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So, what about this? Wyrm and you make a plan to steal the world from the president (me), by stealing the portal key from my planetrain. I force scrapheap to do... something by threatening him with my weaponry. Little do I know, he wants to get revenge on me for something else.

Well, I was imagining being the president. Here's my imagining:
I am the president. Kadzar, scapheap, and Scelly are a team of some sort, the last unwillingly yet in a position of...never mind, that doesn't actually make sense now that I think more about it.

Hm. Kadzar and I are allies, and the key is between us. Meanwhile, scap and Kad are rivals of the "Vigilante/BtB" kind, implying that they are probably on the same team as well. Scelly's likely the president, and since he doesn't like working with scapheap, he's probably the vigilante type. This explains why the Key is between me and Kad, despite scapheap being on the same "team" as us. I'm not sure how the needs work for taking over the world, though; for the sake of Fun, I suppose me and Scelly would need to be working together to take over the world. If it works like this, perhaps scapheap would be the only major official guy to realize the dark purposes behind my attempts to "borrow" the dimensional key. If not, I agree that the President should be the one to try taking over the world--it's less cliche.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 03, 2013, 08:15:21 pm

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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 03, 2013, 08:04:48 pm

Who else is surprised that Udil took the job?

My mind says he'll give up on his madness, but my heart says he's going to get innocents he dislikes jailed and kill, maim and/or torture the gods in the prison, if not corrupt the prison itself for whatever reason...

I actually think he'll be a moderately competent jailer until one of the prisoners offers him an alliance. Then he might betray the Overgod.

Or if he decides the Overgod hasn't done anything recently to help him...eh, Az-Sho?

Hah!
Udil actually died in the fight, though, so if not for the Overgod he would lie dead.

Az-Sho also did stuff for Udil, but that didn't stop him from trying to kill Az-Sho for not doing anything. It just takes time...and Udil won't have a lot to do in the middle of the galaxy except hate everyone from the pain...

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 03, 2013, 08:04:48 pm

Who else is surprised that Udil took the job?

My mind says he'll give up on his madness, but my heart says he's going to get innocents he dislikes jailed and kill, maim and/or torture the gods in the prison, if not corrupt the prison itself for whatever reason...

I actually think he'll be a moderately competent jailer until one of the prisoners offers him an alliance. Then he might betray the Overgod.

Or if he decides the Overgod hasn't done anything recently to help him...eh, Az-Sho?

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 03, 2013, 06:17:38 pm

"Shall we try this way?"

"Aye. Lead the way."

Head this way.

Who else is surprised that Udil took the job?

My mind says he'll give up on his madness, but my heart says he's going to get innocents he dislikes jailed and kill, maim and/or torture the gods in the prison, if not corrupt the prison itself for whatever reason...

"I suppose so."

Help Finkus hunt. Try to get at least a brief nap before sunup.

Respawn as another mech pilot at mech base.

[4] You do. [3] It's mostly destroyed.

Follow mech.

[4] You do so.

TURN INTO A TREE AGAIN. YGGDRASIL, TO BE SPECIFIC.

[3] You turn into a dryad.

Huh.
Pull out a bunch of nearby cave rubble. Look for the sharpest chunk of the bunch. Wield it.

[1] You find a piece of rubble which looks like it's important. It is--it held up a bunch of other rubble. Respawn?

BECOME HANNIBAL LECTER
EAT OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVERS

[3-1v5] You manage to sit up. Ouch.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on March 03, 2013, 08:14:31 am

(OOC: I suppose I can tell you I was pinning the blame from Greenstar offering to send you the money on you. Fair, ain't it?)
"Loyalty Officer, I overheard a citizen telling you he would send you fine money, which is not where it should go. And while happiness is mandatory, Citizen Madha-R, it is secondary to proper investigation of treason, for who can remain truly happy when they know a citizen of Alpha Complex, who has been enjoying its benefits for untold years, has turned against Friend Computer and now seeks its destruction?"

"That is a blatant lie. In addition, it would not be my fault if a traitor attempted to bribe their way out of a fine, and any credits received in such a manner would naturally be forwarded to the proper accounts, while the traitor would be further fined for attempting to pay a bribe. I suggest you cease inventing lies in the defense of a criminal."

*turns towards whoever was fined*
"Is this so?"