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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Market - Turn 18 (The Beginning of the Second Age)
« on: April 09, 2013, 06:37:12 am »
Talvara, did I miss something? How are you spending 5 to get to 2/7 for the first Grow Food action?
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Prevent.((Could you pretty please be more clear? Also, why is this the only game where the IC-thread is easier to find than the OOC-thread?))
wrap own neck around Goldies and snap his neck."Oh, so homicide is your game now?"
*crosses fingers but doesn't expect definitive answer*I am not tired of the story by any means. On the contrary, I enjoy coming up with situations and seeing how you all respond.So it is possible to heal?
Your injury was severe and you were bedridden for several days, if I recall correctly. As I have mentioned several times, I am lighter on detail and more focused on what makes an interesting tale. Nagging bear injury is compelling to me, not an indication that I am giving up. Hope you all see it that way too.
When will I get in?Whenever the next batch of experiments is ready.
That, and how the massive boost to my maximum happiness means I lose 2 happiness per turn now.Worst. Great times. Ever.I agree.
Its starving with a bonus 2 energy.
Of course I get into the swing of this thread just as GWG is creating quote pyramids....
Wow. I feel embarrassed for us. We ARE A FUCKING HYDRA! We don't need crossbows or armour! In fact, I think we should stay away from those who use hammers as weapons: aka one of the few weapons that is effective on us! Do you want a broken neck Goldie?"You wanna know two things that help against hammers? Armor and ranged attacks. Plus, being the friend of people who can hurt us is a good idea, because it means they won't try. And eat your own self."
Health: 10/10
Happiness: 21/21
Basic Hunger and Dissatisfaction
Basic Recovery
Mortality (1/10)
Sharp Mind
Primitive Trinket (Puzzle Dragon Amulet)
2 food
2 plots (empty land)
-5 food each
Improved Farming Techniques
Irrigated Fields
Grafting
Companion Planting
Crop Rotation (23/30)
Slog loves All, but All is ambivalent about Slog.NUUUUUUUU! SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGG!!!!!!!Alright, the OTHER person with the biggest heart.Or better yet: Look up whoever he has the biggest heart on the Shipping Grid with and tell him she died! He'll commit suicide!That would create a PARADOX!
Himself is the biggest heart! If you tell him he died and then he commits suicide, then the universe will explode because of paradoxes!
Attempt to shoot stuff out of hands. Find the kitchen.It seems to slowly scorch the carpet. Pathetic. You don't even notice that you caught your leg in the beam. [6] You wander through the corridors and discover a door which inexplicably opens above a giant pot of boiling water. Does that count as a kitchen? If so, you're in a kitchen. Which is good, because something tasty if stinky seems to be cooking!
Continue killing him with my roots. Absorb his corpse after he's dead. Carry him around attached to my shoulders if necessary.You are bored. Care for a biology lesson? Roots don't grow fast. [4v2] They're also not good at binding people. Or lawyers.
Wait for my stop, then get off.((Well, yes.))
I still escaped the bloodbath, didn't I?
have storepersons call an ambulance, go to hospital, ask for blind person glasses."MEDIIIC! Someone call 911!" [1] "Die, you freak of nature!" That doesn't sound like someone calling 911...[2] Ow ow ow ow why are they hitting and kicking and stomping you?
...Can understand body language to a startling degree, have bug features, can make loud screeches, have bat wings, can converse with a worm, can control water... I AM BECOME WATER BAETLE! BRINGER OF THE FLOODS!"Ah...when try to ate, excavate? You know, when a bird tries to...this isn't applicable to you, is it?"
Rick continues trying to escape, using his new wings if able, and continues using his water powers to move people away. "Any advise little buddy?"
1st guy: Attempt to make cat roast.To make rabbit stew, you first need a rabbit. To make cat roast, you first need a cat.
((...I am turning into the ultimate sexual superhero.))[3] You locate the sheet, now filthy and ripped. It's not metal.
Leap up, and desperately find something to cover myself! Preferably NOT METAL.
"I sincerely thank you for what just happened, Giant Girl. This will inspire me for months!"((You got a 1--no mutation.))
Walther nods, gets up and breaks into a run.
Make a run for it, leave the premises.
((By the way, where's my mutation?))
"Mother fucker took Scalpy! Oh well, Scalpy was dick who stabbed me. Hm... let's see if I can makes some more lethal friends."[6] You grab a security guard's gun. He shoots you in the hand.
Since my weapon got stolen, look for something else. Then test it out on nearest person.
Wake up. Inject self with some serum.[4] You wake up. [3] You locate a syringe, but it's knocked out of your grasp.
Break beaker and use it as a weapon.[2] You can't get ye beaker! You don't even know where it could be!