arm Cannon Fodder's head (aka the guard). No matter what happens, start laughing maniacally!
((Did I get freaking shape shifting powers? Seriously? Freaking awesome!))
((Anger...pire?))((Portmanteau of "Anger" and "Vampire".))
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"Yeah, bro! Feel the power now!"[4v1] You clobber a scientist over the head. This doesn't make you more powerful.
Go kill the nearest NPC for power. Somehow.
[6v6] A couple people jump on and wrestle you towards a cage.
[1,1] Nor do mutations.
Off, After Walther!You run into the forest, [2] and get lost.
((Wait, so my touching ability will make people explode... And feel confused? Well, I guess I would be confused if some random guy came up to me and made me explode.))(They're both voluntary. You could make people confused, try making them explode, both, or neither.)
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"Oh come on how did I just make that explode I have the worst of luck!"[3v6] "RAA! Lime Attack!" He steps to the side, right into a bullet bouncing off the metal tube. Oof.
Get up and slap that guy who keeps on attacking me back. Unleash the full force of the Lime!
[3v4] You escape the grasp of cagers.
"Excuse me, but have you heard the good news of our Lord?"[3] "Ah...yer uh miss'nery? Git off mah porch, y'wayst-uh speys!"
Distract, distract, distract! If that fails, get the hell out of there as quickly as possible.
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NPC Actions:
The men with cages haul 'em in and get to work. One security guy checks his beeping pager, sighs, and meanders for the lower stories.
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Seriously, let me know if something's missing. It feels like there should be more for the second group.