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Talvara, did I miss something? How are you spending 5 to get to 2/7 for the first Grow Food action?

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Prevent.
((Could you pretty please be more clear? Also, why is this the only game where the IC-thread is easier to find than the OOC-thread?))

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« on: April 09, 2013, 06:32:41 am »
By the way, Mal, do you have a specific medical ailment in mind?

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Disagree, so frivolous!

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wrap own neck around Goldies and snap his neck.
"Oh, so homicide is your game now?"

Avoid getting caught, strangle him with a forelimb.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Lordship: A Suggestion Game
« on: April 08, 2013, 10:05:33 pm »
I am not tired of the story by any means. On the contrary, I enjoy coming up with situations and seeing how you all respond.

Your injury was severe and you were bedridden for several days, if I recall correctly. As I have mentioned several times, I am lighter on detail and more focused on what makes an interesting tale. Nagging bear injury is compelling to me, not an indication that I am giving up. Hope you all see it that way too. 

So it is possible to heal?
*crosses fingers but doesn't expect definitive answer*

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Metamorphican Madness II: Turn 14
« on: April 08, 2013, 09:18:41 pm »
When will I get in?
Whenever the next batch of experiments is ready.
Probably turn 20, maybe sooner if we get lots of waitlisters.

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Worst. Great times. Ever.
I agree.
Its starving with a bonus 2 energy.
That, and how the massive boost to my maximum happiness means I lose 2 happiness per turn now.

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Of course I get into the swing of this thread just as GWG is creating quote pyramids.
...
Godsdamnit!

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"This is more cathartic and likely more effective than words..."

Bite Marshy!

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Wow. I feel embarrassed for us. We ARE A FUCKING HYDRA! We don't need crossbows or armour! In fact, I think we should stay away from those who use hammers as weapons: aka one of the few weapons that is effective on us! Do you want a broken neck Goldie?
"You wanna know two things that help against hammers? Armor and ranged attacks. Plus, being the friend of people who can hurt us is a good idea, because it means they won't try. And eat your own self."

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Worst. Great times. Ever.

Code: [Select]
Health: 10/10
Happiness: 21/21
Basic Hunger and Dissatisfaction
Basic Recovery
Mortality (1/10)
Sharp Mind
Primitive Trinket (Puzzle Dragon Amulet)
2 food
2 plots (empty land)
-5 food each
Improved Farming Techniques
Irrigated Fields
Grafting
Companion Planting

Crop Rotation (23/30)

(7*) Grow Food
(2 to 25) Research Crop Rotation
(0*) Give food to child.


I'd rather wait to start classes until my kid can join.

Also, do we pick a trait or does the kid get all three?

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Or better yet: Look up whoever he has the biggest heart on the Shipping Grid with and tell him she died! He'll commit suicide!
That would create a PARADOX!

Himself is the biggest heart! If you tell him he died and then he commits suicide, then the universe will explode because of paradoxes!
Alright, the OTHER person with the biggest heart.
NUUUUUUUU! SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGG!!!!!!!
Slog loves All, but All is ambivalent about Slog.

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Roll To Dodge / Turn 14
« on: April 08, 2013, 08:15:34 pm »
Attempt to shoot stuff out of hands. Find the kitchen.
It seems to slowly scorch the carpet. Pathetic. You don't even notice that you caught your leg in the beam. [6] You wander through the corridors and discover a door which inexplicably opens above a giant pot of boiling water. Does that count as a kitchen? If so, you're in a kitchen. Which is good, because something tasty if stinky seems to be cooking!
[5+1,4,3] Your hearing sharpens and get an ability which requires you to eat a lot...but do it, because you need it.

Continue killing him with my roots. Absorb his corpse after he's dead. Carry him around attached to my shoulders if necessary.
You are bored. Care for a biology lesson? Roots don't grow fast. [4v2] They're also not good at binding people. Or lawyers.
[4,2] Your skin turns pink and develops bluish-violet stripes, making you look like a horribly mutated technicolor zebra!

Wait for my stop, then get off.
I still escaped the bloodbath, didn't I?
((Well, yes.))
You reach your home. [2] It's a pretty cheap apartment, but at least it's not a nursing home.
[5,2] You grow another arm.

have storepersons call an ambulance, go to hospital, ask for blind person glasses.
"MEDIIIC! Someone call 911!" [1] "Die, you freak of nature!" That doesn't sound like someone calling 911...[2] Ow ow ow ow why are they hitting and kicking and stomping you?
[5,1] Your body depiliates itself.

...Can understand body language to a startling degree, have bug features, can make loud screeches, have bat wings, can converse with a worm, can control water... I AM BECOME WATER BAETLE! BRINGER OF THE FLOODS!
Rick continues trying to escape, using his new wings if able, and continues using his water powers to move people away. "Any advise little buddy?"
"Ah...when try to ate, excavate? You know, when a bird tries to...this isn't applicable to you, is it?"
[4] You manage to run outside, [1] smack-dab into some unhappy-looking policemen. "Halt! What are you doing?" You stop, muttering to yourself, "Mutant powers, don't fail me now!"
[3] Your mutating powers fail you now.

1st guy: Attempt to make cat roast.
To make rabbit stew, you first need a rabbit. To make cat roast, you first need a cat.
...Check.
Now to kill the cat...[1-1v5] Even if it wasn't for your withered arm, slightly smaller size, and whatnot you'd be dead. Oh well.

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((...I am turning into the ultimate sexual superhero.))
Leap up, and desperately find something to cover myself! Preferably NOT METAL.
[3] You locate the sheet, now filthy and ripped. It's not metal.

"I sincerely thank you for what just happened, Giant Girl. This will inspire me for months!"
Walther nods, gets up and breaks into a run.
Make a run for it, leave the premises.
((By the way, where's my mutation?))
((You got a 1--no mutation.))
You hurry off...[6] right into the woods. You promptly get lost.

"Mother fucker took Scalpy! Oh well, Scalpy was dick who stabbed me. Hm... let's see if I can makes some more lethal friends."
Since my weapon got stolen, look for something else. Then test it out on nearest person.
[6] You grab a security guard's gun. He shoots you in the hand.

Wake up. Inject self with some serum.
[4] You wake up. [3] You locate a syringe, but it's knocked out of your grasp.

Break beaker and use it as a weapon.
[2] You can't get ye beaker! You don't even know where it could be!

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NPC Actions:
Some cooks note a splash in their soup.
A bunch of people start stampeding in a store.
The security guards tighten in on the experiment room!

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Spoiler: Statuses (click to show/hide)

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Alright, adding the waitlister.

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((I would have, but I didn't notice my mistake until it was too late.))

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