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Round 2:
499 Georgians vs. 500 Tarheels vs. 100 South Carolinians
Georgia:
John McBaroon charges into the North Carolinian lines and attacks! [3v2] He cuts a slash (or slashes a cut) across a Tarheel temple!
Charley McGurk [1] abandons the battle and finds himself in the South Carolinian army!
George Buckingham holds his sword in his teeth. [3] More or less. [6-1v6] The target dodges backwards, as both topple over backwards. [6-1] George keeps a good grip on his sword. [3v6] His head is then split open by said Tarheel.
North Carolina:
Johnathan Bradley [2v2] gets punched and shoots the puncher! [1v1] He then shoots way off the mark, but the shot grazes the nut anyways.
Jack Robson tries to get untangled. [5] He does so, and has a hand free to reload the crossbow and quickly shoot [4-1v4] and miss. [6v2] He then has to jump backwards to avoid a guy with uncooked noodles, getting tangled up again.
Adam Bradley [6v6-1] dodges backwards, tripping away from the one-handed guy who's holding the sword in his mouth rather than his off-hand for some reason. He then springs back up and [6v3] splits the idiot's head. Despite all indicators, this has an effect.
Richard Hearsaym decides to go to another random side, but there's four now...flipping two coins indicates that he will be [H,T] a Tarheel this shot. Although you should have guessed this by now. [1v2] While the target doesn't notice, Richard does; the shot goes a mile past his target.
An NPG (non-player Georgian), an officer, takes note of the rebellious movement and decides to discipline his troops. [6] He kills several! [3] Two rebellious soldiers return!
South Carolina:
Joe Bridger punches! [2v2] He hits someone in the cheek! [1v1] He then steps into a shot, cutting a bloody groove along his side.
Joe Noodles looks about and [4v4-1] dodges a crossbow bolt which whizzes by his head. He decides to head to that guy and [2v6] cause him to trip and get tangled in weeds. That was, of course, his intention, and anyone who disagrees gets half-cooked noodles. [2v1] Nothing happens.
This one nut runs into the middle of the army and gets dispatched.
Movement for the Independence and Liberation of the Orphan Strip (MILOS)
Richard Johnson rallies his fellow Orphan Strippers, who come to think of it need to come up with a new name. [4] His squad increases from about a dozen to about 50, including some members of the other armies!
Nonplayer:
The battle begins to be joined as those other than the fast runners begin to come in violent contact. [4+1v6+1v5-1v3-1] The Tarheels do the best, slaying seven Georgians and two South Carolinians; the Georgians and SCers kill three Tarheels and one of the other group each; and the MILOSes don't do anything except have one guy run away.
478 Georgians vs. 484 Tarheels vs. 92 South Carolinians vs. 47 MILOSes
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