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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 12, 2013, 06:29:18 am

Quote from: superBlast on March 12, 2013, 12:41:03 am

I personally rather learn japanese. I'll be putting that to use when I get into the military and hopefully get to go in Japan! In okinawa! Or if I get embassy duty, then I'll try to be a guard at the US embassy in Japan! And not live on an island in Japan but Japan itself! Ah... can't wait.... though that once again reminds I need to get off my lazy ass and exercise.... ugh.... curse my damn laziness! You and other circumstances are keeping me from my dream of Japan!

...Either you don't know your geography too well or I'm missing something here.

Well, he's thinking of how Japan is made up of smaller islands, Kyushu for example, and he'd rather live on the main island. Okanawa, I think it is? I don't know my geography very well either.

Okinawa, and for that matter Honshu, are islands in Japan. It's just that Honshu is the biggest (and Okinawa the biggest in its area).

Go to wherever the security team is supposed to be.

When did Diana get a pistol?

Shoot Diana

Round 3:
478 Georgians vs. 484 Tarheels vs. 92 South Carolinians vs. 47 MILOSes

GA:
John McBaroon charges again at the Tarheels. [5v1] Two are decapitated. FOR MOTHER GEORGIA!

NC:
Adam Bradley goes back-to-back with his brother, ignoring both that rifles and axes have massively different effective ranges and that there's this one guy's charging at them. [1v5] He loses his head over the matter.
Johnathan ignores his brother and the swordsman, [1v5] losing his head, which mouths "Go heels!" for several seconds after being cut off.
Jack Robson is angry. [1v4] This affects his aim adversely. [4v3] But, evidently, not his ability to dodge noodles.

SC:
Joe Bridger grabs a random guy and tries to sacrifice him! [4v2,4v3-1,1] The grabbing and the sacrifice go well, but the not-getting-eaten-by-a-demon part...fails. A dozen of his friends also appear.
Joseph Gregory Houser [4v6] swipes at a passing Tarheel, who trips backwards and ignores Joe's grumblings about the North Carolinian army having too many people.
Joe Noodles [4v1] steps a foot to the right, causing the bullet to miss his left side by five. He then sighs and stabs [3v4] the air to the side of the shooter's face.

MILOS:
Richard Johnson gives a speech. [2] It is mostly too slurred to be comprehensible, which is likely for the best.

Undead:
Charley Gurk's corpse twitches. [4] It rises and shambles for the nearest supply train! He renames himself Corpsey McGroan and bites a guy with a crossbow.
Ruchard Hearsaym decides to side with the dead this turn. [1] He gets bitten by his alleged ally!

NPC:
This is just getting all messed up. Around a circle of madness, the two...three...four...six? Four plus demons? However many armies there are converge. [2+1v4+1v4-1v6-1v2+1] The Tarheels and MILOSs seem to do rather well, causing most deaths and taking respectively three and no casualties this round...of fire. The other three armies--Georgia, South Carolina, and demons--do worse, taking 14, 10, and 1 casualties, respectively--the demons only manage to devour two people, one of them the summoner!

463 Georgians vs. 478 Tarheels vs. 82 South Carolinians vs. 47 MILOSes vs. 11 Demons vs. 2 Zombies

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My greatest fear for this RtD is that the battle will be over before we can get into the Hall of Fame.

Flying bat people with little actual culture who live almost exclusively in caves.

Possible; there's not a lot of culture to begin with.

They eat exclusively meat

Simple enough.

and are automatically "cave adapted" to the first level (the sun irritates them).

Impossible.

Use only rudimentary leather clothing and daggers, no foot or hand coverings. They are also highly skilled at the blowgun.

Possible. Would they actually have blowgun access?
Regardless, unless you make blowguns use the Knife User skill in melee, thieves will never come with them, and they will never bring ammo either.

More of a nuisance than a threat to a fortress, as they enjoy stealing items but avoid battle.

Should be easy to make them act like kobolds in this regard.

Bonus points if you can make them wield obsidian daggers, naturally.

Probably not possible; getting NPC civ creatures to use funny materials in weapons is hard. I think you can make them use any kind of stone by preventing them from using metal, though.

Put on ring. Sniff alcohol.

I personally rather learn japanese. I'll be putting that to use when I get into the military and hopefully get to go in Japan! In okinawa! Or if I get embassy duty, then I'll try to be a guard at the US embassy in Japan! And not live on an island in Japan but Japan itself! Ah... can't wait.... though that once again reminds I need to get off my lazy ass and exercise.... ugh.... curse my damn laziness! You and other circumstances are keeping me from my dream of Japan!

...Either you don't know your geography too well or I'm missing something here.

You're not dead yet, though you will be soon enough.