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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
« on: April 05, 2013, 03:49:48 pm »
"Sorry, my dwarven friends. A bit of discussion has been taking place among us. However, I believe we have reached a sort of consensus.

"We all agree that you dwarves should provide us with food and shelter when we are performing duties for you, of course. Fish would be nice, but any meat will do in a pinch. And as for shelter...well, whatever's convenient and comfortable.
"The biggest bone in our craw, insofar as contention goes, is the issue of our representation. I and many others agree, however, that we would like the right to listen in on and speak at meetings of your...town council? Board of Elders? Whatever ruling body you possess. We don't request a spot on it, although some of us desire such, but we would like a say. After all, we have more or less thrown our lot in with you--if enemies of dwarves are to be ours, and the actions of dwarves affect our life, we feel that we should be able to speak our mind.

"Is this acceptable to you?"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are the head of a hydra. (OOC/Applications)
« on: April 05, 2013, 03:41:34 pm »
For us to make a decision, we need a consensus. Which I will make up.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Continent of Centria: A Multi-player Fantasy RPG: Waitlisting
« on: April 05, 2013, 03:40:55 pm »
Enough fun. Go find some animals to hunt, kill, and eat.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Market - Turn 15 (Always accepting new players!)
« on: April 05, 2013, 03:33:44 pm »
Quote from: Talvara on April 29, 1974, 08:10:22 pm
GreatWyrmGold, I'll Procreate with you you sexy beast you seem to be fairly able to provide for offspring.
edit: GreatWyrm, also... would you be willing to give me one of your trinkets? ;)
Sure. Would you like one of my extra plots of land? After all, when we have three mouths to feed, we can't have you spending all your time partying...
Oh, and when should we procreate?

Quote from: kaian-a-coel on April 05, 2013, 09:35:07 am
I'm rather angry and pondering dropping this game flat.
Nooo! How can I support a family when half of those giving me research grants drop out? Think of the hypothetical child!

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kain, Toaster, and now Talvara: When do you want the next class and what do you want it to be on?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall (alternative universe)
« on: April 05, 2013, 03:15:39 pm »
Quote from: killerhellhound on April 05, 2013, 08:35:11 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 05, 2013, 06:33:51 am
Quote from: killerhellhound on April 04, 2013, 11:36:15 pm
go over and hug GWG "at least we will have some sanity here by the way if you get cut up I'll fix you up for the cost of not trying to kill me and owing me favors"
"...Thanks? Yeah, I'm probably going to be staying away from y'all. No offense, but it is not uncommon for your corridors to include perilously high levels of magma..."

*head to the forest, cut down the trees.*
*build a carpenter's workshop and start making wooden planks*
*when done, take wooden planks sand build a trade depot near the fortress*
Hey GWG can I stay with you? *helps build GWGs house and if GWG dosent want me to live in the same house build a new house nearby*
"Sure, come along and haul this--GAH! Why hello there...Khan? More a Klingon name than Elvish, but greetings. Um, sorry about the tree, but...um...ugh. Hey, K-double-H, mind hauling this wood to a--hey, actually, want to chop wood? I'll do the hauling and carpentry--starting with blocks, of course. I think I have about enough for a trade depot...oh, and let me know if the elf comes back."

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: ◄•The Never Ending Dungeon•►
« on: April 05, 2013, 03:01:49 pm »
Follow him (with weapon drawn, of course), of course!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (ISG) The Warrens of Oric the Awesome: ???
« on: April 05, 2013, 06:44:13 am »
Name: Al. Just Al. I don't like saying more to people--they're not trustworthy.

Action: Take the first ship off this godsforsaken world.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Market - Turn 15 (Always accepting new players!)
« on: April 05, 2013, 06:40:40 am »
Quote from: GlyphGryph on April 05, 2013, 05:00:33 am
Quote from: RulerOfNothing on April 05, 2013, 01:16:34 am
So are we allowed to have health above our maximum?
No that would be stupid. You can't have something above the maximum. Otherwise it wouldn't be the maximum.
In other words, it has as much merit as the old "gain-HP-by-drowning" trick.

Oh, and WHY DO WE KEEP GETTING THESE SAME CARDS?!?!?

Code: [Select]
Health: 10/10
Happiness: 4/10
Basic Hunger and Dissatisfaction
Basic Recovery
Mortality
Sharp Mind
Primitive Trinket (Puzzle Dragon Amulet)
Primitive Trinket (Globe from Kashyyk)
2 food
2 plots (empty land)
-5 food each
Improved Farming Techniques
Irrigated Fields
Grafting
Companion Planting

Crop Rotation (19/30)

(4*) Socialize with Talvara twice
(1) Crop Rotation to 21
Give Talvara 1 food and the globe Kashyyk made (primitive trinket)

Who wants to procreate? (Talvara, evidently)

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall (alternative universe)
« on: April 05, 2013, 06:33:51 am »
Quote from: killerhellhound on April 04, 2013, 11:36:15 pm
go over and hug GWG "at least we will have some sanity here by the way if you get cut up I'll fix you up for the cost of not trying to kill me and owing me favors"
"...Thanks? Yeah, I'm probably going to be staying away from y'all. No offense, but it is not uncommon for your corridors to include perilously high levels of magma..."

*head to the forest, cut down the trees.*
*build a carpenter's workshop and start making wooden planks*
*when done, take wooden planks sand build a trade depot near the fortress*

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Looter's Delight: A Deathmatch with Treasure! BACK IN ACTION!
« on: April 05, 2013, 06:27:13 am »
Quote from: stefmor90 on April 05, 2013, 02:18:51 am
Yukkuri: HEEEEEYYYY, where's MY turn?
GM: You don't get any turn because you're mean!
Yukkuri: I WANT TURN SLAPSLAPSLAP SLAPSLAP
*slaps thrice in response*

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"That's a plan. Does the sword fit?"

Head inside. If the sword doesn't fit, leave it outside and lend the lady my butter knife.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: (ISG) Derelict Dreams
« on: April 04, 2013, 10:38:23 pm »
Stand up, Check pockets

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: True Knights: A Suggestion Game for All
« on: April 04, 2013, 10:33:36 pm »
Fine with me.

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Roll To Dodge / Turn 12
« on: April 04, 2013, 10:28:28 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on April 03, 2013, 09:56:26 pm
Go break down more walls and support pillars.
You decide to sneak back into the building. [1+2v4] This plan would have worked better had you not ran into the guards, literally.
[3] You gain damp, but that's from the freak rainstorm that popped up.

Quote from: Xantalos on April 03, 2013, 09:57:18 pm
Stab participant for wandering off. YOU'RE BREAKING MY HEART YOU BASTARD
I ONLY WANTED TO BRUTALLY SACRIFICE YOU TO MYSELF
You get up, ripping your roots out, and stumble at the paralegal. [6-1v6] You stab true, but he slides to the side, [3] hurting his leg. Rain begins to fall on his fallen form.
[6,4,1] You blink, feeling two odd sensations: An extra pair of invisible eyelids and a bunch of long, purple hair sprouting from you, especially around and on the roots.

Quote from: Remuthra on April 03, 2013, 09:59:43 pm
"Well, so it is. Do you perchance know where exactly my home is, good sir? I seem to forget exactly what I was doing before I lost my nose.
If you'll kindly tell me the way home, I can walk, or perhaps ask for a bus ticket on loan."
[5] "...Ah, here. Have this and this; bus stop's that way. What the--um, go fast, maybe you can get home before the rain gets too bad..."
[6,3,3] Around and from your hair sprouts a bunch of roots, and your hearing shifts. Everything's so loud now...can't these kids quiet down?

Quote from: Unholy_Pariah on April 03, 2013, 10:17:52 pm
raise hands and plead for help due to being blind, ask for directions to nearest spectacle store.
[4-1] Thunder booms. "...And how do you explain the woman?"
[3]

Quote from: Xanmyral on April 03, 2013, 10:33:36 pm
Rick yawned as he pushed the cage door further open and stepped outside, scooping up the worm and gently putting it in his front jumpsuit pocket. "Thanks there little buddy, much obliged I am." He turns to the scientist, Dave, and tips an imaginary hat. "I make my adue to you sir, it was much fine talking to ya, and I hope we could remain in good terms, hmhumm. As for me, well, I guess I'll be leaving now. Got mah soaps to get too, you know. Try and find myself a new job... Hopefully things will go well in this job market. Best of luck to yah." He then makes for the door to leave.

Rick exits cage, grabs worm and puts in front jumpsuit pocket gently, thanks it. Talks to Dave politely, tries to leave. If stopped, try the tingly touch thing. If that fails, try the hyper voice thing of "EXCUSE ME, SORRY 'BOUT THAT. DIDN'T MEAN TAH BUMP INTO YAH."
"Oh, you can't...what are you doing?"
Hm, maybe that's not what you think it is...
"EXCUSE ME, SORRY 'BOUT THAT. DIDN'T MEAN TAH BUMP INTO YAH."
"SECURITY! One's getting away!"
[3] ...

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Make a nice little home in the dumpster!
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[5] You clean up, making a nice little hovel with a bed and other furniture. Really, aside from being small, smelly, and devoid of water, electricity, doors, etc, it's just like home. It even leaks...you hope that's rainwater.
Now for three turns of accelerated mutations!
[6+1,4+1,2+1,4,4,4;5,6,1,4,4,3] Hoo boy. Your left arm and right foot wither some, before your legs wither completely and are replaced with a cobralike tail, all in an oddly attractive way. You also develop diabetes, doubled agility, and light-sensitive eyes--ie, "bwyt wyt!"
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Quote from: Toaster on April 03, 2013, 09:55:23 pm
"Hey babe, shake what yo mamma gave you!"
Look for some more mutagenic fluid to pour on self/drink/imbibe/use on self. 
After making a probably-lewd comment, you glance around. [5] You grab a syringe and inject yourself with it.
[3] Your face fades. "What the hell? How can I still speak and see that giant chick?"

Quote from: Harry Baldman on April 04, 2013, 07:24:36 am
"Guys, guys! I think I have become a weather oracle! Cool! All the great clowns had this ability! I am fulfilling the prophecy!"
Try to alter the weather for the next day to be a loop of 1 hour of sunny weather, 15 minutes of heavy rainfall. Beware of treachery on the way.
[1-2] You hear thunder.

Quote from: Greenstarfanatic on April 04, 2013, 09:08:17 am
((...I love how under 'Physical State', I'm still listed as 'Short, Thin'.))
Well, I did...I meant to strike out the "Short" but gods damn my netbook screwing up. Should be fixed as I type it, which is probably going to be a while before I post it.

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Make sure the sheet's covering everything, before trying to see how well I can walk in my....enlarged state.
[4] It's not comfortable, but it'll do. You can walk fairly well if the ceiling's high enough, but you're guessing your legs are going to hurt if you try running.

Quote from: borno on April 04, 2013, 09:54:11 am
"Arr! I like the sound of tharrrs!"
Go round, touching random people. EVERYONE WILL FEEL THE MAGIC. Don't forget to touch self.
Quote from: superBlast on April 04, 2013, 10:15:17 am
A scalpel huh? I guess that'll work. I think I'd like a bloodbath!
"Hey mister? Mind if I take a bath..." *grabs the scalpel and slashes at the man's throat* "In your blood!?"
Grab the scalpel and slash open the throat of the nearest person. If he dies... or will be soon, look for more people and more ways to kill them. If he's alive... well keep on slashing!
Two rampages start. [1] Well, one--the one nut stabs his hand with a scalpel. The other goes nuts, [2] completely failing to smack anyone. In short, two rampages fail to start.

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NPC Actions:
Across the county, people gawk at the clouds for suddenly swerving and colliding over the facility, starting a big thunderstorm.
Outside, some policemen hide in their cars.
Inside, a number of people mill about nervously. An experiment is breaking loose AND a fight is starting in another room? Do we even have that many guards?

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Spoiler: Statuses (click to show/hide)

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Anyone want to waitlist?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: If Bay Forum were a Mountain Hall (alternative universe)
« on: April 04, 2013, 10:22:16 pm »
*wakes up*

"...Oh carp...there's this wagon...and picks...axe...some kind of purple goo that smells kinda like a restaurant bar...carp carp carp. The only way this could be worse is if--"
"Hey, wait, if I'm here maybe GWG or Xanty is here too!"
"...God, what did I do to anger you? Is it that whole not-believing-in-you thing?"

*grabs a crossbow and axe, then troops out to cut wood*


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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Market - Turn 15 (Always accepting new players!)
« on: April 04, 2013, 10:05:33 pm »
Tattle on Tiruin for impeding attempts to get more time and initiating a series of counter-tattles?

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