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_{"We can offer our servants' aid and our own skills as a combatant and deterrent. As for what we need...defense from the human and elven zealots, a supply of food when the swamps run low, the right to speak at their council meetings...what more do we wish? Oh, and incidentally I suggest we denounce anyone who makes an official statement before we've reached some kind of consensus on that point...possibly lethal denouncement.} One moment, please, good dwarves.

"Hey guys, what's- Fred? Man Fred is that you?  Dude whaddup? Check me out!"

Greet police friend Fred. Flex Tentamuscle.

Mixing dreams and reality, are you?
The tentacle only exists in your dream.

One of these days, I'm going to take my own advice so I stop deleting entire updates...

"Oh, that sound? Probably one of the nutters you fellas experimented on. Could it 'ave hurt you to choose more sensible people? Buncha funny guys in bathrobes, mutterin'. One moment they're all quiet, next they're punchin' stuff and screamin'."

Rick keeps on distracting drawling at the scientist.
[You know, foreshadowing is fun. Electric punches and hyper voice! Just need to get out of this cage...]

"Not that that sound, that other sound...they're starting the other tests? We're still getting the last test under control!"
The worm [6+1] twists, causing a muffled click and a softer squish. _{"A little help here?"}
[6] You feel a tickling on your face. You wish you had some sort of mirror, causing little bits of water in glasses, droplets, and a little puddle of Xan's drool into a small puddle, letting you see that you have two small horns on your chin and one on your nose.

Escape out the hole, stretch!

You do so. Not sure what more needs be said, aside from the crazy cultist cutting your tie.
[6] You stub your toe turning around, causing way more pain than it should. You also develop bony growths on your legs d feet, I peding

make the situation less uncomfortable by kidnapping her and flying to the roof.
Once up there block roof access and ransom her for mutagens

Not sure how that makes things LESS uncomfortable, but [4-1] you struggle the two of you up to the roof into the sun's pitch-black rays. [2] You find no roof access, and start looking for someone to demand ransom from. "Um...mister, what are you going to do to me?"
[1] No mutations will interrupt your discussion.

Go outside, take a nap in the grass. Be sure to check for nearby flowers before doing so.

You locate a patch of lawn, no flowers, and curl up for a nap.
[1] Your skin goes deep orange and your left arm becomes a tentacle, but as the former was pointed out by Teddy Roosevelt it might have just been a dream.

RUN OUTSIDE THROUGH WHATEVER HOLES ARE AVAILABLE. STAB SOMEONE.

You leap out of the building and [5v5] cut off the end of the tie of a fellow mutant.
[5] You notice an ornamental pond and grow fearful!

Call for falcons!

[1] You call a few pigeons, who promptly decide they hate you. Headpecks ensue.
[2] Your head shifts, gaining some holes.

"Somebody get a number for that velocraptor spacehsip mama....."
Wait what just happend, someone threw me, for some reason, stand up and go back to the guy I was talking to.

You stagger up, muttering about velo-craptr spaceh-sip mamas, and stumble for the room. You get knocked over by people swarming out, one of whom grabs you by the back of your loose shirt and tosses you away again. You tighten your belt and wish you had something to cut most if the legs off your jeans.
[6] You feel a chill and start to glow.


NPC Actions:
The people in the original room make note that only one--two--of their experiments are still in the room and reflect that half of them have already developed dangerous abilities. They scurry out of the room, going to various rooms for various tasks. One throws a very small person out of the way. Meanwhile, some police officers show up, exiting their cars. Several gawk at the weird guy sleeping on the lawn.



Yeah, I'm intending to add the waitlisters at the first excuse. I have a fun idea for what's happening with them...

I assumed you were using the village's own herds.

That should work.

Give our prophet a minor life boon? So he can encourage plants to grow without any water, by instilling life back into them?
Or maybe a darkness boon? Or maybe a force one...

No, that life boon is a good idea. Let's do it.

Locate cow(s) to turn into Umbral Cattle?

"...Miss?"

I'll buy a spy and put it in the pot with two Military.