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What would happen if we statunaniganed* with a bloodshaped item?

*"Statunanigan" is a portmanteau of "statue" and "shenanigan," of course.

Where there's one, there's probably more; humans are social animals. If naught else, there could be more. In addition, that square sounds dangerous...and the weak divine as well, for what if he's allied with some greater powers? Or even the ones in the square?

Thus, we will enter the sewers, perhaps as a serpent, and examine/talk with the Sewer Man, contestant in the 2013 Worst Name for a Superhero Contest.

Quote from: MeimieFan626 on March 16, 2013, 05:36:26 pm

Let's check out the Polar Sea.

WHAT?   

+1
What indeed.

I think that the general consensus was that, while it would be good to help, it would also be unlikely with under 200 men,most untrained in even basics of stealth.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 16, 2013, 08:05:08 pm

Quote from: Ochita on March 16, 2013, 07:43:21 pm

Most likely.

Also I have a plan everyone!
Lets go back into storage, store everything except our bloodclotter, the water potion, locking glass, and the spellbook of breezes. Then, we go into the greens (Via checkpoint!), collect that grass which has some sort of reagent properties, and then sell it to the crafts-stall owner for money!

Sounds like a plan.

I still say we should activate statue shenanigans first.

Statue shenanigans?

Relax in Hell, my admirers fawning over me for all eternity, knowing that I was awesome.
Oh, and collapse the ground of the field.

That's not how Hell works.
[1] You get some really horrible torture. Care to try and escape?

bring them back to life if possible

It's not; that would typically fall under the perview of "magic."

Where am I now?
Go look for loot.

You're in this fieldy place with some holes in the ground and trees around, which rhymes. [3] You find $1.42 in change.

Look for a god.

[3] You find an angel.

Respawn as a headcrab. Attach myself to the nearest human being.

[6] You do, eating the human's head and getting crowbard at. [3v4] You dodge the first and [1v5] laugh at the second.

Respawn as Gordon Freeman. Find headcrabs to crowbar.

[3] You find one. [1v5] You crowbar your foot. Hilarious.

"Very funny. What cut you off?"

"A human who I was trying to capture alive. He slid down my throat and cut off my head from the inside."

...
You do know why I'm asking you this question, right?

Not really.

The Weapons DO NOT MATTER

Your Allies ARE AT ANY HEATH YOU WANT.

The Situation IS A PARKING LOT. You are NOWHERE NEAR THE SAFEHOUSE. The Spitter is TO YOUR RIGHT. The Regulars are TO YOU BOTTOM LEFT. The Tank is CHARGING AT YOU FROM THE FRONT. There are NO ENVIRONMENTAL HAZARDS. There is NO COVER.

What would you do? WHO would you shoot first?

Can I retreat from the tank? Because that's my first priority. If I can, I do so while shooting the spitter; if not, tank, then reevaluate situation. Assuming, of course, that the Regulars are farish as you imply.
Assuming sufficient ammo to kill all the zombies I expect to come across.

I fail to see the connection, however. That's due to A. who can hurt me? and B. Who will kill me in one hit? No one kills in one hit, and if the Spitter and the Tank had approximately equal damage outputs I would go for whichever had less health (presumably the Spitted).