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Roll To Dodge / Re: McGaha Branch, Turn 2
« on: March 11, 2013, 09:25:37 pm »
You're...you're supposed to be dead. Fixing that.
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SUCK HIS ROOT FLUID OUT WITH THE MIGHT OF MY CIRCULATORY SYSTEM
SUCK HARDER THAN XANTALOS. SUCK LIKE THE TIDE.[6v6] Both of you suck quite well. So well that you get permanently attached in a rather... embarrassing...position, somehow including...certain...private...parts...oh, and no meaningful exchange of blood or root fluid occurs. Not quite so with certain...other...fluids...I'm blowing my ellipses budget right here...
Try again.[3] You are an English soldier, not on a battleship.
batter down the door of the metal shack.[2-2] It is stuck all the harder.
Stab Persus13 with cursed sword.[4v1] Persus gets stabbed, mortally!
PUNCH SHADOW DRAGON...[4v5] ShadowDragon moves too fast!
...IN THE SWORD
AUGH SCREW YOU GUYS. My sword was awesome! Run somewhere else. Far far away. Somewhere without trees.You run, crying like a little girl who just learned Santa wasn't allowed to bring her a WMD for Christmas.
Either or.I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay.Didn't see your character. Sorry. Do you want him to spawn at night or daybreak?
Okay?Spoiler: Gewig (click to show/hide)
I'm pretty sure dwarves are shearable.Music based syndromes. You can have a bard class that plays instruments and boosts... something... of their fellow dwarves during battle. Or plays instruments and hurts their enemy somehow. Something like that. The ability to mount creatures (that's a tongue-in-cheek suggestion). Ape-man civilization who believes leadership should pass on through battle and battle only. The ability to shear dwarf chin-whiskers and make clothes, etc. out of them. Maybe dwarf beards could be a high strength thread? True alliances would be awesome, though I'm pretty sure impossible. You know, when one civilization declares war, it's allies join in, as well.all of that is impossible except the instruments because itemsyndrome (holy crap).

{S}ee if we have a town healer. If so, have the healer check our ribs. If not, see if we can get one.
Not happening. I can fly and have a gun. He's a horse and...doesn't.Damnit! I said kill...me!Sure, but let the horse kill me first.