You grab your banjo, which you brought with for some reason, and [9-1-5] (claws, stress) promptly snap it. Well, that failed...on the bright side, you probably wouldn't have made the cops' heads explode with banjo music anyways.
The itching is pretty bad now...it almost feels like you're wearing a fur coat under your artificial skin!
Vitals:
25/25 HP
No wounds
Skills:
Skilled Banjo Player (Claws-Practiced)
Skilled Pitiable
Inventory:
Banjo, Broken
Sweatshirt, Hooded
T-shirt
Sweatpants
Sneakers
Socks
Underwear
Artificial Skin
$36.57
Assets:
Cheap Apartment (rent $50/month)
Bank Account ($72.30)
Mutations:
Albinism, but with burgundy hair
Webbed Crab Claws
Laser Eyes
Low Metabolism
Skinlessness
Webbed Toes
??
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Might I suggest doing something a mostly-normal person would do?