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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are the head of a hydra. On: Fourteenth Turn
« on: March 29, 2013, 07:59:11 am »"This seems to be a self-perpuating problem and solution. If we're on their council, we'll have to be up in the mountains, so we'll be low on food(according to you), thus we should be on their council to get food, ad infinitum. Why not have one of our servants function as an emissary? It'd help present a united presence to the dwarves as well, since we couldn't very well argue with each other in a letter. Unless some of you are more creative than I though."Point is, we need some kind of representation...and to be honest, I'd feel safer if we did so in person.
"Could we include removal of stupid heads as part of our agreement? I think our total IQ went down when this guy showed up..."RUN DWARVES RUN! GOLDY WILL EAT YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!FOOLS! THEY WILL EAT YOU ALL!"...Ah, I find it quite doubtful that dwarves will develop a suicidal taste fork hydraflesh anytime soon."